Srs question about a bartender I met

[DwightShrute]

after your 3 days, tell her your handle on sbr and to check out your political posts. I guarantee you will never hear from her again.

[The Kraken]

Setup the repeat encounter. Once you get in the hotel room tell her you want to go down. After an hour or a few releases tell her you had a great time and you'll see her later

When she tries to go down or motion for coitus politely decline and explain you were just there for what you did.

You'll be able to hit that for awhile whenever you want

I like this, will report back

It will happen, its a foregone conclusion. Im a great fukk, good looking and have a nice hote room, just not sure if I should lick her asshole

Probably will

[Joey Vigs]

Whichever mod moved this to the saloon I say bravo. Great job. Had absolutely no business being in PT

[The Kraken]

after your 3 days, tell her your handle on sbr and to check out your political posts. I guarantee you will never hear from her again.

She’s a liberal arts major dum-dum

You never get anything right

[DwightShrute]

She’s a liberal arts major dum-dum

You never get anything right

it was a joke dum dum

she's not going out with you because of your sense of humor obviously

have fun

[The Kraken]

Don’t you live in a millionaire neighborhood?


Never seen your house or you. So esstenially you are a total fraud. You haven’t proved anything about yourself. I am validated.


I’m guessing my basement cost more than your “house”


I bet you aren’t even addicted to pills, just another lie

You made a video from your moms basement, stuttered a few times, took you 10 seconds to say “this is kid udi”, I can’t believe you actually posted that colossal embarrassment.

Everything points to brain damage

[The Kraken]

it was a joke dum dum

she's not going out with you because of your sense of humor obviously

have fun

Thats fine with me. We met at the bar, she probably wants the same thing I do. I’ve never went down on a chicks ass, odd thing to want to tey at 40

[PittsburghPlayer]

just happened upon this thread, 1/2 of you are funny as fukk
one is belligerent

eat her ass

we appreciate you including us in you sexcapades

thank you and good luck

[kidcudi92]

You made a video from your moms basement, stuttered a few times, took you 10 seconds to say “this is kid udi”, I can’t believe you actually posted that colossal embarrassment.

Everything points to brain damage

So you ...

1. Do NOT live in a millionaire neighborhood as previously claimed on this forum

2. Did NOT DENY my basement is worth more than your house (6 figure basement ALONE)

3. Probably NOT addicted to pills, but rather act like it for attention

4. My brain damage, whatever it may be, I am cool with it

[kidcudi92]

Whichever mod moved this to the saloon I say bravo. Great job. Had absolutely no business being in PT

[The Kraken]

So you ...

1. Do NOT live in a millionaire neighborhood as previously claimed on this forum

2. Did NOT DENY my basement is worth more than your house (6 figure basement ALONE)

3. Probably NOT addicted to pills, but rather act like it for attention

4. My brain damage, whatever it may be, I am cool with it

You want a war of words and that doesn’t interest me right now

I wish I was lying about being an addict, it has destroyed my life many times over in a variety of ways. If you’ve never been there, you can’t understand or relate which leads to statements like the one you made. You should be proud you never became an addict or thankful you never had the opportunity.

[The Kraken]

So you ...

1. Do NOT live in a millionaire neighborhood as previously claimed on this forum

2. Did NOT DENY my basement is worth more than your house (6 figure basement ALONE)

3. Probably NOT addicted to pills, but rather act like it for attention

4. My brain damage, whatever it may be, I am cool with it

When I was your age I had never heard of an internet forum. Spent maybe 1-2 minutes/day between internet and tv. You’re a young man and have 11000 posts on a chitty room, time to ask yourself where life went wrong

get off the fukking internet kiddo

[TheMetsSuck]

you guys literally joined 10 days apart 8 years ago and you have double the amount of posts he has. maybe the dumbest thing i have ever read.

[convick]

Kraken is much older though, I believe. He has a point.

[TheMetsSuck]

the younger generation was raised on computers. Little kids have ipiads at 4 years old these days. If anything I think it is worse to be older and have more posts on an internet forum. But, who the fack cares this is like arguing over 2nd place in an ugly contest. Go eat some ass kraken!

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Kraken, I have dated LOADS of bartenders, especially back when I used to DJ and promote rock concerts

They are not more whorish than the average woman, especially nowadays. They have seen and heard everything tho, so impressing her is a penetrating waste of time, be real, make her laugh, the standard... don't try to be cool if you are not or are anxious, she will notice the fake shit... if you are feeling smooth then you have fewer problems than me I guess lol

GL, eat her ass if you like her, you only live once... wtf man, you have posted about being depressed bro, this is the exact opportunity to take it out on life, destroy that monkey! DEFILEEEEEEEEEEEEE HER! Stop taking it out on yourself, make them squirt and sling dick every day, the world is your MFing oyster!

[Gaze73]

trying to figure out if eating bartender snatch is +ev or not

And no, it's not +ev. Also eating ass is for cucks. Alphas don't eat no ass.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

You made a video from your moms basement, stuttered a few times, took you 10 seconds to say “this is kid udi”, I can’t believe you actually posted that colossal embarrassment.

Everything points to brain damage

LOL

nailed it

[HurryUpAndDrink]

And no, it's not +ev. Also eating ass is for cucks. Alphas don't eat no ass.

Bro

John McAfee aint no beta and he ate shit

[reigle9]

great thread, first 20 replies consist of all the different kinds of mental psychosis

[reigle9]

ha cool, rest of the thread was calling a psycho out

legit good thread lol

[reigle9]

Don’t you live in a millionaire neighborhood?


Never seen your house or you. So esstenially you are a total fraud. You haven’t proved anything about yourself. I am validated.

act like you've been there before

...or at least threaten to post your cokk

[reigle9]

hurry, you're on the cuck liberal loser side, as per usual

the sooner you grow up, the better

[The Kraken]

act like you've been there before

...or at least threaten to post your cokk

Not everyone has your rooster

[The Kraken]

Kraken, I have dated LOADS of bartenders, especially back when I used to DJ and promote rock concerts

They are not more whorish than the average woman, especially nowadays. They have seen and heard everything tho, so impressing her is a penetrating waste of time, be real, make her laugh, the standard... don't try to be cool if you are not or are anxious, she will notice the fake shit... if you are feeling smooth then you have fewer problems than me I guess lol

GL, eat her ass if you like her, you only live once... wtf man, you have posted about being depressed bro, this is the exact opportunity to take it out on life, destroy that monkey! DEFILEEEEEEEEEEEEE HER! Stop taking it out on yourself, make them squirt and sling dick every day, the world is your MFing oyster!

Great fukking post. Gonna go see her again this Friday, and then next week Imll let ya know if her ass taste like ass

[The Kraken]

Kraken is much older though, I believe. He has a point.

I still dont know if I should bring wetwipes and ask her to wipe her ass before, I dont want Hepatitis B

[slayer14]

Post a description of what she looks like

[reigle9]

Not everyone has your rooster

i forget yous dont have that ace in the hole

[The Kraken]

Nope, and don’t need it. I got plenty and dont need to fall back on having a porn star sized dikk to get laid. But to each thwir own

[reigle9]

hard pass on actually talking to cics

[The Kraken]

i forget yous dont have that ace in the hole

Probably 5’5, 130 lbs. not skinny, but fit. She’s a biker and has killer legs and ass. Tits are meh, probably a b cup. Face is so smooth and innocent, a bit round. Very cute. Brunette. Solid 8

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

Just how far would you go with a bartender?

Meaning, would you eat her pussy? Her ass?

You know she’s probably getting pounded 5 nights a week

Assuming she's not a "Bloody Mary", I would take her to "Manhattan" have some "Sex On The Beach" give her an "Old Fashioned" "Screaming Orgasm" and then it's "Adios Mother FU##ER"!!!!!

[The Kraken]

Reigle its settled, Im gonna do it

[reigle9]

Probably 5’5, 130 lbs. not skinny, but fit. She’s a biker and has killer legs and ass. Tits are meh, probably a b cup. Face is so smooth and innocent, a bit round. Very cute. Brunette. Solid 8

innocent biker?

[reigle9]

oh, well i'd hope so