Feels bad man - sad dating story #2

[eaglesfan371]

Matched with cute girl on bumble last night, age 23. She asks if I’m up, say yeah, says come over. Drive 30 mins for lay, expecting to stay over as it was already 2am...when I get there unfortunately she’s 40+ lbs heavier than her photos...very very thick thighs...put it this way, me being 155lb I thought she would crush me. She says let’s do shots, I said okay (hoping alcohol would make me go thru with this). All she had was tequila fuk that. She gives me this sad story of how she can’t be alone, mental health, her roommate / best friend is out of town for week. We start making out, one thing leads to a next and I’m down on her. Then it hits me. That fat woman smell. Same smell every big woman has down there. Fish smell. Awful smell. I go soft instantly and realize this definitely isn’t worth this shit.

I get up and tell her I just got out of a 2 year relationship 3 days ago. I tried acting emotionally and that this was too much for me and had to leave. Why did I do this? Cause if I don’t try to soften this rejection she’s going to cry her guts out and who knows maybe worse. She got angry but understood and I left. Unmatched on app and removed from snap.

Could not get that damn taste out of my mouth quick enough. Fuk that.

I did have a successful hookup earlier this week with a cute 20 year old tatted stoner girl. Dunno why I jumped at this opportunity but yeah just go the penetrate to sleep big bear, it ain’t worth it at 2am.

[eaglesfan371]

Haven’t been posting much sorry guys.

Work is going well but damn it is cutthroat. One of the 8 others in my hiring class was fired Thursday. My role is less replaceable as I’m the only financial analyst of the company, whereas this guy was another sales guy which is a revolving door at my company. Still though, the pressure and anxiety is severe. Well above industry for pay and benefits though.

Haven’t been gambling and likely won’t until football/NHL starts back up. Hoping my next bet will be in the good ol capital of USA.

Hope you all crush it and to OTTERS, MY MAN, congrats on your run. PLEASE stay to your word and cash out and PLEASE calm down. You’ve increased your bets 10x lately.

[maggiethebestdog]

I'm very disappointed in you Eagles

Big girls need lovin too

Get down there, plug your nose, hold your breath and take care of business

They are all the same after you pop off

You're still young
You will learn

[allabout the $$$]

Matched with cute girl on bumble last night, age 23. She asks if I’m up, say yeah, says come over. Drive 30 mins for lay, expecting to stay over as it was already 2am...when I get there unfortunately she’s 40+ lbs heavier than her photos...very very thick thighs...put it this way, me being 155lb I thought she would crush me. She says let’s do shots, I said okay (hoping alcohol would make me go thru with this). All she had was tequila fuk that. She gives me this sad story of how she can’t be alone, mental health, her roommate / best friend is out of town for week. We start making out, one thing leads to a next and I’m down on her. Then it hits me. That fat woman smell. Same smell every big woman has down there. Fish smell. Awful smell. I go soft instantly and realize this definitely isn’t worth this shit.

I get up and tell her I just got out of a 2 year relationship 3 days ago. I tried acting emotionally and that this was too much for me and had to leave. Why did I do this? Cause if I don’t try to soften this rejection she’s going to cry her guts out and who knows maybe worse. She got angry but understood and I left. Unmatched on app and removed from snap.

Could not get that damn taste out of my mouth quick enough. Fuk that.

I did have a successful hookup earlier this week with a cute 20 year old tatted stoner girl. Dunno why I jumped at this opportunity but yeah just go the penetrate to sleep big bear, it ain’t worth it at 2am.

for a guy that likes relationships (you said) now you are just trying to jump on anyones bones WTF can you make up your mind

this wasnt a sad story you got catfished and you went down on a random hook up you have so much to learn

[RudyRuetigger]

Noone cares bro

SALOON THIS GUY FOR GOOD

[jts1207]

Noone cares bro

SALOON THIS GUY FOR GOOD

Rudy that's not nice. Stop trolling.

[Otters27]

Dating overated. Gambling is always your friend

[jjgold]

Stop eagles your embarrassing yourself

[BuckyOne]

Come on Eagles - you have to suck it up and do your duty in that situation!!! Creates bad kharma like breaking a window! What if the next chick you meet says, "cannot do this because you have bad breath!"???

[big joe 1212]

Your lips might start falling apart tomorrow

[2daBank]

Don’t ever apologize for posting less!!!

[2daBank]

it one thing to get head or even fukk a plumper every now and again but who the fukk eats a fat bitches pussy right off the jump?

[kingdom]

sniff test has to come first. i fingered a chick once and there was no soap strong enough to get it off my finger. poor eagles had to brush that off his tongue. hope you have no facial hair. suck to be carrying that stink on the ride home. and he was at her house with no toothbrush? had to clean it with a face towel lol.

[MinnesotaFats]

I cant go down on bigger chicks

Complete deal breaker

I feel your pain but WTF you doing going down on a chick 1st date off internet? You need to get to know know them 1st....girls like her could have had 7 dudes dump a gallon of *** into the exact spot you're licking quite literally in thst week alone.

[ThaTopMoron]

Noone cares bro

SALOON THIS GUY FOR GOOD

thanks for posting my exact thoughts

[Cuse0323]

Does feel bad to read this garbage. No one who gets catfished just decides to dive right in. You get a BJ, and bounce on the cow.

[kidcudi92]

Noone cares bro

SALOON THIS GUY FOR GOOD

Please

Nobody read that shit and if they did they are a fukkin homo

[kidcudi92]

Eagles go find your nearest train tracks and lay there for 24 hours

[5mike5]

Fukking disgusting

Eating a lard asses puss anytime wouldnt be happening. But some heffer u dont even know? My god

[Quatro Quatro]

You fukking newb.

[Bostongambler]

Her pussssy stank, but you went down on her anyway?????? Now you can’t get the taste out of you mouth?

[funnyb25]

Bro, girls are suppose to suck yo dick right off the bat, you never go down on a chick right away, if ever. Be selfish, and get your dick sucked for a few minutes then pound the broad. No need to eat her out ever really.

[eaglesfan371]

Bro, girls are suppose to suck yo dick right off the bat, you never go down on a chick right away, if ever. Be selfish, and get your dick sucked for a few minutes then pound the broad. No need to eat her out ever really.

She had sucked my dick first, thought it was fair to reciprocate.

[allabout the $$$]

She had sucked my dick first, thought it was fair to reciprocate.

Does anyone actually believe this
If you really did get head that would have been part of your story

[funnyb25]

She had sucked my dick first, thought it was fair to reciprocate.

Nah man. That is long term stuff. No compromises in random hookups.

[BrickJames]

Dude you're going down on fat Bumble bitches? 🤢🤢🤢

Seriously dude?

[bradthebloke]

Matched with cute girl on bumble last night, age 23. She asks if I’m up, say yeah, says come over. Drive 30 mins for lay, expecting to stay over as it was already 2am...when I get there unfortunately she’s 40+ lbs heavier than her photos...very very thick thighs...put it this way, me being 155lb I thought she would crush me. She says let’s do shots, I said okay (hoping alcohol would make me go thru with this). All she had was tequila fuk that. She gives me this sad story of how she can’t be alone, mental health, her roommate / best friend is out of town for week. We start making out, one thing leads to a next and I’m down on her. Then it hits me. That fat woman smell. Same smell every big woman has down there. Fish smell. Awful smell. I go soft instantly and realize this definitely isn’t worth this shit.

I get up and tell her I just got out of a 2 year relationship 3 days ago. I tried acting emotionally and that this was too much for me and had to leave. Why did I do this? Cause if I don’t try to soften this rejection she’s going to cry her guts out and who knows maybe worse. She got angry but understood and I left. Unmatched on app and removed from snap.

Could not get that damn taste out of my mouth quick enough. Fuk that.

I did have a successful hookup earlier this week with a cute 20 year old tatted stoner girl. Dunno why I jumped at this opportunity but yeah just go the penetrate to sleep big bear, it ain’t worth it at 2am.

thats why youve got to employ an old trick I used to use. as your fingering her, you draw her attention elsewhere. ask her something about a picture you see, or whats that noise outside? as she turns her head to look at whatever you're mentioning, you quickly smell your fingers. if no stinky, proceed. If smells, proceed to get the hell out of there. No man deserves to eat smelly snatch. Just my .002, (hat tip)

[Ratpack]

eagles what happened to that thot you met that was moving to dc soon just wait for her she sounds like a keeper

[eaglesfan371]

eagles what happened to that thot you met that was moving to dc soon just wait for her she sounds like a keeper

I’m 25, she MIGHT move to MD. She will likely move back to NC for a bit. Let’s be realistic, women change their mind constantly. Not putting my life on hold for her.

As for the “I’m a relationship guy” comment. I am. I hadn’t had sex since May. I was feeling a bit frustrated this week. I had sex. Fun.

Another reason I ran out of this potential hookup is she was the FARTHEST thing from kinky. Pinched her , put hand on her throat and she pulled my hand off and replied be gentle don’t pinch my LOL what.

[Bostongambler]

Another reason I ran out of this potential hookup is she was the FARTHEST thing from kinky. Pinched her , put hand on her throat and she pulled my hand off and replied be gentle don’t pinch my LOL what.


You put your hand on her throat???? Where the fukk do you people come from?

She probably thought you were a serial killer and now I’m thinking the same.

[jts1207]

Another reason I ran out of this potential hookup is she was the FARTHEST thing from kinky. Pinched her , put hand on her throat and she pulled my hand off and replied be gentle don’t pinch my LOL what.


You put your hand on her throat???? Where the fukk do you people come from?

She probably thought you were a serial killer and now I’m thinking the same.

BG....most sluts like being choked and fukked hard these days

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Post her pic.

[Bostongambler]

BG....most sluts like being choked and fukked hard these days

I guess I’m out of touch then.


And instead of a goodnight peck on the cheek do us men now take a bat to her knees on departing?

[Demonata]

Never go down on any girl. Just asking for diseases since most are hos.

[funnyb25]

Bad smelly pussy really can cause severe PTSD. It is a real thing. IF you can remotely smell anything when pants are pulled down, immediately pull them right back up. It will NOT get better.