why is miami real estate so fukin expensive?

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  • TonyTall
    SBR MVP
    • 08-21-13
    • 3551

    #1
    why is miami real estate so fukin expensive?
    hot humid and rainy most months

    could be absolutely buttfuked by a hurricane at any moment

    no jobs

    crime

    yet a decent condo will cost you $400k

    wtf
  • Big Bear
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-01-11
    • 43253

    #2
    Originally posted by TonyTall
    hot humid and rainy most months

    could be absolutely buttfuked by a hurricane at any moment

    no jobs

    crime

    yet a decent condo will cost you $400k

    wtf
    its a beautiful place and its surrounded by the warm torquise ocean.

    its 85 in the winter time.

    No property tax.

    Yes , crime is really bad. The problem is warm weather attracts the type of people who commit crime.

    In North Dakota they say its too cold for crime.

    where i live you will see hoodlums walking in the middle of the street at 3am in the summer time. But in the winter they are too cold to go outside.

    Are there really no jobs in Miami? That is somewhat surpising since its such a big city..

    What about an office job working for the Marlins?
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    • TonyTall
      SBR MVP
      • 08-21-13
      • 3551

      #3
      bear im looking to go to all different cities to live the dream

      looked at miami you wont believe the dumps that still cost 200k

      400k will get you a decent, decent place

      600k will get you all nice like

      800k = 400k in tampa

      weird sh1t. i blame the jews
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      • I/O
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 05-26-11
        • 7922

        #4
        Tony you can get beach front property real cheap in Haiti. Drugs are prolly cheaper too.
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        • k13
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-16-10
          • 18104

          #5
          You should see the dumps that sell for a million in toronto....Miami is relatively cheap.
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          • flyingillini
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-06-06
            • 41219

            #6
            400k? That gets you nothing in San Francisco, SF a decent 1 bedroom is a million.
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            • TonyTall
              SBR MVP
              • 08-21-13
              • 3551

              #7
              Originally posted by flyingillini
              400k? That gets you nothing in San Francisco, SF a decent 1 bedroom is a million.
              i blame you
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              • TonyTall
                SBR MVP
                • 08-21-13
                • 3551

                #8
                Originally posted by I/O
                Tony you can get beach front property real cheap in Haiti. Drugs are prolly cheaper too.

                probably safer too
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                • PAULYPOKER
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 12-06-08
                  • 36581

                  #9
                  Virginia is the state to live in.....

                  Mild winters,perfect summers......
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                  • TonyTall
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-21-13
                    • 3551

                    #10
                    Originally posted by PAULYPOKER
                    Virginia is the state to live in.....

                    Mild winters,perfect summers......
                    yeah but a ton of blacks. not that i hate black ppl but they hate me thats for sure


                    colorado is the best state by far


                    and about SF yes its more expensive but you also make more money. miami is a rathole where you cant make sh1t but real estate is 2x that of orlando or tampa
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                    • mcaulay777
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-13-10
                      • 1769

                      #11
                      Visited Florida for the first time this winter. Traveled the whole state.Great place to vacation. Would never want to live there. Miami tons of traffic it took 20 minutes to get to Gulfstream Park from the Aventura Mall by car m wife walked back to the hotel and beat me there.I loved it there visiting. I love living in Iowa most of the time. The weather back here is what makes it bad.It Snows from Jan-Mar. April - June it thunders and lighting almost every night and then there is Tornados.July - Oct 100 Degrees 100 percent humidity.Late September -Oct is the Nicest quietest time 70 and Sunny.Why am I here I work from home,all the companies I work for are here.The best thing is my house if my house was n Calif or Ny it would be 10 times more.Cheap housing and laidback lifestyle are the best things about Iowa.
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