should I open the door?

[Smoke]

For the past few days a man in what looks like a sherriff outfit has been knocking on my front door. It looks like he left a paper attached to the door. Im too scared to look. What should I do?

[onemoregoal]

[stikymess]

Break out the Iphone and record yourself getting whatever he left, then post on SBR, Could just be a pizza coupon, If served most states require a signature.

[Kermit]

This sounds like a job for Seaweed.

[Smoke]

I didnt show up for jury duty a few weeks back im thinkin this not good

[itchypickle]

Eviction notice

[Smoke]

Could be

[Mikeyanks23]

Smoke

I dont want to see you on Americas Most Wanted


Your dead to me

[Smoke]

Smoke

I dont want to see you on Americas Most Wanted


Your dead to me

Well jeez thanks for finally showing up guey

[Ra77er]

Smoke the anticipation is killing me here, what the fuk is on that paper!?!?!

[Smoke]

Smoke the anticipation is killing me here, what the fuk is on that paper!?!?!

Afraid to look. Im just going to ignore the paper and whoever is at the door. I am not going to jail or court

[SBR Annie]

Seaweed's version " Should I Open this Pacakage" Smokey version "Should I Open the Door".

[Seaweed]

Seaweed's version " Should I Open this Pacakage" Smokey version "Should I Open the Door".

[SBR Annie]

[Jayvegas420]

Change the order of the numbers affixed to your house.

[SBR Annie]

Afraid to look. Im just going to ignore the paper and whoever is at the door. I am not going to jail or court

Is this true smokey?

[TheGoldenGoose]

Get a Rottweiler and chain him to the front door.

[Smoke]

Is this true smokey?

unfortunately yes. annie can you post my bail if I go to jail?

[SBR Annie]

unfortunately yes. annie can you post my bail if I go to jail?

Oh so sad to hear that! But if you haven't commited any crime and did not disobeyed any laws in your community then I think you must not be afraid.If I were you, try to open the paper and see what's inside of it.

[Smoke]

Oh so sad to hear that! But if you haven't commited any crime and did not disobeyed any laws in your community then I think you must not be afraid.If I were you, try to open the paper and see what's inside of it.

no cant do it annie. I didnt show up for jury duty sonim assuming this is what its about. I shall hide like anne frank. If I stop posting you will know what happened

[SBR Annie]

Oh i see smokey. well I think it is still much better if you get the paper and take a look at it so that you will know what's the letter all about. After you've read it.. put it back in front of your door the way it was put.

[Smoke]

Oh i see smokey. well I think it is still much better if you get the paper and take a look at it so that you will know what's the letter all about. After you've read it.. put it back in front of your door the way it was put.

I cant annie im scared shitless there might be a guy out in the car waiting for me. I cant even turn the lights on tonight. Pitch black darkness no tv either

[tony_come]

Computer is ON

[Smoke]

Computer is ON

Cell phone

[Russian Rocket]

Cell phone

Smokie don't be a fukking wuss - open that fukking door and read to us what that fukking note says.

[pronk]

I cant annie im scared shitless there might be a guy out in the car waiting for me. I cant even turn the lights on tonight. Pitch black darkness no tv either

You're shafted smoke, obviously some judge is pissed at you for something but don't worry because it's not a big deal. Next time he shows up - just offer him a cookie or sandwich.

[PAULYPOKER]

Rub your own feces on all your windows and face then sit N wait for him to come see ya again...

Open the door normally and say can I help you Sir........

[Smoke]

Might check in the morning

In pitch black darkness right now

Looking out window with binoculars

Theres a guy sitting in a black dodge charger

[brettels]

You probably going to jail, which would be heaven for you and your anus.

[Dilo]

Smoke, don't be scared of it. You should write a note telling the sheriff to F off, leave it on the door for him to see it.

[Russian Rocket]

Smoke, don't be scared of it. You should write a note telling the sheriff to F off, leave it on the door for him to see it.

Dildo's got a point here

[Robber]

Seaweed had that neighbor he was scared of

A shut in problem

[Robber]

Ask him if he wants pizza with extra sausage

[TwoWays]

Be careful. I'm sure you saw this. You eerily resemble the victim. Don't let it be take 2

[Jayvegas420]

Rub your own feces on all your windows and face then sit N wait for him to come see ya again...

Open the door normally and say can I help you Sir........

This is what Pauley calls......

"Thursday!"