Another reason not to fuk around/start shit/get laid on a plane....

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43572

    #1
    Another reason not to fuk around/start shit/get laid on a plane....



    we all know what happens when "mother f'n LaDonk takes his mother f'n seat on a mother f'n plane" and sees this:





    but now, a new f'n report is out that may stop me from laying the wood in my usual mile high club fashion.....

    the report is that the goddam air marshalls are out of control, insane, tired, and ready to fuk up and blow a hole in the fuselage or your ass for any given reason at all.....




    these dumbasses apparently have the problem of taking their guns off in the lavs, then forgetting them, and the next passengers needing to take a dump are repeatedly finding them when they go to the shitter.....

    just f'n great.... I thought my biggest worry was simply getting caught for fukkin' frisky phillies like the one above during a flight, not being accidentally shot by some federal fukstick that doesn't know how to use a f'n gun.....
  • Chipup
    SBR MVP
    • 07-24-13
    • 1435

    #2
    Donk No Offense pal, but I'd shoot you if I was a Air Marshall. I'm not going to be Thousands of feet in the Air desperately needing a Toilet after eating What passes as Food on a Flight just because you can never keep it in your own Holster.
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    • PAULYPOKER
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-06-08
      • 36581

      #3
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      • ForumvilleLoL
        SBR Sharp
        • 09-08-18
        • 425

        #4
        This guy tells an imaginary life on the internet.
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        • ForumvilleLoL
          SBR Sharp
          • 09-08-18
          • 425

          #5
          You’re pushing 60 & constantly act like a hormone monster. Stop fukkin poppin’ Viagra pal .......
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43572

            #6
            Originally posted by ForumvilleLoL
            You’re pushing 60 & constantly act like a hormone monster. Stop fukkin poppin’ Viagra pal .......
            lol..... reveal yourself, ghost, so I can beat the shit out of you down the road....

            steviek maybe, rudy, who?

            I will kill you


            (a figure of speech, of course)
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            • ForumvilleLoL
              SBR Sharp
              • 09-08-18
              • 425

              #7
              Originally posted by Auto Donk
              lol..... reveal yourself, ghost, so I can beat the shit out of you down the road....

              steviek maybe, rudy, who?

              I will kill you


              (a figure of speech, of course)
              You would certainly have to kill me if you fought me. I don’t have many positive things to live for. You have a somewhat pretty wife at least. Please take a moment to recalculate your forum Adrenaline before you make a viable death threat.
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              • ForumvilleLoL
                SBR Sharp
                • 09-08-18
                • 425

                #8
                Having said that “ figure of speech or not”.
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43572

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ForumvilleLoL
                  Having said that “ figure of speech or not”.
                  come see me.... or tell me where I can pay you a visit.....
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                  • ForumvilleLoL
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 09-08-18
                    • 425

                    #10
                    Too broke to fly to you. I’m down in Florida (South) Hollywood. Broward County near the train station. I-95 & Hollywood Blvd.
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                    • ForumvilleLoL
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 09-08-18
                      • 425

                      #11
                      Bring your gat & your cowboy hat.
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43572

                        #12
                        damn, I was just in florida..... oh well, won't be back there til speedweeks at the earliest....

                        have a good thanksgiving
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                        • ForumvilleLoL
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 09-08-18
                          • 425

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                          damn, I was just in florida..... oh well, won't be back there til speedweeks at the earliest....

                          have a good thanksgiving
                          U2 Donker ....
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                          • PAULYPOKER
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-06-08
                            • 36581

                            #14



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