Feels bad man - sad dating story #2

[stackz125]

Why would you want to put your mouth where she pees from?!?!?!

Disgusting.

[allabout the $$$]

Why would you want to put your mouth where she pees from?!?!?!

Disgusting.

You never ate pussy ???

[BrickJames]

BG....most sluts like being choked and fukked hard these days

They LOVE being choked, slapped and spit on.

[funnyb25]

[Ratpack]

nah next time be like lets take a shower together wash that area till your hand gets numb

[Big Bear]

Matched with cute girl on bumble last night, age 23. She asks if I’m up, say yeah, says come over. Drive 30 mins for lay, expecting to stay over as it was already 2am...when I get there unfortunately she’s 40+ lbs heavier than her photos...very very thick thighs...put it this way, me being 155lb I thought she would crush me. She says let’s do shots, I said okay (hoping alcohol would make me go thru with this). All she had was tequila fuk that. She gives me this sad story of how she can’t be alone, mental health, her roommate / best friend is out of town for week. We start making out, one thing leads to a next and I’m down on her. Then it hits me. That fat woman smell. Same smell every big woman has down there. Fish smell. Awful smell. I go soft instantly and realize this definitely isn’t worth this shit.

I get up and tell her I just got out of a 2 year relationship 3 days ago. I tried acting emotionally and that this was too much for me and had to leave. Why did I do this? Cause if I don’t try to soften this rejection she’s going to cry her guts out and who knows maybe worse. She got angry but understood and I left. Unmatched on app and removed from snap.

Could not get that damn taste out of my mouth quick enough. Fuk that.

I did have a successful hookup earlier this week with a cute 20 year old tatted stoner girl. Dunno why I jumped at this opportunity but yeah just go the penetrate to sleep big bear, it ain’t worth it at 2am.

thanks for the shout out.

I’m sorry to hear that bro. Stanky pussy is always a no go for me too.

Sometimes I’ll hold my nose and just try to power through it but I’m not eating stank puss

I cut that one bitch off. I mean to me pussy is worth it if it’s the right pussy

it can be a lot of hassle though sometimes like you say it’s better just to get your rest and be prepared to fight tomorrows battle

[Big Bear]

for a guy that likes relationships (you said) now you are just trying to jump on anyones bones WTF can you make up your mind

this wasnt a sad story you got catfished and you went down on a random hook up you have so much to learn

dude to be fair sometimes eating pussy is rather enjoyable but yeah not with a fatty

[allabout the $$$]

dude to be fair sometimes eating pussy is rather enjoyable but yeah not with a fatty

Wtf u talking about I eat pussy but I'm not on just a random hookup from the internet

[Booya711]

JFC.....where is a place worse than the saloon for this whore shit?

[PittsburghPlayer]

double no-no, first being in the presence of a fat chick for dating purposes
and then eating her

may as well go the distance and eat-out a prostitute, but you have to tell us about it OP

[Big Bear]

Wtf u talking about I eat pussy but I'm not on just a random hookup from the internet

I hear ya man

I kind of want to eat this girls pussy tonight kinda want to hit it raw


but it’s risky business

she says she is not banging anyone else but they almost always say that despite how big of whores they are

[Big Bear]

double no-no, first being in the presence of a fat chick for dating purposes
and then eating her

may as well go the distance and eat-out a prostitute, but you have to tell us about it OP

eagles just straight eating pussy

[allabout the $$$]

I hear ya man

I kind of want to eat this girls pussy tonight kinda want to hit it raw


but it’s risky business

she says she is not banging anyone else but they almost always say that despite how big of whores they are

unless you are in a relationship DO NOT hit it raw

[Big Bear]

unless you are in a relationship DO NOT hit it raw

good advice

thing is I feel like unless you really find a good wholesome girl to be in a relationship most women will cheat anyway especially the under 25 women with cocaine habits

[Demonata]

Don't eat pussy!!!even if its clean. I ate pussy. Back when i was 18. Smelled fine etc but still did not enjoy it all. The sex and sucking on the titties is the fun part!

[BrickJames]

She had sucked my dick first, thought it was fair to reciprocate.

Typical liberal idiot

[BrickJames]

double no-no, first being in the presence of a fat chick for dating purposes
and then eating her

may as well go the distance and eat-out a prostitute, but you have to tell us about it OP

Dude, all you wax is fatties. Aren't you black? I don't remember the last time I saw a black guy with a chick that wasn't fat.

[jts1207]

Bricker crushing these dating threads

[Big Bear]

typical liberal idiot

lmao

[PittsburghPlayer]

Dude, all you wax is fatties. Aren't you black? I don't remember the last time I saw a black guy with a chick that wasn't fat.

so you are saying that your mom is fat and likes black men
no crime in that, give her a high five for me, maybe pump some loads down her throat in my absence

[Big Bear]

Why would you want to put your mouth where she pees from?!?!?!

Disgusting.

so I’m guessing you don’t eat the ass

[PittsburghPlayer]

post above

[PittsburghPlayer]

I cant go down on bigger chicks

Complete deal breaker

I feel your pain but WTF you doing going down on a chick 1st date off internet? You need to get to know know them 1st....girls like her could have had 7 dudes dump a gallon of *** into the exact spot you're licking quite literally in thst week alone.

just saw this, MinnesotaMan just keeps writing smart shit time after time after time
when I read his posts I sometimes think "OK,this time he will let me down", and it doesn`t happen


Someone with power should see to it that he is top 3 for POTM !!

cool, ty

[Demonata]

Don't eat ass or pussy!!! That's all!

[BeatTheJerk]

Why would you want to put your mouth where she pees from?!?!?!

Disgusting.

You sound like an eleven year old virgin here pal.

[Big Bear]

hey guys I fukked twice yesterday

once before work and shagged another work

my rooster is working over time

[Big Bear]

so it was good to be able to compare

so the early morning romp in the sack was a 32 year old with a fat ass and pussy was kinda loose

the night time sexcapade was a 24 year old with a really tight wet pussy

I much prefer the latter

If the 24 year worked out hard she would be really hot

[jts1207]

You're embarrassing yourself guy

[allabout the $$$]

so it was good to be able to compare

so the early morning romp in the sack was a 32 year old with a fat ass and pussy was kinda loose

the night time sexcapade was a 24 year old with a really tight wet pussy

I much prefer the latter

If the 24 year worked out hard she would be really hot

You got laid should we throw a party for you?

[Big Bear]

You got laid should we throw a party for you?

I’m down

still hung over from last night though

first time I fukked 2 different broads in the same day

[BeatTheJerk]

Did you make them c u m multiple times each Big Daddy Bear ?

[allabout the $$$]

Did you make them c u m multiple times each Big Daddy Bear ?

who you kidding both times didnt add up to 5 minutes

[BeatTheJerk]

who you kidding both times didnt add up to 5 minutes

Let the man speak lol, I think BB will always share the truth. I get a good honest vibe out of him in his posting.

[BrickJames]

so you are saying that your mom is fat and likes black men
no crime in that, give her a high five for me, maybe pump some loads down her throat in my absence

I met this chick at the bar the other night, she starts telling me how she is sick of being out of shape and is going to start working out.

I thought to myself, "God this fat ass must be sick of fukkin black guys!"

Laughter ensues

[BrickJames]

I’m down

still hung over from last night though

first time I fukked 2 different broads in the same day

That's kids shit, you're a man once you pork the same gross thing twice a year for 20 years!

Then and only then are you considered a "man's man!"