So I come home tonight after losing thousands of dollars and hanging out at the sloppiest clubs I'm being the biggest jerk in the world, and I f****** realize that my bed is not made? Why is my bed not made? Because I had sex with a w**** on Friday night and this morning decided I would be a decent individual and wash my own sheets. Normally I tell my Maid to change the sheets on my bed and the guest beds twice a month when she comes no pun intended. But for some reason I woke up this morning feeling like a champ I was going to wash my own sheets and make my own bed the only problem is after I put the sheets in the washer, I left the house and completely forgot about them so that brings me back to the beginning of the story. I get home tired as s*** in my f****** bed is not made. You might ask why I didn't make a bed when I took the sheets off? Well I had to act out about 3 levels. And by the time I got to the main level I started watching TV and forgot about the s*** it wasn't until I came home drunk as a skunk and wanting to just go to bed at 5 o'clock of the morning that I realize that my bed was all tore apart and remembered the reason that I pay dumb whores to take care of my home because when I tried to do it myself i screw it up. So after spending the last half hour making my bed I just wrote this post with talk to text on my phone and now I'm going to bed goodnight SPR
Bed not made?
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BrickJamesSBR Hall of Famer
- 05-05-11
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#1Bed not made?Tags: None -
snapperman2SBR MVP
- 08-19-10
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#2Thanks for sharing this important information with the SBR community.Comment -
BrickJamesSBR Hall of Famer
- 05-05-11
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#3I think i might need to quit drinkingComment -
KVBSBR Aristocracy
- 05-29-14
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cool story bro.
Seriously, I laughed a bit at the rant, and then you mentioned talk to text right before "goodnight SPR"
Stay safe Brick.
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downsouthSBR Posting Legend
- 01-13-11
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#5I have a cleaning lady to. A little older but has some huge.
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sshzRestricted User
- 06-02-15
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#6So you slept in ***-stained sheets for the night????Comment -
SalamSBR Sharp
- 08-26-13
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#9would like to see a bigger picture of BrickJames' avatar.Comment -
BrickJamesSBR Hall of Famer
- 05-05-11
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#11Gummo it's just like my buddy said the maid is for cleaning the house and prostitutes are for having sex if you hire them both separately you'll save a lot of money lolComment -
BiTeMe UsAdOjSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-18-11
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#12Gummo & TC obviously fantasizing about going all Ben Affleck with the domestics
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GUMMO77SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-23-10
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