As a gambler, would you ever wear a toupé?

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  • Deuce
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #1
    As a gambler, would you ever wear a toupé?
    Many look like complete fukkin jerk offs. 2 dime 8 dime 12 dime, go fukk your mother you still have a fukkin manican wig on your bald fukkin head. Shave it the fukk off and embrace it.
  • ChalkyDog
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-02-11
    • 9598

    #2
    Hell no, not when you can get your own hair again for the same cost as a decent toupe.

    It's 2013, technology is your friend.
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    • Deuce
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-12-08
      • 29843

      #3
      Doggy

      Well some people have fukkin issues with their looks so they use a fake fukkin mop they glue to their fukkin bald head. Makes them feel better? Pass
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      • The Kraken
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        • 12-25-11
        • 28918

        #4
        Nope. When I lose my hair Im owning that shit. Don't give a fukk. I have other redeeming qualities ie. pretty big dick
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        • ChalkyDog
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-02-11
          • 9598

          #5
          Originally posted by Deuce
          Doggy

          Well some people have fukkin issues with their looks so they use a fake fukkin mop they glue to their fukkin bald head. Makes them feel better? Pass
          I can't ever tell if a dude is wearing a toupe. (One of the reason's I wont visit Japan). That said, apparently a lot of people can. I just can't understand why do it, when there is an equally priced better alternative.

          That would be like me choosing to buy a 40 of Budlight for $15, when there is a 75 cl of Chimay for the same.
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          • manny24
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-22-07
            • 20046

            #6
            Originally posted by The Kraken
            Nope. When I lose my hair Im owning that shit. Don't give a fukk. I have other redeeming qualities ie. pretty big dick
            manny 0-for-2 here bald hung like a gerbil
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            • ChalkyDog
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-02-11
              • 9598

              #7
              Originally posted by manny24
              manny 0-for-2 here bald hung like a gerbil
              If you don't have a lot of money, i'd spend what you have on a fast internet connection.
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              • Deuce
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                • 01-12-08
                • 29843

                #8
                Originally posted by ChalkyDog
                I can't ever tell if a dude is wearing a toupe. (One of the reason's I wont visit Japan). That said, apparently a lot of people can. I just can't understand why do it, when there is an equally priced better alternative.

                That would be like me choosing to buy a 40 of Budlight for $15, when there is a 75 cl of Chimay for the same.
                When you can see it (jjgold videos) you realize how much of a dick they look like. May as well wear a fukkin shirt that says I'm a fukkin jerk off with an arrow pointing to their fukkin head.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  I will make a video one day showing you how it makes you look 30 instead of 45

                  Bald guys hate that I wear a rug and can afford a $2000 piece

                  I look big time when its all jellyed up

                  Everyone wears them here
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                  • InTheDrink
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-23-09
                    • 23983

                    #10
                    what the fuk does being a gambler have to do with having a fukkin rug
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                    • Deuce
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 01-12-08
                      • 29843

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold
                      I will make a video one day showing you how it makes you look 30 instead of 45

                      Bald guys hate that I wear a rug and can afford a $2000 piece

                      I look big time when its all jellyed up

                      Everyone wears them here
                      Bald guys that shave their fukkin horse shoe don't give a fukk about rugs and probably point and laugh. You're delusional, pal. I am not bald though late 20's so maybe I will see someday how it is.
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82839

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Deuce
                        Many look like complete fukkin jerk offs. 2 dime 8 dime 12 dime, go fukk your mother you still have a fukkin manican wig on your bald fukkin head. Shave it the fukk off and embrace it.
                        I will wear the toupe when I place the bets at the counter in Vegas but don't wear it when I go back to cash the winning ticket. Does this make any sense?
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Deuce its devastating

                          You would never leave your house you fat fuk and beg me for one of mine

                          I swear I cannot wait until your 37 and have that fukkin arrow look..I am going to hold up arrows and fukkin taunt you
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                          • artyfudgepacker
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-06-13
                            • 2205

                            #14
                            i had dred locks in my early twentys by mid twentys hair started thinning .it was so embaressing. looked like the alien .and consederd getting one . but get drunk shaved it bald and wonderd why didnt i do that long time ago . hair is big confedents for men if u have it . but ladys love the bald look just as much
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Arty I look like a fukkin killer bald

                              My hair replacement specialist even told me

                              He said I do not have a face to be bald and better off with a unit

                              18 years later never looked back
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                              • Deuce
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 01-12-08
                                • 29843

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                Arty I look like a fukkin killer bald

                                My hair replacement specialist even told me

                                He said I do not have a face to be bald and better off with a unit

                                18 years later never looked back
                                Do you wear it when you bang whores?

                                I remember from videos your old man didn't have a rug??????
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                                • ChalkyDog
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 10-02-11
                                  • 9598

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Arty I look like a fukkin killer bald

                                  My hair replacement specialist even told me

                                  He said I do not have a face to be bald and better off with a unit

                                  18 years later never looked back
                                  JJ, trust me on this. Go see a real doctor on hair surgery or whatever the hell it's called. The whole "I'm not just the CEO, I'm also a member" thing.

                                  I know a bunch, as in a lot, as in most men I know over 40, that have had hair surgery - and it looks like real hair.

                                  Your bald as shit, so it's gonna cost. It will be worth it. Deuce is right. Rags look like shit.
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Chalky you never see it polished

                                    Deuce sometimes and I am more stressed if the girl will touch my hair and be uncovered.

                                    Nobody knows in wear one but sbr posters . Detection is the key ,, my specialist does a good job .
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                                    • zizoudane10
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 03-27-12
                                      • 7272

                                      #19
                                      No need for hair when you've got a big rooster.
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                                      • Ghenghis Kahn
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 01-02-12
                                        • 19734

                                        #20
                                        i don't know what's worse toupees or man heels.
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          I got a small rooster also 2.5 inches or so and smaller girth

                                          One of resons I wear a rug to feel big time

                                          Gamblers wear rugs in Newark

                                          Guys many of you are not bald so cannot relate to my mental issues
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                                          • Hi Everybody
                                            SBR Rookie
                                            • 08-12-13
                                            • 20

                                            #22
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                                            • Russian Rocket
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-02-12
                                              • 43910

                                              #23
                                              What do you do if you have lots of hair and a big rooster?
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                                              • Big Bear
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-01-11
                                                • 43253

                                                #24
                                                how has this not been salooned?
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                                                • RudyRuetigger
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 08-24-10
                                                  • 65084

                                                  #25
                                                  only if my name is hhcold
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                                                  • Killer_Demo
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 06-15-08
                                                    • 8409

                                                    #26
                                                    JJ = rug
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                                                    • The Giant
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 01-21-12
                                                      • 21480

                                                      #27
                                                      JJ does look 15 years younger when he's got that dead rat sitting on his head.

                                                      I'm not sure how you can deny this, Deuce.
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                                                      • King Mayan
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-22-10
                                                        • 21326

                                                        #28
                                                        JJ, I think deuce deuce is jealous of your smooth as silk dead raccoon!!
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                                                        • greenhippo
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-15-12
                                                          • 9091

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                          Nope. When I lose my hair Im owning that shit. Don't give a fukk. I have other redeeming qualities ie. pretty big dick
                                                          Common knowledge.
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                                                          • kato
                                                            SBR Sharp
                                                            • 01-21-10
                                                            • 254

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                            Nope. When I lose my hair Im owning that shit. Don't give a fukk. I have other redeeming qualities ie. pretty big dick
                                                            pics or ban


                                                            ps - hello archie
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                                                            • Mikail
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 07-19-09
                                                              • 21689

                                                              #31
                                                              No need. I am not goibg bald. If i was going bald id embrace it and completely shave my head bald. Id wear baldness with pride.
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #32
                                                                I bet guys wear them here but I a only guy with balls to show it on or off

                                                                Deuce has weight issues
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                                                                • manny24
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-22-07
                                                                  • 20046

                                                                  #33
                                                                  some guys have handlers like a rug assistant kind of

                                                                  carry the steam iron, combs, jellies, tick repellant etc.

                                                                  KO's guy here unit adjustment

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                                                                  • Cheme82
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 09-03-08
                                                                    • 7823

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Hell no, as soon as my hairline started receding I shaved that hoe. Been doing that ever since and still pull hoes.
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Men they are not called toupees anymore

                                                                      Please refer to correct terminology

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