What Was It Like The First Time You Had Sexual Intercourse?

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  • High3rEl3m3nt
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-28-10
    • 8022

    #36
    I was 16 and she was 17--she was so damn hot, but crazy. I went over to her place and was watching the Rain Man for the first time. I was watching the movie, but she was watching me. I felt like I was being preyed upon and it scared me. I remember her whispering into my ear and telling me that she wants to give me something and I remember saying, like a nervous virgin, "I think the movie is almost finished...seems good." Those words ushered in her inner tiger and there was no stopping her and I remember making a mental note of what point the movie was at, but never did finish it--thinking I should rent it some time. Anyhow, I didn't have to do too much. Yvonne was such a damn freak and the more I played shy, the more she whipped me around like I was her boy toy. I remember getting drunk and accidentally calling her Ivan once, but tried to correct myself by saying "I vant (want) to have another beer." She f'd me up good. I had to break things off with her and she stalked me for a bit. So hot, but crazy.
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    • Smoke
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-09-09
      • 48111

      #37
      Originally posted by 2daBank
      Damn manster that is one fukkin impressive memory you got there! U still use that for the spank bank? Mind if I do? Lol..

      Clearly I've done far too many drugs if everyone remembers it that vividly cause i certainly don't and his was 10 damn years before mine.. I'm not gonna try and 1 up mansters what appears to be a great beginning of a book..

      I'll just see how screwed up ya'll think the situation was.(no judging!). Musta been '94 before August cause I wasn't 16 yet but anyway my mom was dating this guy for a while and he had a 18 year old daughter, she didn't live with him but as him and my mom got closer she was around little more and we kinda started kicking it, anyways my mom ended up marrying this guy and I ****** his daughter on their wedding night, is that messed up? I mean she was older and certainly the experienced one, we kinda kept that up all summer and it was great just cause she was pretty much a ho so at 15 I got a summer school of sex from my I guess step sister. Right or wrong all the girls I got with since owe her a shout out for their amazing orgasms as Jamie was quite the teacher. I'm not sure how messed up it was but I had to get rid of her once school was starting cause who needs those jokes right?
      So your saying you banged your sister?
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      • 2daBank
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-26-09
        • 88966

        #38
        Originally posted by Smoke
        So your saying you banged your sister?
        Technically step sister, maybe little messed up but not like we talking blood here. Plus my mom dated several guys and married 3 since the father I didn't know so fuk odds were at some point one would have a daughter I wanted to get with, and they didn't stay married more than like 2 years so if they not married she isn't my step sister, it just so happened the best time for our 1st Time was her dad and my moms wedding night cause we had house to ourselves for a week! So again it kinda grey area, no blood, she isn't my step sister now, just so happens when we were fuckin our parents married briefly.. Is that messed up?
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        • Smoke
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-09-09
          • 48111

          #39
          Originally posted by 2daBank
          Technically step sister, maybe little messed up but not like we talking blood here. Plus my mom dated several guys and married 3 since the father I didn't know so fuk odds were at some point one would have a daughter I wanted to get with, and they didn't stay married more than like 2 years so if they not married she isn't my step sister, it just so happened the best time for our 1st Time was her dad and my moms wedding night cause we had house to ourselves for a week! So again it kinda grey area, no blood, she isn't my step sister now, just so happens when we were fuckin our parents married briefly.. Is that messed up?
          Yes
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          • bigballa
            SBR Sharp
            • 10-18-12
            • 429

            #40
            hahaha gotta love how seaweed asks a question, pretty much one person answers and the rest ridicule the guy asking the question cuz he banged a black chick.....hahaha....
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            • Let's Go Rangers
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 03-18-12
              • 8918

              #41
              Was it good or bad?
              Bad first time
              10 minutes later, I performed like a trained seal

              Who was it with?
              Becky Eezie
              where?
              Becky's Dodge Colt
              how old were you?
              I was 14...she was 16
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              • TheGoldenGoose
                SBR MVP
                • 11-27-12
                • 3745

                #42
                LOL. One of your better threads Seaweed.

                I was 15, she was 14. She told me to pull out and it shot 3 feet into her ear.
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                • Let's Go Rangers
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 03-18-12
                  • 8918

                  #43
                  Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
                  LOL. One of your better threads Seaweed.

                  I was 15, she was 14. She told me to pull out and it shot 3 feet into her ear.
                  We call that a "JFK"
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                  • Swinging Johnson
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-12-09
                    • 7604

                    #44
                    Originally posted by smitch124
                    I'll let you know.
                    Damn, I knew someone would grab my line.
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                    • Da Manster!
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-13-07
                      • 17720

                      #45
                      Originally posted by 2daBank
                      Damn manster that is one fukkin impressive memory you got there! U still use that for the spank bank? Mind if I do? Lol..

                      Clearly I've done far too many drugs if everyone remembers it that vividly cause i certainly don't and his was 10 damn years before mine.. I'm not gonna try and 1 up mansters what appears to be a great beginning of a book..

                      I'll just see how screwed up ya'll think the situation was.(no judging!). Musta been '94 before August cause I wasn't 16 yet but anyway my mom was dating this guy for a while and he had a 18 year old daughter, she didn't live with him but as him and my mom got closer she was around little more and we kinda started kicking it, anyways my mom ended up marrying this guy and I ****** his daughter on their wedding night, is that messed up? I mean she was older and certainly the experienced one, we kinda kept that up all summer and it was great just cause she was pretty much a ho so at 15 I got a summer school of sex from my I guess step sister. Right or wrong all the girls I got with since owe her a shout out for their amazing orgasms as Jamie was quite the teacher. I'm not sure how messed up it was but I had to get rid of her once school was starting cause who needs those jokes right?
                      not all 2dabank!.......that's what friends are for, man!.......PS...funny as hell you kept nailing your step sister even after your mom got remarried!...
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                      • Cuse0323
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-09-09
                        • 30169

                        #46
                        Originally posted by 2daBank
                        Technically step sister, maybe little messed up but not like we talking blood here. Plus my mom dated several guys and married 3 since the father I didn't know so fuk odds were at some point one would have a daughter I wanted to get with, and they didn't stay married more than like 2 years so if they not married she isn't my step sister, it just so happened the best time for our 1st Time was her dad and my moms wedding night cause we had house to ourselves for a week! So again it kinda grey area, no blood, she isn't my step sister now, just so happens when we were fuckin our parents married briefly.. Is that messed up?
                        not really messed up. I screwed around with my mom's bf's daughter before, if they got married I wouldn't have felt weird about it. just another girl at that point, not like you grew up together
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                        • packerd_00
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-22-13
                          • 17811

                          #47
                          At the Amsterdam Red Light District,met a nice young Italian broad.
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                          • Cuse0323
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-09-09
                            • 30169

                            #48
                            thread has me thinking about the first gal. girl was fine but hated my habits, said she was 'allergic' to smoke. I should have just put up with it to keep it going but thought I was the shit back then.
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                            • CarpeDime
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-01-09
                              • 7873

                              #49
                              it was cool i nutted
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                              • Swinging Johnson
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-12-09
                                • 7604

                                #50
                                Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                it was cool i nutted
                                Oh yes you did, Sailor!
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                                • killersweet
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 12-02-08
                                  • 1483

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by 2daBank
                                  Technically step sister, maybe little messed up but not like we talking blood here. Plus my mom dated several guys and married 3 since the father I didn't know so fuk odds were at some point one would have a daughter I wanted to get with, and they didn't stay married more than like 2 years so if they not married she isn't my step sister, it just so happened the best time for our 1st Time was her dad and my moms wedding night cause we had house to ourselves for a week! So again it kinda grey area, no blood, she isn't my step sister now, just so happens when we were fuckin our parents married briefly.. Is that messed up?
                                  She is not a blood relative. So who cares. Not messed up at all.
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                                  • lesterdymond
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-25-11
                                    • 2360

                                    #52
                                    Doggy style @ 16 to a face only a mother could love. I beat it up pretty good.
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                                    • DUBnation
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 11-25-13
                                      • 579

                                      #53
                                      Quick.
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                                      • flyingillini
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 12-06-06
                                        • 41219

                                        #54
                                        Anyone fax their release on a piece of paper to a girl you were banging? I took pics and texted it as well as faxed my release before.
                                        המוסד‎
                                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                        • Smoke
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-09-09
                                          • 48111

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by flyingillini
                                          Anyone fax their release on a piece of paper to a girl you were banging? I took pics and texted it as well as faxed my release before.
                                          Yes several times. I saved up a release for a month and damn near covered the whole paper. It smelled when she got it too
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                                          • Seaweed
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 01-19-12
                                            • 26318

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by Smoke
                                            Yes several times. I saved up a release for a month and damn near covered the whole paper. It smelled when she got it too
                                            Inappropriate
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                                            • Smoke
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 10-09-09
                                              • 48111

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Seaweed
                                              Inappropriate
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