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LOL What did he do to people?Comment -
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I can think of worse things that could happen to you.Comment -
Joe, you might be the only one I have said this to ever. But you might be one that just kept the $100 so you could pay your bills. Going pro but still be broke as shit does you know good. No internet on your phone wtf, it is 2019.
Only on SBR
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LOL Sorry that a few of you read this and "assumed" that I was broke! That's not the case.
You know what they say about assuming things!Comment -
Lol, this coming from a broke dik coke head fried loser who bums money on other forums and has the nerve to start a thread about stiffs
You’re so fuk’in pathetic, a stray dog doesn’t even want to be around you!
How’s it feel mud hut boy to know Shari has your fuk’in balls on a shelf and can banish your stupid ass in an instant, so you keep your lips firmly pressed up against her ass just so you can exist here, you asswipe bottom feeder.
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Blowjob (JoeCool20) shouldn't even have thread starting privileges... look no further than his last two masterpieces for illustration. He starts a thread about how his Rockets ticket (12 betpoints) is in dire straits right out of the gate, then somewhere down the line humblebrags about how his worry was justified i.e. "I said it was no good and I was right."
I mean what kind of retard loses a game and still has the nerve to say "I told you so?" Furthermore, who starts a thread about a personal risk of 12 betpoints anyway? Of course the real drama was him just getting shit on by everyone until he was up to neck in it and then hitting the ejection button, which has become his calling card.
Then of course he starts this thread because we care about his internet service and the one bar he managed to unearth from the corner of his mobile home, like some crack fiend finding that last crumb between the couch cushions. Who's he kidding anyways? The brokedikk never had internet. He just taps into the downtown library's free Wi-Fi like every other drooling, slack-jawed transient. The lost connection was just an excuse to abort the previous thread in which he was having another customary breakdown and was gobbling up his meds faster than the pharmacy could fill'em.
SBR's first gay, retarded, brokedikk ghost who also happens to be a violent sex offender with a fetish for broomstick sodomy and glory holes in porta-potties. It's a good thing he has me on ignore though, because I would hate to incur the wrath of a GRBG on the sex offender registry.Comment -
Yeah, I’m so miserable. Wrong again ignorant loser fuk. Wasn’t born with shit asshole, worked my ass off for everything I’ve got and feel damn proud of it. Own 2 houses, producing rental income, eat whatever and wherever I want, fly out to rock concerts and festivals when I feel like having some fun.
You wish you had one tenth of my good life, instead you’re an on the run felon, hiding out in grandma’s basement and stealing her social security checks! Real stupid life decision making led you to where you are dip shit, scrubbing toilets at a fuk’in restaurant.
You and butt fuk bum boy Hurry douche don’t have two fuk’in cents to rub together, this forum is your lives and your miserable existence.
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Blowjob's old phone:
Blowjob's recently upgraded phone with cutting edge technology to accommodate a second party:
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Can somebody fill me in to why he had no internet for 3 days? I don't feel like reading all this crap so please help me out.Comment -
LOL Of course my cell phone has internet! But not if I don't have my internet hooked up you goof-ball.
And you wouldn't have to "assume" any of that if you could read!
I plainly stated in the comments that I was CHANGING my internet and cable so THAT'S why I didn't have it!
Now they hooked up my new internet and cable today, so I do have it! But if you can't/don't read the comments,
and you just make wild assumptions, then you make yourself look like a fool.
And try not to blame me for it either!Comment -
Yes, I could have used the "roaming" crap and sat here on my cell phone for three days and paid for the roaming.
And yes I can use roaming anywhere I want and pay extra for it!
But since I found the one bar of service in that one spot in my living room, I didn't have to do any of that!Comment -
Blowjob quoting Einstein
Psh, that's like........ Blowjob quoting Einstein
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Originally Posted by Eddy Munny
Blowjob's old phone:
Blowjob's recently upgraded phone with cutting edge technology to accommodate a second party:
Hey 2dabank, it didn't take Ed long did it! I thought that phone shit was pretty funny!!
I TOLD you he He will do 1 or ALL FOUR of these things when he posts!
1 Bring up something from THREE YEARS AGO that doesn't make a fuk.
2 Tell blatant lies about me including libelous statements.
3 Tell blatant lies about SBR staff.
4. Post vile disgusting lies about my deceased family.
But I forgot to include #5 on my list of things he'd say! How could I forget the gay one!
#5 He will say something gay about giving me a blowjob. LOL I don't really have anything against gays,
but I sure as HELL don't need males posting about blowjobs! LOL I HAD to block that gay shit!Comment -
I seriously thought pretty much every cell plan had internet these days. Havnt heard anyone talk about “roaming” in like a decade, thought your phone just brought you internet wherever you went? Feel like we have went back to the future in this thread. LolComment -
Or #6 Talk about my use of SBR's edit feature,
(when the first time he ever posted about that, the flaming goof-ball retarded stalker went and edited one of his OWN posts a few posts later!)
LOL Biggest "oops" dumb-ass bullshit ever done on SBR!
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Yeah, it didn't take long for Blowjob to tip his hand and reveal that he doesn't in fact have me on ignore. He can't resist. It's just not in his mental makeup to ignore me because I own him and that's what keeps him tossing and turning at night and running to CVS for refills.
It's just a faux card he plays so he doesn't have to reply directly to me and get horsewhipped in return.Comment
