Things that bother the F##k out of you!!!!!

[zam77]

Got a gripe about some dumb shit someone did? Do mosquitoes infuriate you when stinging your bald fuking dome JJ??? Your crap ass wifi raising your blood pressure when power posting on SBR?

Whatever the hell it is post it here... Zammer wants to hear about it.

The first thing that bothers the F##k out of me, happens quite a bit and of course, most recently today... hence thread:

BOTHER FUK 1 - The millennial, more than likely far left, earth saving, passive and lazy cashier who puts my one single BAG of 12 count six inch tortilla shells in another FUKING BAG. WAKE THE FUK UP IDIOT AND SUPPORT YOUR CAUSE! Zammer is about saving the environment one bag at time and doesn't need no 2nd bag!

[zam77]

A yard long receipt from buying a couple fukin 2 Liters... and this was after I tore off what I needed. I don't want to shove a whole reem of paper in my pocket when I need a receipt... LEARN

[Esco]

Countdown till Zam goes on a shooting spree

[zam77]

Not a violent person. Would like to shoot a rubber band at some foreheads but violence bothers the f##k out of me as well. CHalk it up Escer. Share with me pal... what pisses off the Escolator?

[capitalist pig]

Kids on airplanes. Anyone who flies regular understands this

Dogs in shopping carts at grocery stores (I own/love my dogs but they don’t belong at the grocery store).

Women over 21 with dyed blue or pink hair, very few can pull it off

later

[Esco]

Not a violent person. Would like to shoot a rubber band at some foreheads but violence bothers the f##k out of me as well. CHalk it up Escer. Share with me pal... what pisses off the Escolator?

Not much really, I figure we're all gonna die anyways, so what difference does it all make?!

In my world all we need to do is get drunk, penetrate lots a women and do some MDMA once in a while, and everything will be all right in the world

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I’ll tell you what’s been bugging the shit out of me for the last 2 hours.

I want to know what’s in that fukkin Friday folder!

Nothing but WINERS for tomorrow I bet!

[Auto Donk]

the $2.00 off your next purchase of "Rid" is very telling.....

[Baraldsson]

Women over 21 with dyed blue or pink hair...

Could not agree more, brother.

[mpaschal34]

People driving slow in the fast lane while yapping on the cell phone.

[b1slickguy]

Old ladies at the grocery store who have to first record the check number, store name and amount spent in their checkbook register and then proceed to write the check out by hand instead of giving the cashier the blank check to let the cash register fill it out for them.

[zam77]

Kids on airplanes. Anyone who flies regular understands this

Dogs in shopping carts at grocery stores (I own/love my dogs but they don’t belong at the grocery store).

Women over 21 with dyed blue or pink hair, very few can pull it off

later

I always look to the dip shit parents when a kid can't be civil in public or around others... procreation should not be allowed for many of these idiots who raise idiots.

Not much really, I figure we're all gonna die anyways, so what difference does it all make?!

In my world all we need to do is get drunk, penetrate lots a women and do some MDMA once in a while, and everything will be all right in the world

At this point in life, I'm in the thick of it all so hard to find the chill path very often, but I would enjoy this world you speak of.

the $2.00 off your next purchase of "Rid" is very telling.....

Gross Donker... Hope that's not your pubes you horny fuker

[zam77]

People driving slow in the fast lane while yapping on the cell phone.

Agreed... Usually entitled yuppy moms paying no attention or black people in shitty cars. A few months ago, I was on the highway going normal speed and came up on this giant black woman, at least a few hundred pounds I would guess, driving in the fast lane on her cell phone with her back two tires about 90% flat... I looked over at her like wtf??? how am I witnessing this right now?? HAHA... I still laugh about that crazy ass shit.

Old ladies at the grocery store who have to first record the check number, store name and amount spent in their checkbook register and then proceed to write the check out by hand instead of giving the cashier the blank check to let the cash register fill it out for them.

Crazy to think that not too far down the road there will be no more checkbooks... or cashiers.

[zam77]

I’ll tell you what’s been bugging the shit out of me for the last 2 hours.

I want to know what’s in that fukkin Friday folder!

Nothing but WINERS for tomorrow I bet!

Doodoggler... If I was picking winners you wouldn't see a beat up old manila folder for my picks and a stained clipboard in the background.

What bothers the Diggler? I'll bet you rage when after a couple days of laying off porn.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

I like this zam77 guy for sure


LAGGY WIFI - This is not why I pay $60 a month for fukk you

LOSING TO A RIVER ACE - fukk you pokerstars

WARM BEER AT A BAR - ever heard of freezers you dumb fukk?

NEIGHBORS MAKING NOISE BEFORE 9AM ON WEEKENDS - I will fukkin Columbine your house if you keep it up, bonus points and hollow point bullets if you have dogs barking all day or decide to maw the lawn on a Sunday at 7am

"WELL COOKED" STEAK - I always tell them dumb penetrates I like it blue or rare tell them it better be bloody, cause if I say just rare I get some medium overcooked horseshit Im gonna stick this fork in your sous chef's eyeball

LIBERAL IDENTITY POLITICS - There's always a victim, and we always have to feel bad, guilty and ashamed of being or looking caucasian, been called all sort of names by this black liberal chick claiming as a white latino I should be ashamed of my white supremacy... Im sick of this shit seriously, grow a pair!

PINEAPPLE ON A PIZZA - Do I really have to fukkin elaborate? ARE YOU FUKKIN RETARDED?

[juicername]

A yard long receipt from buying a couple fukin 2 Liters... and this was after I tore off what I needed. I don't want to shove a whole reem of paper in my pocket when I need a receipt... LEARN

Zammer, what do you keep in that "Friday current week" folder?

Do you have one for each day of the week?

What happens when the week ends, you have to move all the content to a "Friday last week"'s folder etc? Seems like a lot of work.

[mpaschal34]

Zam77 is certainly on point with many of these issues.

Another one I’ve noticed is how Hollywood has to throw in some sort of gay theme to almost every TV show nowadays. I have nothing against the gay community, but do I have to see it every time I watch TV?

[Auto Donk]

why wait for hollywood's next homosexual release when you can watch endless hours of pure homosexual and tranny and dyke debauchery on youtube for an immediate fix of enjoyable viewing pleasure:

[Auto Donk]

fuk, call me a fukkin' freak, but something about that pack of all bull dyke harley riders made me hard as shit..... I'd love to fight and fuk the whole pack of em in a giant cage match with a bed in the middle of the ring.....

[Auto Donk]

"Motorcycle Contingent for Equality"??????


I guess these f'n harley ridin' bull dykes aren't nearly as creative as their f'n gay twink counterparts..... Surely "Bull Dykes on Bikes" is a better f'n name for these f'd in the head bitches.....

[katstale]

Zam77 is certainly on point with many of these issues.

Another one I’ve noticed is how Hollywood has to throw in some sort of gay theme to almost every TV show nowadays. I have nothing against the gay community, but do I have to see it every time I watch TV?

Glad to see this post. Thought I was the only one who noticed a gay arc in every series/movie. When you are subjected to the gay gladiators/pirates/bikers --you know we have been officially hijacked.

Let me throw in fat chicks headin to Vegas with new french manicures. been shakin my head at that for years

[Auto Donk]

Ask a stupid question,...... yep, some other dykes already trademarked "dykes on bikes", and I guess they don't fancy callin' themselves the more accurate term "bull dykeks".....


fuk those fukkin' dykes..... (in a good way).....

[bigtymer56]

Glad to see this post. Thought I was the only one who noticed a gay arc in every series/movie. When you are subjected to the gay gladiators/pirates/bikers --you know we have been officially hijacked.

Let me throw in fat chicks headin to Vegas with new french manicures. been shakin my head at that for years

Lol, this has been going on for decades now. Look up any show in the last 20 years...there's probably a gay or bisexual character in the show at some point. Probably a bigger deal now when a show doesnt have a gay character.

Shit, The Wire had 2 main gay characters and that ended over a decade ago.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Doodoggler... If I was picking winners you wouldn't see a beat up old manila folder for my picks and a stained clipboard in the background.

What bothers the Diggler? I'll bet you rage when after a couple days of laying off porn.

Zammer yes, porno outages really suck.

Other things I hate:

Nancy Grace
Animal Abuse
Cockroaches
Terrorists
Needing to take a shit right after a shower
Fred. Hey Fred, if you are reading this: FUK YOU!
Unsolicited door knockers: Bible toters, sales people, etc

[Big Bear]

people that cut me off mid sentence and or hang up on me


so rude

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Zammer yes, porno outages really suck.

Other things I hate:

Nancy Grace
Animal Abuse
Cockroaches
Terrorists
Needing to take a shit right after a shower
Fred. Hey Fred, if you are reading this: FUK YOU!
Unsolicited door knockers: Bible toters, sales people, etc

Holy shit the last one hits home Daggles!!! Fuckin Jehova's witnesses, I have terrorized them faking I'm Satan's worshiper, asking them to never come back, think it worked!

As for Nancy Grace, JFC what a bitch, this is hilarious tho! especially the end when she leaves LMAO

[Booya711]

FaceTiming....people using outside voice inside and the worst of all....loud ass people using speaker phone in airports or any public place

[Big Bear]

FaceTiming....people using outside voice inside and the worst of all....loud ass people using speaker phone in airports or any public place

I once saw a guy wearing a 3 piece suit getting his shoes signed at the airport doing a business deal on speaker phone

[b1slickguy]

I once saw a guy wearing a 3 piece suit getting his shoes signed at the airport doing a business deal on speaker phone

Lemme guess, he was wearing Big Baller Brand shoes and Lonzo was signing them?

[coanwe]

The lazy driver thru worker that tries to hand me a drink with dribble running down the side of the cup.
Use a napkin and wipe the cup dry.

[5918mike]

Left lane campers and MF'ers who can't bother to put a shopping cart away properly.

[JIBBBY]

Trump haters and Liberals calling everyone and everything RACIST!!!

[jtoler]

people who dont take blame for their f-ups thinking they are smart/slick. was rear ended few weeks ago which pushed me into truck in front of me. it was basically stop and go traffic, she was prob on phone. no damage to truck, slight damage to me, no visible damage to lady driving suv that reared me although her radiator was busted and antifreeze leaking on ground. she immediately gets out and talks about her brakes locking up, asking if guy SHE pushed me into and I, if we have insurance because if we dont she wont call the cops for accident because she doesnt want us to get in trouble. I LOL'd hard. lady u caused the accident its YOUR insurance that was filed. ring em up eddie.

[TheGoldenGoose]

Nothing bothers the Fukkk out of me.

I retired at age 55, 7 years ago.

There is nothing better than being your own boss.

No bedtime. I sleep when I feel like it.

No morning alarm clock. I wake up when I feel like it.

Guys, be VERY CAREFUL about this Work Sh!t because it will kill you early in life.

[JIBBBY]

-Girls over 21 that swear constantly. Fock'n this fock'n that.

-Girls with dyed hair and tats all over the place is a red flag as well like you guys said above. That all screams insecurity and mentally unstable issues..

-White guys that talk like a black ghetto brothers is highly annoying and disturbing on every level. Yo yo yo dawg.