Any jail tips? What's the gambling like?

**Dutch** · 03-12-13, 01:00 AM

And losing your tray ain't shit unless you don't have money on your books for commissary.

**Seaweed** · 03-12-13, 01:20 AM

break out of jail, bring a sharp object and a poster and scrape a hole in the wall. When you go out for break discretely get rid of the drywall.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 03-12-13, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

break out of jail, bring a sharp object and a poster and scrape a hole in the wall. When you go out for break discretely get rid of the drywall.

Thank You, Mr. Dufresne.

Say HI to Red for us......

**g_sept1** · 03-12-13, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Thank You, Mr. Dufresne.

Say HI to Red for us......

LOL

**winz** · 03-12-13, 10:19 PM

sucks in there..complete waste of time..read some good books and improve yourself..either that or you're gonna waste your time betting losers for candy bars and chips...time will def drag in there..enjoy the $2 haircuts.

**Cuse0323** · 03-12-13, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by winz

sucks in there..complete waste of time..read some good books and improve yourself..either that or you're gonna waste your time betting losers for candy bars and chips...time will def drag in there..enjoy the $2 haircuts.

I'm just gonna read and stare at the wall. I haven't cut my hair in like 7 months, debating whether I should cut it or not. It's gonna be a pain in the ass in jail since I don't shower much and I'll probably have to. The hair could make me look crazier or more like a chick to some bubbas.

**winz** · 03-12-13, 10:43 PM

dude you're going to county..everybody in there is short time..no one is gay or trying to rape you..this isnt the movies..its just a real shitty dragged out experience that you will have to endure..being told what to do constantly..pat downs..standing up for counts 3 times a day..being in there with all kinds of pathetic penetrate ups...of course there will be some cool ppl too..take the time and get fit, read, and make changes in your life..you will be kicking yourself for not taking the probation..but oh well its done..gotta man up and deal with it now.

**Cuse0323** · 03-12-13, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by winz

dude you're going to county..everybody in there is short time..no one is gay or trying to rape you..this isnt the movies..its just a real shitty dragged out experience that you will have to endure..being told what to do constantly..pat downs..standing up for counts 3 times a day..being in there with all kinds of pathetic penetrate ups...of course there will be some cool ppl too..take the time and get fit, read, and make changes in your life..you will be kicking yourself for not taking the probation..but oh well its done..gotta man up and deal with it now.

I know man, I'm just fckin around half the time. I'm not concerned about it at all, it's gonna be a bunch of kids my age or younger who I deal with everyday already and know their bullshit.

**Spanks** · 03-12-13, 11:49 PM

bring condoms

**Cuse0323** · 03-13-13, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by Spanks

bring condoms

Why lessen the pleasure

**In The Money** · 03-13-13, 07:19 AM

Originally posted by Stocks

I don't know how it works in the states but I guess your not going to be in with hard core gang members or anything like that are you?

Either way I would take the probation over the jail time. Just use the probation as an excuse to get you shit together.

I'm with you take the probation and figure it out on your own, jail time will just delay the problem

**Harv2ey** · 03-13-13, 07:30 AM

I get to watch March Madness and don't have to watch baseball.

**BennyBigNuts** · 03-13-13, 07:32 AM

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**MadTiger** · 03-13-13, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Hey cuse bud...

We've talked a bit in poker and it's obvious you're a bright guy so o'course you know it's some emotional component of your life that has ya by the short hairs and is at the root of these addictions; so, your intellect won't navigate a successful plan away from these addictions -- no matter how hard you try/have tried -- other than using your intelligence NOW to set up a plan to somehow deal w/these emotional components (you can figure out the details of the inference).

I wish you the best of luck in muddling through this difficult situation... try to stay as optimistic as you can about your FUTURE as you'll get through this and nothing is stopping you (ultimately) from being a person that is IN CONTROL of your life.

Meet the ROOT(s) head-on, buddy... don't shy from it... yank it out.

I gave it the name "Hole in the Soul." That's what is at the root.

Good luck.

**ProPicker713** · 03-13-13, 09:50 AM

**Spanks** · 03-13-13, 09:08 PM

keep that hole clean son!

**thook** · 03-14-13, 06:21 AM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

Why lessen the pleasure

Wow....we are in almost the exact same situation Cuse0323. I also have to do 4 months in county jail, going in on the 18th. I am also addicted to opiates, but I am going through wd's right now so I don't have to go through it locked up. Good luck to you man!

**The iron sheik** · 03-14-13, 10:44 AM

on totals, go u0,5 with the people you shower with at the same time

**Spanks** · 03-14-13, 11:01 PM

spit...dont swallow

**Cuse0323** · 03-15-13, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by thook

Wow....we are in almost the exact same situation Cuse0323. I also have to do 4 months in county jail, going in on the 18th. I am also addicted to opiates, but I am going through wd's right now so I don't have to go through it locked up. Good luck to you man!

Thanks and best of luck man, hope you kick that shit and get your time done with no issues.

**Cuse0323** · 03-15-13, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by Spanks

spit...dont swallow

Spanks, who touched you as a kid? We're here for you.

**Spanks** · 03-15-13, 09:12 PM

cuse...sneak in some olive oil...it will help ease the pain ans allow you to take in the full girth without hollowing like a bitch.

**Cuse0323** · 07-17-13, 01:27 PM

I'm back bitches

**itchypickle** · 07-17-13, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

I'm back bitches

How's the free air? Miss the apple jelly and pod TV time yet?

Will you ever go back?

**infamousbacardi** · 07-17-13, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by itchypickle

How's the free air? Miss the apple jelly and pod TV time yet?

Will you ever go back?

Cuse, congrats on being a man and confronting your problems head on and not being a coward about it.

DWI's aren't cool. Only end result is you eventually hurt or kill someone innocent who was just trying to drive from point A to point B, and god forbid they have kids in the car or something.

If you do the crime, be a man and do the time.

I hope you have come out a better and more mature person, and that it wasn't too hard on you in there!

Welcome back to society pal!

**Russian Rocket** · 07-17-13, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

I'm back bitches

welcome back

**downsouth** · 07-17-13, 02:23 PM

Welcome back

**sourtwist** · 07-17-13, 02:34 PM

Any stories?

**Dutch** · 07-17-13, 02:35 PM

hella raped?

**easyliving** · 07-17-13, 02:39 PM

welcome back, how was it? give us some inside info.

**sourtwist** · 07-17-13, 02:42 PM

Any stories?

**SuperG** · 07-17-13, 03:25 PM

Shhh hes busy with Jack Daniels.

**El Nino** · 07-17-13, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

I'm back bitches

Did Mayan's cousin take your manhood?

Welcome back, pal.

**GamblerSpirit** · 07-17-13, 03:32 PM

Stay out of county prison brah