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  • DwightShrute
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-17-09
    • 103420

    #36
    after your 3 days, tell her your handle on sbr and to check out your political posts. I guarantee you will never hear from her again.
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    • The Kraken
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-25-11
      • 28918

      #37
      Originally posted by shadymcgrady
      Setup the repeat encounter. Once you get in the hotel room tell her you want to go down. After an hour or a few releases tell her you had a great time and you'll see her later

      When she tries to go down or motion for coitus politely decline and explain you were just there for what you did.

      You'll be able to hit that for awhile whenever you want
      I like this, will report back

      It will happen, its a foregone conclusion. Im a great fukk, good looking and have a nice hote room, just not sure if I should lick her asshole

      Probably will
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      • Joey Vigs
        SBR MVP
        • 06-10-18
        • 1425

        #38
        Whichever mod moved this to the saloon I say bravo. Great job. Had absolutely no business being in PT
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        • The Kraken
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 12-25-11
          • 28918

          #39
          Originally posted by DwightShrute
          after your 3 days, tell her your handle on sbr and to check out your political posts. I guarantee you will never hear from her again.
          She’s a liberal arts major dum-dum

          You never get anything right
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          • DwightShrute
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 01-17-09
            • 103420

            #40
            Originally posted by The Kraken
            She’s a liberal arts major dum-dum

            You never get anything right
            it was a joke dum dum

            she's not going out with you because of your sense of humor obviously

            have fun
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            • The Kraken
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-25-11
              • 28918

              #41
              Originally posted by kidcudi92
              Don’t you live in a millionaire neighborhood?


              Never seen your house or you. So esstenially you are a total fraud. You haven’t proved anything about yourself. I am validated.


              I’m guessing my basement cost more than your “house”


              I bet you aren’t even addicted to pills, just another lie
              You made a video from your moms basement, stuttered a few times, took you 10 seconds to say “this is kid udi”, I can’t believe you actually posted that colossal embarrassment.

              Everything points to brain damage
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              • The Kraken
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 12-25-11
                • 28918

                #42
                Originally posted by DwightShrute
                it was a joke dum dum

                she's not going out with you because of your sense of humor obviously

                have fun
                Thats fine with me. We met at the bar, she probably wants the same thing I do. I’ve never went down on a chicks ass, odd thing to want to tey at 40
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                • PittsburghPlayer
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-11-10
                  • 6760

                  #43
                  just happened upon this thread, 1/2 of you are funny as fukk
                  one is belligerent

                  eat her ass

                  we appreciate you including us in you sexcapades

                  thank you and good luck
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                  • kidcudi92
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-14-11
                    • 15434

                    #44
                    Originally posted by The Kraken
                    You made a video from your moms basement, stuttered a few times, took you 10 seconds to say “this is kid udi”, I can’t believe you actually posted that colossal embarrassment.

                    Everything points to brain damage
                    So you ...

                    1. Do NOT live in a millionaire neighborhood as previously claimed on this forum

                    2. Did NOT DENY my basement is worth more than your house (6 figure basement ALONE)

                    3. Probably NOT addicted to pills, but rather act like it for attention

                    4. My brain damage, whatever it may be, I am cool with it
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                    • kidcudi92
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 12-14-11
                      • 15434

                      #45
                      Originally posted by Joey Vigs
                      Whichever mod moved this to the saloon I say bravo. Great job. Had absolutely no business being in PT


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                      • The Kraken
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-25-11
                        • 28918

                        #46
                        Originally posted by kidcudi92
                        So you ...

                        1. Do NOT live in a millionaire neighborhood as previously claimed on this forum

                        2. Did NOT DENY my basement is worth more than your house (6 figure basement ALONE)

                        3. Probably NOT addicted to pills, but rather act like it for attention

                        4. My brain damage, whatever it may be, I am cool with it
                        You want a war of words and that doesn’t interest me right now

                        I wish I was lying about being an addict, it has destroyed my life many times over in a variety of ways. If you’ve never been there, you can’t understand or relate which leads to statements like the one you made. You should be proud you never became an addict or thankful you never had the opportunity.
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                        • The Kraken
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 12-25-11
                          • 28918

                          #47
                          Originally posted by kidcudi92
                          So you ...

                          1. Do NOT live in a millionaire neighborhood as previously claimed on this forum

                          2. Did NOT DENY my basement is worth more than your house (6 figure basement ALONE)

                          3. Probably NOT addicted to pills, but rather act like it for attention

                          4. My brain damage, whatever it may be, I am cool with it
                          When I was your age I had never heard of an internet forum. Spent maybe 1-2 minutes/day between internet and tv. You’re a young man and have 11000 posts on a chitty room, time to ask yourself where life went wrong

                          get off the fukking internet kiddo
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                          • TheMetsSuck
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 01-14-12
                            • 6146

                            #48
                            you guys literally joined 10 days apart 8 years ago and you have double the amount of posts he has. maybe the dumbest thing i have ever read.
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                            • convick
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-03-11
                              • 3954

                              #49
                              Kraken is much older though, I believe. He has a point.
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                              • TheMetsSuck
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 01-14-12
                                • 6146

                                #50
                                the younger generation was raised on computers. Little kids have ipiads at 4 years old these days. If anything I think it is worse to be older and have more posts on an internet forum. But, who the fack cares this is like arguing over 2nd place in an ugly contest. Go eat some ass kraken!
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                                • HurryUpAndDrink
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 08-23-13
                                  • 13017

                                  #51
                                  Kraken, I have dated LOADS of bartenders, especially back when I used to DJ and promote rock concerts

                                  They are not more whorish than the average woman, especially nowadays. They have seen and heard everything tho, so impressing her is a penetrating waste of time, be real, make her laugh, the standard... don't try to be cool if you are not or are anxious, she will notice the fake shit... if you are feeling smooth then you have fewer problems than me I guess lol

                                  GL, eat her ass if you like her, you only live once... wtf man, you have posted about being depressed bro, this is the exact opportunity to take it out on life, destroy that monkey! DEFILEEEEEEEEEEEEE HER! Stop taking it out on yourself, make them squirt and sling dick every day, the world is your MFing oyster!
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                                  • Gaze73
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-27-14
                                    • 3291

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by The Kraken
                                    trying to figure out if eating bartender snatch is +ev or not


                                    And no, it's not +ev. Also eating ass is for cucks. Alphas don't eat no ass.
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                                    • HurryUpAndDrink
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 08-23-13
                                      • 13017

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by The Kraken
                                      You made a video from your moms basement, stuttered a few times, took you 10 seconds to say “this is kid udi”, I can’t believe you actually posted that colossal embarrassment.

                                      Everything points to brain damage
                                      LOL

                                      nailed it
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                                      • HurryUpAndDrink
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 08-23-13
                                        • 13017

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by Gaze73


                                        And no, it's not +ev. Also eating ass is for cucks. Alphas don't eat no ass.
                                        Bro

                                        John McAfee aint no beta and he ate shit
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                                        • reigle9
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-25-07
                                          • 17879

                                          #55
                                          great thread, first 20 replies consist of all the different kinds of mental psychosis
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                                          • reigle9
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-25-07
                                            • 17879

                                            #56
                                            ha cool, rest of the thread was calling a psycho out

                                            legit good thread lol
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                                            • reigle9
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 10-25-07
                                              • 17879

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by kidcudi92
                                              Don’t you live in a millionaire neighborhood?


                                              Never seen your house or you. So esstenially you are a total fraud. You haven’t proved anything about yourself. I am validated.
                                              act like you've been there before

                                              ...or at least threaten to post your cokk
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                                              • reigle9
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-25-07
                                                • 17879

                                                #58
                                                hurry, you're on the cuck liberal loser side, as per usual

                                                the sooner you grow up, the better
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                                                • The Kraken
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 12-25-11
                                                  • 28918

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by reigle9
                                                  act like you've been there before

                                                  ...or at least threaten to post your cokk
                                                  Not everyone has your rooster
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                                                  • The Kraken
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 12-25-11
                                                    • 28918

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                                    Kraken, I have dated LOADS of bartenders, especially back when I used to DJ and promote rock concerts

                                                    They are not more whorish than the average woman, especially nowadays. They have seen and heard everything tho, so impressing her is a penetrating waste of time, be real, make her laugh, the standard... don't try to be cool if you are not or are anxious, she will notice the fake shit... if you are feeling smooth then you have fewer problems than me I guess lol

                                                    GL, eat her ass if you like her, you only live once... wtf man, you have posted about being depressed bro, this is the exact opportunity to take it out on life, destroy that monkey! DEFILEEEEEEEEEEEEE HER! Stop taking it out on yourself, make them squirt and sling dick every day, the world is your MFing oyster!
                                                    Great fukking post. Gonna go see her again this Friday, and then next week Imll let ya know if her ass taste like ass
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                                                    • The Kraken
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 12-25-11
                                                      • 28918

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by convick
                                                      Kraken is much older though, I believe. He has a point.
                                                      I still dont know if I should bring wetwipes and ask her to wipe her ass before, I dont want Hepatitis B
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                                                      • slayer14
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 08-12-13
                                                        • 22022

                                                        #62
                                                        Post a description of what she looks like
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                                                        • reigle9
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-25-07
                                                          • 17879

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                          Not everyone has your rooster
                                                          i forget yous dont have that ace in the hole
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                                                          • The Kraken
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 12-25-11
                                                            • 28918

                                                            #64
                                                            Nope, and don’t need it. I got plenty and dont need to fall back on having a porn star sized dikk to get laid. But to each thwir own
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                                                            • reigle9
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-25-07
                                                              • 17879

                                                              #65
                                                              hard pass on actually talking to cics
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                                                              • The Kraken
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 12-25-11
                                                                • 28918

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by reigle9
                                                                i forget yous dont have that ace in the hole
                                                                Probably 5’5, 130 lbs. not skinny, but fit. She’s a biker and has killer legs and ass. Tits are meh, probably a b cup. Face is so smooth and innocent, a bit round. Very cute. Brunette. Solid 8
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                                                                • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 10-08-10
                                                                  • 8944

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                  Just how far would you go with a bartender?

                                                                  Meaning, would you eat her pussy? Her ass?

                                                                  You know she’s probably getting pounded 5 nights a week


                                                                  Assuming she's not a "Bloody Mary", I would take her to "Manhattan" have some "Sex On The Beach" give her an "Old Fashioned" "Screaming Orgasm" and then it's "Adios Mother FU##ER"!!!!!
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                                                                  • The Kraken
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 12-25-11
                                                                    • 28918

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Reigle its settled, Im gonna do it
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                                                                    • reigle9
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 10-25-07
                                                                      • 17879

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                      Probably 5’5, 130 lbs. not skinny, but fit. She’s a biker and has killer legs and ass. Tits are meh, probably a b cup. Face is so smooth and innocent, a bit round. Very cute. Brunette. Solid 8
                                                                      innocent biker?
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                                                                      • reigle9
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 10-25-07
                                                                        • 17879

                                                                        #70
                                                                        oh, well i'd hope so
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