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  • cincinnatikid513
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-23-17
    • 45360

    #36
    Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
    Brick about got it all. Said she looked like some actress minus 24 teeth. $40 was for the “babysitter” but she buys meth with it. Starts freaking out after smoking and cinci like the knight in shining armor he is, comforts her & tells her everything will be ok, big poppa is here. She uses his phone to call ”baby sitter” and cinci finally puts one & one together and asks her to leave. He immediately checks out of hotel and while driving throws his phone out of window thinking the “babysitter” might be able to track his every move. $150 for hotel room, $40 for babysitter $15 for condoms, whole experience PRICELESS as they say.
    that's pretty good u got most of it, i felt the need to delete what happened in case there is any trouble in the future about this incident
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    • eaglesfan371
      SBR MVP
      • 01-08-19
      • 4079

      #37
      ROFL what the hell.

      I’ve still yet to see a clear “hooker” in public.

      Or been to a strip club. Why pay to be teased? Waste of money.

      As for prostitutes, already had the clap once from a college party hookup, don’t need that shit or worse again.
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      • cincinnatikid513
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-23-17
        • 45360

        #38
        Originally posted by eaglesfan371
        ROFL what the hell.

        I’ve still yet to see a clear “hooker” in public.

        Or been to a strip club. Why pay to be teased? Waste of money.

        As for prostitutes, already had the clap once from a college party hookup, don’t need that shit or worse again.
        i dont know what she was but she had real issues never seen someone act so paranoid think she got,some bad stuff i was lucky she didnt have a knife and stab me
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        • Salam
          SBR Sharp
          • 08-26-13
          • 397

          #39
          Originally posted by BrickJames
          Why did you edit out the whole story?

          Shit was funny
          I like your avatar. where's that from?
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          • cincinnatikid513
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-23-17
            • 45360

            #40
            Originally posted by BrickJames
            Why did you edit out the whole story?

            Shit was funny
            don't want to be a star witness for the "baby sitter" trial if something were to ever go down
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            • jts1207
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 12-15-16
              • 8011

              #41
              Originally posted by eaglesfan371
              ROFL what the hell.

              I’ve still yet to see a clear “hooker” in public.

              Or been to a strip club. Why pay to be teased? Waste of money.

              As for prostitutes, already had the clap once from a college party hookup, don’t need that shit or worse again.
              Never seen a hooker? Been to a titty bar? Sounds like u found the sorority whore lol.


              You're on the wrong forum guy
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              • BrickJames
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 05-05-11
                • 9749

                #42
                Originally posted by Salam
                I like your avatar. where's that from?
                The internet
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                • Demonata
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 07-12-11
                  • 25829

                  #43
                  Should just go to hong kong cafe in mexico. Way better deals.
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                  • eaglesfan371
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-08-19
                    • 4079

                    #44
                    Originally posted by jts1207
                    Never seen a hooker? Been to a titty bar? Sounds like u found the sorority whore lol.

                    You're on the wrong forum guy
                    Yup, never been to a titty bar.

                    University of Maryland / Prince George's county has the highest chlamydia rate of reported cases in all of the US. I know two other students who got it. The chill part is you take 2 pills and are cured within a week. No symptoms except a small sting feeling when peeing, very minor.
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                    • benibrowns
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 01-23-10
                      • 195

                      #45
                      Thats why you keep booze in the car so not to sober and have a even more interesting story...
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                      • gauchojake
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 09-17-10
                        • 34116

                        #46
                        Florida man...
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                        • Esco
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 05-08-09
                          • 972

                          #47
                          Originally posted by Demonata
                          Should just go to hong kong cafe in mexico. Way better deals
                          Googled it. Place looks like fun: https://hktijuana.com/club-features.php

                          Isnt Mexico dangerous right now though?? I hear all these horror stories
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                          • BrickJames
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 05-05-11
                            • 9749

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Esco
                            Googled it. Place looks like fun: https://hktijuana.com/club-features.php

                            Isnt Mexico dangerous right now though?? I hear all these horror stories
                            Tijuana definitely is.

                            Cabo is good.
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                            • JIBBBY
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-10-09
                              • 83686

                              #49
                              I sense a thread start regret.. I see alot of editing.. Usual happens when you post drunk ..
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                              • dlowilly
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-09-16
                                • 13862

                                #50
                                Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                                ROFL what the hell.

                                I’ve still yet to see a clear “hooker” in public.

                                Or been to a strip club. Why pay to be teased? Waste of money.

                                As for prostitutes, already had the clap once from a college party hookup, don’t need that shit or worse again.
                                You've never seen a hooker in public, never been to a strip club, but you partied and fuked around enough to get the clap in college?

                                Something doesn't add up here...

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                                • BrickJames
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 05-05-11
                                  • 9749

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                  I sense a thread start regret.. I see alot of editing.. Usual happens when you post drunk ..
                                  I have posted drunk many times, and still to this day I have never edited 1 post!

                                  My sbr claim to fame.
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                                  • BrickJames
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 05-05-11
                                    • 9749

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by dlowilly
                                    You've never seen a hooker in public, never been to a strip club, but you partied and fuked around enough to get the clap in college?

                                    Something doesn't add up here...

                                    Typical liberal idiot.

                                    The chick he got the clap from probably had hairy armpits and legs and a big old Bush and wore Birkenstocks didn't shower and loved black guys.

                                    And wore a shirt that said feminism in big huge letters!

                                    Lol
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                                    • JIBBBY
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-10-09
                                      • 83686

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by BrickJames
                                      I have posted drunk many times, and still to this day I have never edited 1 post!

                                      My sbr claim to fame.
                                      Gotta own it I agree!!.

                                      Many times the next morning I am gun shy to open some threads I start though when drunk the night before ..
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                                      • cincinnatikid513
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-23-17
                                        • 45360

                                        #54
                                        nothing to see
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                                        • cincinnatikid513
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-23-17
                                          • 45360

                                          #55
                                          big arse big boobs
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                                          • cincinnatikid513
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-23-17
                                            • 45360

                                            #56
                                            nice lady
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                                            • cincinnatikid513
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-23-17
                                              • 45360

                                              #57
                                              went well
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                                              • jts1207
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 12-15-16
                                                • 8011

                                                #58
                                                Lol....Wal Mart parking lot
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                                                • cincinnatikid513
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-23-17
                                                  • 45360

                                                  #59
                                                  [QUOTE=jts1207;28700278]Lol....Wal Mart parking lot[/QUOTE


                                                  one day i will meet a nice classy bbw girlfriend, until then i will help support the drug users in town
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                                                  • cincinnatikid513
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-23-17
                                                    • 45360

                                                    #60
                                                    ughh i need jesus jibby
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