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  • ttwarrior1
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    • 06-23-09
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    #1
    If you owned a McDonalds
    who on sbr would be your employees

    Manager, etc etc


  • funnyb25
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    • 07-09-09
    • 39663

    #2
    Manager Cincy Kid
    Lead employee Otters
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    • HurryUpAndDrink
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-23-13
      • 13017

      #3
      you would be my bitch
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      • funnyb25
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 07-09-09
        • 39663

        #4
        Thank you
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        • funnyb25
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          • 07-09-09
          • 39663

          #5
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          • TheMoneyShot
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            • 02-14-07
            • 28672

            #6


            We might have to choose you TT... you look just like Louie
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            • 19th Hole
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              • 03-22-09
              • 18957

              #7
              McDonalds has become extra sleazy just by being mentioned
              by Titty W.
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              • funnyb25
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                • 07-09-09
                • 39663

                #8
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  None

                  Most lazy here
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                  • pavyracer
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82840

                    #10
                    jjgold

                    He can manage the restaurant, cut the grass, paint the building and fix the fences all at the same time he posts every 2 minutes in Players Talk.
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                    • funnyb25
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                      • 07-09-09
                      • 39663

                      #11
                      Pavy fired up across all threads. I love it!
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                      • RudyRuetigger
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 08-24-10
                        • 65084

                        #12
                        i would hire lvbound to patrol the area
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                        • 2daBank
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 01-26-09
                          • 88966

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          None

                          Most lazy here
                          How many McDonald’s employees do you think have a strong work ethic and a iq above 90?

                          Maybe lucky and a few teenagers but any adult working at McDonald’s you can pretty much guarantee is either really dumb, really lazy, prob both.
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                          • Hman
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-04-17
                            • 21429

                            #14
                            If I owned a McDonald's i wouldn't allow it to ever rim out of ketchup or freaking HAMBURGERS like I've experienced at one in the past.
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                            • RudyRuetigger
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 08-24-10
                              • 65084

                              #15
                              if i owned a mcdonalds i would sell it and buy a chickfila
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82840

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                if i owned a mcdonalds i would sell it and buy a chickfila
                                Good luck with that. Not sure you will pass their strict standards for franchise owner.
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                                • RudyRuetigger
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 08-24-10
                                  • 65084

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                                  Good luck with that. Not sure you will pass their strict standards for franchise owner.
                                  i bet your greek ass eats some footlong gyro from tyrone

                                  relax
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                                  • The Kraken
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                                    • 12-25-11
                                    • 28918

                                    #18
                                    I would have KingMayan run it, that way he could communicate with all the other employees
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                                    • Hman
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-04-17
                                      • 21429

                                      #19
                                      Eh I dunno Rudy I don't like the fact that Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        Half the guys would eat entire store
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                                        • 2daBank
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 01-26-09
                                          • 88966

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Hman
                                          If I owned a McDonald's i wouldn't allow it to ever rim out of ketchup or freaking HAMBURGERS like I've experienced at one in the past.
                                          No shit, out of freaking hamburgers and ketchup? That seems like a good way to lose money!! Lol.

                                          I was craving some jack in box tacos last week (extra lettuce, extra sauce makes them the bomb when ya stoned!!) m, anyways I sit there for like 8 minutes at the box waiting for them to take my order, the chick comes on and 1st thing she says is “we don’t have any tacos!!” Man I was freaking pissed, I had no interest in anything else from there. It woulda been a total disaster had there been ppl in front of me and behind me to where I woulda been boxed in while not getting any food! Coulda gotten ugly!! Lol
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                                          • HurryUpAndDrink
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 08-23-13
                                            • 13017

                                            #22
                                            lol lol lol...

                                            JJ could cook, thanks to his alopecia he does not have to worry about hair in the food
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                                            • Hman
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-04-17
                                              • 21429

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by 2daBank
                                              No shit, out of freaking hamburgers and ketchup? That seems like a good way to lose money!! Lol.

                                              I was craving some jack in box tacos last week (extra lettuce, extra sauce makes them the bomb when ya stoned!!) m, anyways I sit there for like 8 minutes at the box waiting for them to take my order, the chick comes on and 1st thing she says is “we don’t have any tacos!!” Man I was freaking pissed, I had no interest in anything else from there. It woulda been a total disaster had there been ppl in front of me and behind me to where I woulda been boxed in while not getting any food! Coulda gotten ugly!! Lol

                                              Yep couldn't believe it.

                                              Was one of the most hilariously-ridiculous things I'd ever heard.

                                              I've been thru same thing you explained.

                                              Order something and instead of telling you they are out, they come back 15 minutes later and let you know.
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                                              • JIBBBY
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-10-09
                                                • 83686

                                                #24
                                                JJ restaurant manager, Biggy and Grit'n Gravy working the kitchen.. HUD doing the books and PR..
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                                                • funnyb25
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 07-09-09
                                                  • 39663

                                                  #25
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                                                  • kidcudi92
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 12-14-11
                                                    • 15434

                                                    #26
                                                    Otters Manager
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                                                    • BeatTheJerk
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 08-19-07
                                                      • 31794

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                                      i bet your greek ass eats some footlong gyro from tyrone

                                                      relax
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                                                      • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 08-23-13
                                                        • 13017

                                                        #28
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                                                        • KVB
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 05-29-14
                                                          • 74817

                                                          #29
                                                          Fuk this pool of employees at SBR, I'm reaching out to this girl to double as both manager and security.

                                                          I think she started her own security firm... Hammer Fist Bitches, Inc....so she has experience...

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                                                          • BeatTheJerk
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                                                            • 08-19-07
                                                            • 31794

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by KVB
                                                            Fuk this pool of employees at SBR, I'm reaching out to this girl to double as both manager and security.

                                                            I think she started her own security firm... Hammer Fist Bitches, Inc....so she has experience...

                                                            Not a bad ass on shorty tho
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                                                            • KVB
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 05-29-14
                                                              • 74817

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                                              Not a bad ass on shorty tho
                                                              Awww, was going to point out the nip slip for you, but I just realized it's blocked out.

                                                              That's fukked up.

                                                              Between the hammer fists and titties, well, this was an award winning video.

                                                              And and a great resume attachment when applying for manager and McDonalds.

                                                              Or security guard.

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                                                              • Eddy Munny
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-13-13
                                                                • 15768

                                                                #32
                                                                I would hire JoeCool because experience is preferred.
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                                                                • KVB
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 05-29-14
                                                                  • 74817

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                                                  I would hire JoeCool because experience is preferred.
                                                                  Oh boy.

                                                                  Dude is going to search his name, see this, and we'll see 2 pages of banter in which the wit and prose of a one Eddy Munny smothers the lengthy whiny ramblings of a one JoeCool.

                                                                  Pull up a seat fellas, this thread is about to take a wild and unexpected turn.

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                                                                  • Big Bear
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 11-01-11
                                                                    • 43253

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                                    who on sbr would be your employees

                                                                    Manager, etc etc


                                                                    I’d have Paco as manager, Smoke as the fry guy, Eaglesfan dressed up like Ronald McDonald signing autogograph’s by the kids play area, and Shari as the accountant, JJ gold and LT profits running the cash register
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                                                                    • captrobey
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                                                                      • 09-02-10
                                                                      • 34381

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                                                      Fuk this pool of employees at SBR, I'm reaching out to this girl to double as both manager and security.

                                                                      I think she started her own security firm... Hammer Fist Bitches, Inc....so she has experience...

                                                                      Interesting story on why she got beat. She asked for a cup for water. She tried getting soda and the heavy girl shut the machine off. So she threw her tray at her and got her ass kicked deservedly. I hope the girl got a raise and not fired for that .
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