reviving my quotable posts thread

[reno cool]

So the line is -550 but you've calculated it as -1850? Have you considered the possibility that whatever system you use is a steaming pile of shit?

there's been some good ones.

[RogueJuror]

Become a calculating, cold blooded, heartless soul and then the money will flow to you.

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[reno cool]

alright, didn't know slacker was so wise.

[tacomax]

slacker00 hates me. Comes up with a nugget once in a while, though.

[RogueJuror]

Tony, Roguey and I are the only ones that showed our cocks to everyone

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[tacomax]

I'm on Nadal big.

Not worried.

I think NBC is going to show this on tape delay so tennis channel can't show it.

I think Nadal could beat the Raiders and USC.

[RogueJuror]

Bet same amount on every game and your problems are solved Bobby

There is no such thing as one play havinb a better chance to win vs another play.

lol

[bobbyfk]

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[reno cool]

I got to find the thread where jj talks about playing "spin the cock".

[tacomax]

Spike, not spin.

I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.

[reno cool]

that's a good one, but I think there's another one where he was shaving someones balls. I think in same thread.

[tacomax]

My bad.

Pecos I shave my cock, arms, legs, chest and feet once per week but do that alone, I have shaved womens pussies a few times and also 7 times had to shave guys cocks when I lost spin the cock games (basically you get a bottle and have a rubber dildo type cock and spin it around in a steam room with like 10 guys and when the cock points to you 3x times you have to shave the guys cock to the right. It only is a one hour game so it is hard to get the cock pointed at you 3 times during that hour. Also some betting on where the cock is going kind of like roulette.

[reno cool]

yeah, that's it. he really thinks this stuff through.

[The General]

Originally Posted by jjgold
I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.

Originally Posted by jjgold
Pecos I shave my cock, arms, legs, chest and feet once per week but do that alone, I have shaved womens pussies a few times and also 7 times had to shave guys cocks when I lost spin the cock games (basically you get a bottle and have a rubber dildo type cock and spin it around in a steam room with like 10 guys and when the cock points to you 3x times you have to shave the guys cock to the right. It only is a one hour game so it is hard to get the cock pointed at you 3 times during that hour. Also some betting on where the cock is going kind of like roulette.

OMG...



Man, that's some funny chit.

[wtf]

have read those posts numerous times, everytime it shocks me

what the fuk is SPIKE THE DICK? i am way to terrified to find out

and shaving another mans penis, no thats not gay at all, very hetro

[reno cool]

unfukkinreal.



Basically I picked the best time to bet on the Penguins and instead bet Detroit.

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[pavyracer]

I dont know but i know I get dumber every time I read one of your posts.....you are truly a comedic dynamo....now that is impressive since you were a premature baby that lived way too long off your mams nectar

Have no idea what it means.

[The HG]

wow, great thread, thanks everyone for digging this sh*t up

[Flyers09]

hey reno, remeber my black guy president quote?

[reno cool]

yeah, I remember. I'll be expecting good quotes from you. You were close with the "is this what I'm gonna see next" bit.

[Flyers09]

yeah, I remember. I'll be expecting good quotes from you. You were close with the "is this what I'm gonna see next" bit.

hm i dont recall that....remind me of it

[reno cool]

the water bug thread.

[Flyers09]

the water bug thread.

ahh that damn issue of mine....im telling ya man, this waterbug out lived the others that i posioned with the spray. This one had spackle on his wings as armor fromt he bug spray, and his legs were at least an inch tall, so he could step right over the poison....this one means business....cat VS mouse (Tom & Jerry shit)

[RogueJuror]

When you talk about beating a closing number, you're talking about high volume books like Pinnacle, Cris, Oly, or Matchbook. In these cases, it's not as much the linesmaker that's making that determination as it is the market. These books have high enough volume that their markets are fairly efficient and are determined by the betting public. If the market has enough volume to be deemed efficient, then the no-vig closing number is assumed to be the true odds of the game. If you beat the no-vig closer in these markets, you have an edge. You can beat the closer by a couple of different methods. One is by handicapping the games by way of a probability model. You find what you assume to be numbers that give you value. The people that use this method are the ones that initiate the steam. They find value in the current lines offered and the linesmakers subsequently move the line to take away that perceived value. If your model is profitable, you'll be able to beat the closer more often than not. It doesn't mean you'll find value in every line obviously. The method that Nicky subscribes to is simply steam chasing. After sharps have bet particular sides and moved the lines, there are other books that possibly aren't as efficient and don't move on air (moving their numbers along with books of higher efficiency). You can bet those numbers at these types of books. That doesn't mean that if you bet a side or total early that the line won't move against you. The problem using this method is that books recognize this and will limit or cut you fairly quickly. Eventually, you aren't left with many options especially in the current offshore environment where reliable books are becoming less prevalent.

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[RogueJuror]

don't be letting the cat out of the bag.

[reno cool]

omg omg if i had both in bed at once...omg omg omg

omg

i need to get a shower A COLD SHOWER

[RogueJuror]

i still find pelosi attractive.

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[pico]

many good quotes.

[reno cool]

Where is Pecos Bill when you need a voice of reason with good advice?

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[KingRevolver]

Alright, I made the list!

[Matt Rain]

When you talk about beating a closing number, you're talking about high volume books like Pinnacle, Cris, Oly, or Matchbook. In these cases, it's not as much the linesmaker that's making that determination as it is the market. These books have high enough volume that their markets are fairly efficient and are determined by the betting public. If the market has enough volume to be deemed efficient, then the no-vig closing number is assumed to be the true odds of the game. If you beat the no-vig closer in these markets, you have an edge. You can beat the closer by a couple of different methods. One is by handicapping the games by way of a probability model. You find what you assume to be numbers that give you value. The people that use this method are the ones that initiate the steam. They find value in the current lines offered and the linesmakers subsequently move the line to take away that perceived value. If your model is profitable, you'll be able to beat the closer more often than not. It doesn't mean you'll find value in every line obviously. The method that Nicky subscribes to is simply steam chasing. After sharps have bet particular sides and moved the lines, there are other books that possibly aren't as efficient and don't move on air (moving their numbers along with books of higher efficiency). You can bet those numbers at these types of books. That doesn't mean that if you bet a side or total early that the line won't move against you. The problem using this method is that books recognize this and will limit or cut you fairly quickly. Eventually, you aren't left with many options especially in the current offshore environment where reliable books are becoming less prevalent.

Nice post Monkey. Sports betting in a nutshell.

[AgainstAllOdds]

No link is just full of failure

Alba all theway not even close just the thought hassent me to the bathroom for a little jerk jerk

[flyingillini]

OMG...



Man, that's some funny chit.

I don't know anyone that can read that and not laugh. That is hilarious.

[RogueJuror]

all the hollywood singers are gay. they have to svck those jew dicks to get contracts.

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[pico]

^^