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  • King Mayan
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-22-10
    • 21326

    #71
    Money pound some pussy hommes.. And If you get caught... Never and I mean NEVER, admit that you cheated... Take that shit to the grave hommes!!!
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    • gauchojake
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-17-10
      • 34116

      #72
      Originally posted by James D
      Not at the same time I hope LOL

      how old are you gaucho?
      Old enough to know that the pat answer of "dump your chick and move on" isn't very fun on the internet.
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      • chipper
        SBR MVP
        • 01-07-10
        • 1994

        #73
        This is probably NOT the best place to come to look for relationship advice. So with that said, here's my 2cents: Don't cheat.... it's just not worth it.
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        • TheMoneyShot
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 02-14-07
          • 28672

          #74
          The theory is simple...

          Get as much puzzy as you can because a drought can occur at any time.



          When I was younger... I always told myself I was available in my mind but I never looked available. When you look available... you never get any action. If you just shoot the sh#$ with a chick without the "fuk me eyes" look... you should be able to score an hour later if you play your cards right. If you look or act desperate... you'll never win. It's a game within a game.

          As for all of you other posters who aren't into cheating. I totally respect that. I always just wanted some excitement... sort of living on the edge. Because I knew I'd be an old 36 year old fuk one day that's losing his hair. Cheers.
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          • TheMetsSuck
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-14-12
            • 6146

            #75
            i think an asian rub and tug is a fair compromise
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            • flyingillini
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-06-06
              • 41219

              #76
              Cheat on the whore
              המוסד‎
              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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              • zacher
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 12-05-13
                • 588

                #77
                Originally posted by easyliving
                do you plan on marrying this girl? If the answer is yes you will regret it for the rest of your life. If not then go ahead no harm being done.

                This is exactly what I was about to say..

                go for it man I mean if you can find it..usually when your trying you don't have success and **** versa
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                • zacher
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 12-05-13
                  • 588

                  #78
                  why did they block out v isa? oh maybe because the ***********...

                  I suppose you could throw vice in there though for the illiterate.
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                  • Itsamazing777
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-14-12
                    • 12602

                    #79
                    She's taking in the ass right now most likely
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                    • Pounding it down
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 01-27-14
                      • 219

                      #80
                      Cheeking it for sure... Probably balls deep by now..
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                      • allabout the $$$
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 04-17-10
                        • 9843

                        #81
                        i used to be the first guy to cheat. after it broke up my second marriage and now 9 years later i realized what i had and how great it was the cheating was not worth it.
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                        • CashItIn
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 09-05-09
                          • 462

                          #82
                          Originally posted by MoneyIsWater
                          Also, she's going with 2 girls. That are hot and both SINGLE.

                          why not go with them and try to get a threesome?
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                          • SubjectMatterExp
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 11-12-13
                            • 433

                            #83
                            lets see pic of this girlfriend and her 2 friends
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                            • InTheDrink
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-23-09
                              • 23983

                              #84
                              Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                              The theory is simple...

                              Get as much puzzy as you can because a drought can occur at any time.



                              When I was younger... I always told myself I was available in my mind but I never looked available. When you look available... you never get any action. If you just shoot the sh#$ with a chick without the "fuk me eyes" look... you should be able to score an hour later if you play your cards right. If you look or act desperate... you'll never win. It's a game within a game.

                              As for all of you other posters who aren't into cheating. I totally respect that. I always just wanted some excitement... sort of living on the edge. Because I knew I'd be an old 36 year old fuk one day that's losing his hair. Cheers.
                              Dude your dating pool is a website with a group of whores and slobs

                              Let's try not to act like your some fukkin stud
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                              • packerd_00
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-22-13
                                • 17811

                                #85
                                Chris Rock said it best, us guys have to fend for ourselves,no one offers us shit.
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                                • pavyracer
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 04-12-07
                                  • 82839

                                  #86
                                  Usually when you plan ahead to cheat on a particular weekend without having anything in mind you end up in jail. Be careful.
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                                  • packerd_00
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-22-13
                                    • 17811

                                    #87
                                    Do we know for sure the three of them havent got there own thing going.Young women are alot more liberal these days.
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                                    • Big Bear
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-01-11
                                      • 43253

                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by The Kraken
                                      One of the smartest guys I know once told me "the fukking you get is never as good as the fukking you get".

                                      I didn't listen.

                                      I now know what he meant and he was spot on.

                                      Hope you don't end up with herpes
                                      Thats why you dont have sex in the dark. Herpes are only contagious when inflamed...

                                      This was referenced in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

                                      " I havent told you i have genital herpes either b/c it's not inflamed at the moment"
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                                      • Big Bear
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-01-11
                                        • 43253

                                        #89
                                        And to the OP

                                        What makes you think you would even be able to get some?

                                        Its hard for dudes to get some.

                                        Its much easier for chicks.

                                        My boy had a 1 night stand at a bar never hung out with this chick after that night..

                                        9 months later he gets a served with a notice to pay child support

                                        they must have exchanges #'s

                                        not sure how she was able to track him down
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                                        • TheMoneyShot
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 02-14-07
                                          • 28672

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                          Dude your dating pool is a website with a group of whores and slobs

                                          Let's try not to act like your some fukkin stud
                                          Always seems to be horse sh#$ stuck in your mouth. 22k+ posts and not one ounce of intelligence in any of them.
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                                          • InTheDrink
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-23-09
                                            • 23983

                                            #91
                                            Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                            Always seems to be horse sh#$ stuck in your mouth. 22k+ posts and not one ounce of intelligence in any of them.
                                            fortunately it doesnt take a genius to figure out that youre a fukkin schmuck who thinks he has game

                                            the last one you posted was more manly than king mayanaise
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                                            • Vaughany
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 03-07-10
                                              • 45563

                                              #92
                                              she's probably all over the rooster in Denver so make the most of it brah!
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                                              • TiredPro
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 01-17-12
                                                • 672

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by packerd_00
                                                Do we know for sure the three of them havent got there own thing going.Young women are alot more liberal these days.
                                                Even money action on this........
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                                                • manny24
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-22-07
                                                  • 20046

                                                  #94
                                                  hope your old lady didn't get deep dikked
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                                                  • Smoke
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 10-09-09
                                                    • 48111

                                                    #95
                                                    Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                    Always seems to be horse sh#$ stuck in your mouth. 22k+ posts and not one ounce of intelligence in any of them.
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                                                    • konck
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-17-06
                                                      • 12554

                                                      #96
                                                      Money please post the picture of your old girl sitting on that new ski pole please
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                                                      • SBR_John
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 07-12-05
                                                        • 16471

                                                        #97
                                                        Originally posted by MoneyIsWater
                                                        Ok, guys. My girl of 3 years is going on a ski trip to Denver this weekend with her friends.

                                                        I've decided I'm going to try some new meat this weekend.

                                                        Now, Ive never cheated. I feel we are rocky right now and i think, me testing the wayers will help.

                                                        Who has cheated?

                                                        How did you feel?

                                                        Have you ever told anyone?

                                                        Did you hook back up with the girl ever?

                                                        I think this will be fun!
                                                        Gonna drop this in Players Talk...you are a "player", yes?
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                                                        • TheMoneyShot
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 02-14-07
                                                          • 28672

                                                          #98
                                                          Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                          fortunately it doesnt take a genius to figure out that youre a fukkin schmuck who thinks he has game

                                                          the last one you posted was more manly than king mayanaise
                                                          I'm glad you follow my nuts everywhere in the forum. Beat your feet pal. You're just a little man.
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                                                          • packerd_00
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-22-13
                                                            • 17811

                                                            #99
                                                            Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                                            Don't kid yourself...she's probably had a couple of dudes just like you all over her...kills me when guys think they're
                                                            dating "good girls" who don't helmet shine or sleep around when their at work Keep thinking your dating Mother Theresa
                                                            Those UPS guys must have a ball.
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                                                            • manny24
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-22-07
                                                              • 20046

                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                              I'm glad you follow my nuts everywhere in the forum. Beat your feet pal. You're just a little man.
                                                              MoneyShotter you do know you're talking to reigning POTM right mayne?!??!?
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                                                              • greenhippo
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 02-15-12
                                                                • 9091

                                                                #101
                                                                Originally posted by manny24
                                                                hope your old lady didn't get deep dikked
                                                                it isn't even a question, that girl got it bareback from some ski instructor or a group of frat guys, NO doubt about it.
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                                                                • Big Bear
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-01-11
                                                                  • 43253

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Cheaters always get caught

                                                                  havent you seen True Detective?
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Escorts are not cheating
                                                                    That's where men fuk up
                                                                    Dummies
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                                                                    • InTheDrink
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-23-09
                                                                      • 23983

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Originally posted by manny24
                                                                      MoneyShotter you do know you're talking to reigning POTM right mayne?!??!?


                                                                      And being addressed here by the march potm front runner

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                                                                      • thechaoz
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 10-23-09
                                                                        • 12154

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Go get it! Have a story, don't post on fb etc
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