Many look like complete fukkin jerk offs. 2 dime 8 dime 12 dime, go fukk your mother you still have a fukkin manican wig on your bald fukkin head. Shave it the fukk off and embrace it.
As a gambler, would you ever wear a toupé?
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DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#1As a gambler, would you ever wear a toupé?Tags: None -
ChalkyDogSBR Hall of Famer
- 10-02-11
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#2Hell no, not when you can get your own hair again for the same cost as a decent toupe.
It's 2013, technology is your friend.Comment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#3Doggy
Well some people have fukkin issues with their looks so they use a fake fukkin mop they glue to their fukkin bald head. Makes them feel better? PassComment -
The KrakenBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-25-11
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#4Nope. When I lose my hair Im owning that shit. Don't give a fukk. I have other redeeming qualities ie. pretty big dickComment -
ChalkyDogSBR Hall of Famer
- 10-02-11
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#5
That would be like me choosing to buy a 40 of Budlight for $15, when there is a 75 cl of Chimay for the same.Comment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#8I can't ever tell if a dude is wearing a toupe. (One of the reason's I wont visit Japan). That said, apparently a lot of people can. I just can't understand why do it, when there is an equally priced better alternative.
That would be like me choosing to buy a 40 of Budlight for $15, when there is a 75 cl of Chimay for the same.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#9I will make a video one day showing you how it makes you look 30 instead of 45
Bald guys hate that I wear a rug and can afford a $2000 piece
I look big time when its all jellyed up
Everyone wears them hereComment -
InTheDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 11-23-09
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#10what the fuk does being a gambler have to do with having a fukkin rugComment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-12-08
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#11Bald guys that shave their fukkin horse shoe don't give a fukk about rugs and probably point and laugh. You're delusional, pal. I am not bald though late 20's so maybe I will see someday how it is.Comment -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
- 04-12-07
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#12I will wear the toupe when I place the bets at the counter in Vegas but don't wear it when I go back to cash the winning ticket. Does this make any sense?Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#13Deuce its devastating
You would never leave your house you fat fuk and beg me for one of mine
I swear I cannot wait until your 37 and have that fukkin arrow look..I am going to hold up arrows and fukkin taunt youComment -
artyfudgepackerSBR MVP
- 01-06-13
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#14i had dred locks in my early twentys by mid twentys hair started thinning .it was so embaressing. looked like the alien .and consederd getting one . but get drunk shaved it bald and wonderd why didnt i do that long time ago . hair is big confedents for men if u have it . but ladys love the bald look just as muchComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#15Arty I look like a fukkin killer bald
My hair replacement specialist even told me
He said I do not have a face to be bald and better off with a unit
18 years later never looked backComment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#16
I remember from videos your old man didn't have a rug??????Comment -
ChalkyDogSBR Hall of Famer
- 10-02-11
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#17
I know a bunch, as in a lot, as in most men I know over 40, that have had hair surgery - and it looks like real hair.
Your bald as shit, so it's gonna cost. It will be worth it. Deuce is right. Rags look like shit.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#18Chalky you never see it polished
Deuce sometimes and I am more stressed if the girl will touch my hair and be uncovered.
Nobody knows in wear one but sbr posters . Detection is the key ,, my specialist does a good job .Comment -
zizoudane10SBR Hall of Famer
- 03-27-12
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#19No need for hair when you've got a big rooster.Comment -
Ghenghis KahnSBR Posting Legend
- 01-02-12
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#20i don't know what's worse toupees or man heels.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#21I got a small rooster also 2.5 inches or so and smaller girth
One of resons I wear a rug to feel big time
Gamblers wear rugs in Newark
Guys many of you are not bald so cannot relate to my mental issuesComment -
Hi EverybodySBR Rookie
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Russian RocketSBR Aristocracy
- 09-02-12
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#23What do you do if you have lots of hair and a big rooster?Comment -
Big BearSBR Aristocracy
- 11-01-11
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#24how has this not been salooned?Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
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#25only if my name is hhcoldComment -
Killer_DemoSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-15-08
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#26JJ = rugComment -
The GiantSBR Posting Legend
- 01-21-12
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#27JJ does look 15 years younger when he's got that dead rat sitting on his head.
I'm not sure how you can deny this, Deuce.Comment -
King MayanSBR Posting Legend
- 09-22-10
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#28JJ, I think deuce deuce is jealous of your smooth as silk dead raccoon!!Comment -
MikailSBR Posting Legend
- 07-19-09
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#31No need. I am not goibg bald. If i was going bald id embrace it and completely shave my head bald. Id wear baldness with pride.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#32I bet guys wear them here but I a only guy with balls to show it on or off
Deuce has weight issuesComment -
manny24SBR Posting Legend
- 10-22-07
- 20046
#33some guys have handlers like a rug assistant kind of
carry the steam iron, combs, jellies, tick repellant etc.
KO's guy here unit adjustment
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Cheme82SBR Hall of Famer
- 09-03-08
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#34Hell no, as soon as my hairline started receding I shaved that hoe. Been doing that ever since and still pull hoes.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388179
#35Men they are not called toupees anymore
Please refer to correct terminology
Hair replacement systems
Retentive hair
Alternative hair
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