Went For A Walk Around The Block Tonight And Talked To An Older Man Named Edgar

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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    Went For A Walk Around The Block Tonight And Talked To An Older Man Named Edgar
    He was watering his grass in the front yard and as I walked by he asked me to walk over and hold his hose for a few seconds because he heard his phone inside. Anyways to make the long story short, he is an avid gambler of baseball and starter talking to me about lines and how he reads them. He is pretty old, about 67 if i guessed. He told me he has been around the block a few times but he lives alone now and his winnings paid off his mortgage. He gave me a play for tomorrow in baseball and even said if it loses he will refund me. I actually believe this guy because as i was leaving his room he has loads and loads of graphs and trophies around. I hope you guys are with me here
  • FlipsideRM
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-28-11
    • 10518

    #2
    Was he cute
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    • opie1988
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-12-10
      • 23429

      #3
      I for sure believe the part about you "holding his hose."
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      • KingHutch
        SBR Sharp
        • 06-02-15
        • 335

        #4
        How big was his hose? Was it turgid or limp?

        I'm sure he loved those 'plays'.

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        • Vegas39
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          • 09-22-11
          • 30686

          #5
          Originally posted by opie1988
          I for sure believe the part about you "holding his hose."
          only true part
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          • SBRMAN23
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-07-11
            • 6906

            #6
            Is his name Angelito???? whats the play WEEDER>
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            • FlipsideRM
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-28-11
              • 10518

              #7
              Originally posted by SBRMAN23
              Is his name Angelito???? whats the play WEEDER>
              His name is Edgar bro
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              • newguy
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 12-27-09
                • 6100

                #8
                Tailing this. Will he refund my losses too?
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                • Booya711
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                  • 12-20-11
                  • 27329

                  #9
                  Nobody is with you....you worthless fukk
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                  • Booya711
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 12-20-11
                    • 27329

                    #10
                    Originally posted by opie1988
                    I for sure believe the part about you "holding his hose."
                    This dude and bear are the most useless fukks on this forum opie...

                    And we need to add the giant to the mix...worthless
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                    • Covy
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-13-11
                      • 1433

                      #11
                      he asked me to walk over and hold his hose for a few seconds

                      [SIZE=2] [FONT=Arial]Listen, they only make movies about winners - and that's me![/FONT]
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                      • Vegas39
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                        • 09-22-11
                        • 30686

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Booya711
                        This dude and bear are the most useless fukks on this forum opie...
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                        • ADR51
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 05-15-11
                          • 428

                          #13
                          Seaweed destroyed.
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                          • trobin31
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                            • 01-09-14
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                            #14
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                            • manny24
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                              • 10-22-07
                              • 20046

                              #15
                              spoiler alert dude's last name is Van Halen the trophies are for slaying pussy and the mortgage been paid since 1984
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                              • The Giant
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 01-21-12
                                • 21480

                                #16
                                Seaweed, it sounds like you're putting together quite the collection of handicappers as you head into the fall. With Angelito and Edgar in the mix, this promises to be one of the most lucrative seasons to date.
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                                • The Giant
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-21-12
                                  • 21480

                                  #17
                                  Last edited by Booya711; Today at 08:48 PM.

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                                  • Booya711
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 12-20-11
                                    • 27329

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by The Giant
                                    Last edited by Booya711; Today at 08:48 PM.

                                    Exactly...you are the laughing stock of this forum
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                                    • The Giant
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-21-12
                                      • 21480

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Booya711
                                      Exactly...you are the laughing stock of this forum
                                      Your anger cracks me up.

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                                      • SBRMAN23
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 01-07-11
                                        • 6906

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by FlipsideRM
                                        His name is Edgar bro
                                        i think his name was Angelito and i want that play Weed lets cash this shyt stop changing Angelitos name hes the best capper knwn to man
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                                        • Can U Tank It
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 08-02-15
                                          • 198

                                          #21
                                          nice little story seaweed. wait, how did you end up in his room? that is unclear to me. also, the block that he has been around few times- is that the same block you were walking around? just curious. good luck with that rockies -2 1/2 play tomorrow. thinking about tailing it myself.
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                                          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-08-14
                                            • 14988

                                            #22
                                            Saer, I strongly suggest you consult this before continuing this relationship

                                            Toronto Sex Offenders Registry
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                                            • Seaweed
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 01-19-12
                                              • 26318

                                              #23
                                              Oh by the way the play is Jays
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                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-03-12
                                                • 53970

                                                #24
                                                Seaweed, now that your not SBR Pro I feel like you're trolling the site
                                                not saying I want to feel this way.... but I think our relationship will take a hit
                                                unless if Im honest with you 100% of the time, not 99....
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                                                • Seaweed
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 01-19-12
                                                  • 26318

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                  Seaweed, now that your not SBR Pro I feel like you're trolling the site
                                                  not saying I want to feel this way.... but I think our relationship will take a hit
                                                  unless if Im honest with you 100% of the time, not 99....
                                                  Fidel,

                                                  Looks like we're both all over the Jays!
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                                                  • CWD
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-22-12
                                                    • 7665

                                                    #26
                                                    "as i was leaving his room"

                                                    wow
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                                                    • Seaweed
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 01-19-12
                                                      • 26318

                                                      #27
                                                      4-2 Jays!

                                                      Edgar was spot on.


                                                      I'm going to go for another walk later hoping he'll be out infront
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                                                      • kaliboyz
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-30-09
                                                        • 3121

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                        4-2 Jays!

                                                        Edgar was spot on.


                                                        I'm going to go for another walk later hoping he'll be out infront
                                                        He won't be out front till next week!!! Usually, at 67 year of age, he can only erect 1/week. You just held his hose yesterday, so come back on next Wednesday for new pick, bruh!
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                                                        • recon1
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 08-13-12
                                                          • 2579

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                          He was watering his grass in the front yard and as I walked by he asked me to walk over and hold his hose for a few seconds because he heard his phone inside. Anyways to make the long story short, he is an avid gambler of baseball and starter talking to me about lines and how he reads them. He is pretty old, about 67 if i guessed. He told me he has been around the block a few times but he lives alone now and his winnings paid off his mortgage. He gave me a play for tomorrow in baseball and even said if it loses he will refund me. I actually believe this guy because as i was leaving his room he has loads and loads of graphs and trophies around. I hope you guys are with me here
                                                          Love the stories, keep them coming.
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