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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    This is WHY I AM A HUSTLER AND WINNER
    All day tomorrow from early morning I am going to charge $5 to save parking spots at the big mall here. Basically how it’s working is I hired 8 people to work with me to drive around the lot and pull into empty spots and hold them. Once i get the Messages from the shoppers or customers I direct them to the available spot and then I tell my employee to pull out for car X. I have all my employees on walkie-talkies so we are in constant discussion to Coordinate. We will be at the mall starting at 6 AM until 4 PM. I’m hoping we can make around $500 and get about 80-100 customers. Instead of sitting on my ass all day I am hustling. With the money I make I am going to make a super Duper play on Christmas

    Wish me luck and don’t steal my idea
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    Seaweed your a businessman
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    • Checkerboard
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 05-15-06
      • 7799

      #3
      Will the big play be posted in the usual reverse code?

      Merry Christmas Seaweed!
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      • pologq
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-07-12
        • 19899

        #4
        pretty interesting idea, good luck
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        • Otters27
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 07-14-07
          • 30760

          #5
          Haha. Not a bad idea. Someone might call the cops or mall security. How do the shoppers know you are providing the Service. Good luck
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          • hankcream
            SBR MVP
            • 06-30-10
            • 2049

            #6
            Making less than $8/hr is a dumbass not a hustler.
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            • Big Bear
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-01-11
              • 43253

              #7
              this is brilliant

              are the malls still that crowded?
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              • ELNATURAL
                SBR MVP
                • 07-27-17
                • 1957

                #8
                Hire more drivers with cars.

                Pay them less and promise them kick backs from any sponsors like SBR.
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                • pinnacle420
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-01-12
                  • 6254

                  #9
                  And then the mall presses charges because you’re a god damn moron
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                  • Thrilla
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-10-15
                    • 13809

                    #10
                    GL Weeder
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                    • Thrilla
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-10-15
                      • 13809

                      #11
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                      • RudyRuetigger
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 08-24-10
                        • 65084

                        #12
                        saloon this shit

                        if i want make believe ill get fukkin disney plus
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                        • gauchojake
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 09-17-10
                          • 34117

                          #13
                          Seaweed what will you net out after paying the drivers???
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                          • agendaman
                            SBR MVP
                            • 12-01-11
                            • 3741

                            #14
                            what a loser
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                            • Seaweed
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 01-19-12
                              • 26318

                              #15
                              When you think outside the box you win

                              All ready for tomorrow, maybe next christmas I will have 50 drivers, in 2 years maybe 200 drivers at all big malls. All our cars are red to spot them at night too. We will take the first 8 spots closest and then after 1-2 hours when its all full we’ll open up the service. Once the shopper comes out the spot will be taken back by us. Basically its vip service
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                              • gauchojake
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 09-17-10
                                • 34117

                                #16
                                Couldn't you be more eco friendly and just use a cone or something???
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                                • pologq
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-07-12
                                  • 19899

                                  #17
                                  are there hot girls driving the cars so when they get out you can see cleavage or a smile too?
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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81450

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pologq
                                    are there hot girls driving the cars so when they get out you can see cleavage or a smile too?
                                    I would pay $5 for this.

                                    $10 if they pull an Anne Hathaway.
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                                    • Seaweed
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 01-19-12
                                      • 26318

                                      #19
                                      I came up with a company name. I’m going to call ourselves the spot savers. Anybody hear want to become a saver? People like to hear the word Save, it’s a marketing strategy. I took marketing at a college
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                                      • cincinnatikid513
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-23-17
                                        • 45360

                                        #20
                                        whens the book coming out
                                        goat
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                                        • BrickJames
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 05-05-11
                                          • 9749

                                          #21
                                          $500 wont even cover lunch around here. Step your game up. Think big.
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                                          • Seaweed
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 01-19-12
                                            • 26318

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BrickJames
                                            $500 wont even cover lunch around here. Step your game up. Think big.
                                            It’s a strategy for a few days of the year

                                            I have other ideas
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                                            • Sanity Check
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-30-13
                                              • 10962

                                              #23
                                              A man arrested in Russia is accused of building a fake border with Finland 15 miles from the real one and charging migrants $11,000 to cross it


                                              Russian authorities arrested a man accused of building a fake border with Finland and charging four South Asian migrants more than 10,000 euros, or $11,000, to help them cross into what they believed was the European Union, local media reported.






                                              I've seen russians run a scam where they charge people to park in public parking lots they don't own.

                                              They don't hire "8 people" though. The do the whole job themselves and DON'T charge excessively low fees like $5 which gives them a chance of being profitable.
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                                              • 2daBank
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 01-26-09
                                                • 88966

                                                #24
                                                All that work and after paying your pretend employees and buying the walkie-talkies you will have 25 bucks left which as always you will proceed to lose before the second game of the day. Sad.
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                                                • 2daBank
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 01-26-09
                                                  • 88966

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                  It’s a strategy for a few days of the year

                                                  I have other ideas
                                                  Who cares, they all end in you losing a terrible bet. Better off staying on couch sucking your thumb.
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                                                  • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 10-08-10
                                                    • 8944

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                    All day tomorrow from early morning I am going to charge $5 to save parking spots at the big mall here. Basically how it’s working is I hired 8 people to work with me to drive around the lot and pull into empty spots and hold them. Once i get the Messages from the shoppers or customers I direct them to the available spot and then I tell my employee to pull out for car X. I have all my employees on walkie-talkies so we are in constant discussion to Coordinate. We will be at the mall starting at 6 AM until 4 PM. I’m hoping we can make around $500 and get about 80-100 customers. Instead of sitting on my ass all day I am hustling. With the money I make I am going to make a super Duper play on Christmas

                                                    Wish me luck and don’t steal my idea
                                                    So, $500
                                                    Divided by 9 people (8 workers & you)
                                                    Divided by 10 hours (6a.m. to 4p.m.)
                                                    Equals (if you all split everything equally)
                                                    $5.56/hour

                                                    Congratulations! You're earning less than minimum wage!
                                                    Not to mention all the time, effort, and gas wasted driving around.....

                                                    FAIL.....
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                                                    • Checkerboard
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 05-15-06
                                                      • 7799

                                                      #27
                                                      Merry Christmas Seaweed!

                                                      Best wishes for Spot Savers.

                                                      No parlay for Christmas pick, straight play, thanks.
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                                                      • hehfest
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-28-08
                                                        • 7934

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                        All day tomorrow from early morning I am going to charge $5 to save parking spots at the big mall here. Basically how it’s working is I hired 8 people to work with me to drive around the lot and pull into empty spots and hold them. Once i get the Messages from the shoppers or customers I direct them to the available spot and then I tell my employee to pull out for car X. I have all my employees on walkie-talkies so we are in constant discussion to Coordinate. We will be at the mall starting at 6 AM until 4 PM. I’m hoping we can make around $500 and get about 80-100 customers. Instead of sitting on my ass all day I am hustling. With the money I make I am going to make a super Duper play on Christmas

                                                        Wish me luck and don’t steal my idea
                                                        I was just going to say you will probably hustle like this and then lose it back on Christmas. Why you ask? Because of your boasting and bragging!
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                                                        • hehfest
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 09-28-08
                                                          • 7934

                                                          #29
                                                          Hey, I'll give you some credit. At least you're not out there being a porch pirate. Do those guys pop all their thefts up on Ebay or Amazon? I'm wondering what resale market they use?
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                                                          • BigdaddyQH
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 07-13-09
                                                            • 19530

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                            All day tomorrow from early morning I am going to charge $5 to save parking spots at the big mall here. Basically how it’s working is I hired 8 people to work with me to drive around the lot and pull into empty spots and hold them. Once i get the Messages from the shoppers or customers I direct them to the available spot and then I tell my employee to pull out for car X. I have all my employees on walkie-talkies so we are in constant discussion to Coordinate. We will be at the mall starting at 6 AM until 4 PM. I’m hoping we can make around $500 and get about 80-100 customers. Instead of sitting on my ass all day I am hustling. With the money I make I am going to make a super Duper play on Christmas

                                                            Wish me luck and don’t steal my idea
                                                            Someone should pound your worthless arse into the ground. You are a complete and total dumb s**t.
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                                                            • cincinnatikid513
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 11-23-17
                                                              • 45360

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by BigdaddyQH
                                                              Someone should pound your worthless arse into the ground. You are a complete and total dumb s**t.
                                                              says the guy who can't read
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                                                              • SnakesPicks
                                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                                • 10-05-13
                                                                • 685

                                                                #32
                                                                I'd say sure, then take the spot and stiff you. What would you do about that? Either that or I'd say penetrate you and rat you out to mall security. No way in hell would I pay you anything. What a Cheese Bag!
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                                                                • Sanity Check
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-30-13
                                                                  • 10962

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Seaweed. If you want $$ side hustles.

                                                                  Off the top of my head, some of this -might- work~



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                                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                                    • 43558

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                                    All day tomorrow from early morning I am going to charge $5 to save parking spots at the big mall here. Basically how it’s working is I hired 8 people to work with me to drive around the lot and pull into empty spots and hold them. Once i get the Messages from the shoppers or customers I direct them to the available spot and then I tell my employee to pull out for car X. I have all my employees on walkie-talkies so we are in constant discussion to Coordinate. We will be at the mall starting at 6 AM until 4 PM. I’m hoping we can make around $500 and get about 80-100 customers. Instead of sitting on my ass all day I am hustling. With the money I make I am going to make a super Duper play on Christmas

                                                                    Wish me luck and don’t steal my idea
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                                                                    • stevek173
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                                      • 27598

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Go Weeder GO!!!!
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