Seriously Going To Die Of Meningitis, Went Pro As Last Living Act

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  • boeing power
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-10
    • 9698

    #36
    You need to make a will here at SBR.

    Who will you give your pro membership to if you pass on?

    This is the most important decision you ever had to make.
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    • darkhat
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-18-10
      • 5722

      #37
      Somehow still not dead

      drinking until 3am apparently just prolonged it

      Is today the day??


      Originally posted by borednaz
      Dark ask Mikeyanks to borrow money pal. He always gets stiffed anyways at least this time it will be because you died.

      Speaking of that Mike I need $300 pal. Dark leave me your pts instead of Mayan & I'll kick Opie in The balls on Video. I'll post it in players talk in your honor.
      drive a hard bargain

      Mike once won 3 million on a bet against ICF (informed forum land knows him well) so he is far from broke. 300 is nothing to him


      Originally posted by boeing power
      You need to make a will here at SBR.

      Who will you give your pro membership to if you pass on?

      This is the most important decision you ever had to make.
      My pro membership can go to JJ when he returns if its not part of his compensation package.

      If not, sweep
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      • Louisvillekid1
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-17-07
        • 52143

        #38
        Sbr fully insures pros, at least med bills are covered. Just get used to Costa Rican holistic healers
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        • darkhat
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-18-10
          • 5722

          #39
          Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
          Sbr fully insures pros, at least med bills are covered. Just get used to Costa Rican holistic healers
          I have heard the holistic healers are nothing more than underage prostitutes
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          • PhillyFlyers
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-27-11
            • 8245

            #40
            wow what a bullshit thread.

            dude drank until 3 am and is now cured.

            you had me going. really thought you were going to die.
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            • Mikeyanks23
              SBR MVP
              • 11-30-10
              • 4517

              #41
              Originally posted by borednaz
              Dark ask Mikeyanks to borrow money pal. He always gets stiffed anyways at least this time it will be because you died.

              Speaking of that Mike I need $300 pal. Dark leave me your pts instead of Mayan & I'll kick Opie in The balls on Video. I'll post it in players talk in your honor.
              He paid
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              • BigDeem5
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-26-11
                • 17191

                #42
                Notifying authorities in Boston, MA. Will be at house soon dark, help on its way
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                • darkhat
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-18-10
                  • 5722

                  #43
                  Originally posted by BigDeem5
                  Notifying authorities in Boston, MA. Will be at house soon dark, help on its way
                  Thanks deem, can always count on you

                  My apt is by E 40th St and Lexington Ave, sorta by dillions pub
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                  • Sledge187
                    SBR MVP
                    • 04-25-08
                    • 3722

                    #44
                    Originally posted by darkhat
                    This is serious guys, there is a 90 percent chance I will be dead soon, so I decided to just go Pro to shut Opie up

                    Last friday i had a bad headache, have had a stiff neck ever since, can't touch chin to chest

                    Been doing research all day while at work, says i won't experience all symptoms

                    Have considered going to hospital but I take chances, i'm a gambler

                    I am texting family now my log in instructions to post a video if I end up in a coma and/or dead
                    I just checked webmd! Your going to be fine, all you have is swollen ovaries.
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                    • PhillyFlyers
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-27-11
                      • 8245

                      #45
                      Dark

                      What were you drinking until 3 am that cured you?

                      Spill the beans.

                      We need answers.
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                      • darkhat
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-18-10
                        • 5722

                        #46
                        Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                        Dark

                        What were you drinking until 3 am that cured you?

                        Spill the beans.

                        We need answers.
                        probably close toa bottle of vodka that cost 500 times the price to drink since i was at a bar

                        I am not cured

                        Neck still in bad shape

                        still could die, probably have a few day window still to be in the clear
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                        • good_money
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 09-17-12
                          • 253

                          #47
                          BOL
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                          • nosniboR11
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-02-08
                            • 10042

                            #48
                            Originally posted by darkhat
                            probably close toa bottle of vodka that cost 500 times the price to drink since i was at a bar

                            I am not cured

                            Neck still in bad shape

                            still could die, probably have a few day window still to be in the clear
                            please die and get this over with you brokedick
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                            • darkhat
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-18-10
                              • 5722

                              #49
                              Originally posted by nosniboR11
                              please die and get this over with you brokedick
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                              • King Mayan
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-22-10
                                • 21326

                                #50
                                Darkhat give me the points pal..

                                Rest in peace friend.
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                                • darkhat
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-18-10
                                  • 5722

                                  #51
                                  got ya mayan

                                  just doing some for now incase i somehow live

                                  i hope i don't
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                                  • Mikeyanks23
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-30-10
                                    • 4517

                                    #52
                                    darker you canadian

                                    go play hockey
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                                    • darkhat
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-18-10
                                      • 5722

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by Mikeyanks23
                                      darker you canadian

                                      go play hockey
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                                      • King Mayan
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-22-10
                                        • 21326

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by darkhat
                                        got ya mayan

                                        just doing some for now incase i somehow live

                                        i hope i don't
                                        I hope you don't either..

                                        I need the points friend..

                                        Thanks friend.
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                                        • El Nino
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-03-12
                                          • 18426

                                          #55
                                          Darkhat, I'm glad to see you're still fighting the good fight.

                                          Darkhat, use your SBR points to buy antibiotics.

                                          Darkhat, what doesn't kill you makes you weaker physically, but stronger mentally.
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                                          • wantitall4moi
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 04-17-10
                                            • 3063

                                            #56
                                            dude Atl -3.5 would have kicked meningitis's ass last night. now you might really get it.....
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                                            • tblues2005
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 07-30-06
                                              • 9235

                                              #57
                                              I hope your going to be ok. Just hang in there.
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                                              • darkhat
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-18-10
                                                • 5722

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by wantitall4moi
                                                dude Atl -3.5 would have kicked meningitis's ass last night. now you might really get it.....
                                                I know

                                                I forgot to check the system since it wasn't bumped high enough due to it being far from sunday still

                                                I am putting an alarm on my phone for thusdays now to check

                                                Thusday 3pm alarm "Database Results."

                                                If i live that is
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                                                • Br0nxer
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-25-11
                                                  • 13665

                                                  #59
                                                  Darky don't drop dead

                                                  Darky you are an important member of the SBR community

                                                  Darky the place wouldn't be the same without you

                                                  Darky gimme a fukkin winner kid

                                                  Darky call me
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                                                  • Shoomakie
                                                    SBR Hustler
                                                    • 11-03-12
                                                    • 61

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                    prophylaxis
                                                    I thought using a prophylaxis is suppose to stop you from getting an std or having to get an abortion

                                                    🙀
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                                                    • darkhat
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-18-10
                                                      • 5722

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by Br0nxer
                                                      Darky don't drop dead

                                                      Darky you are an important member of the SBR community

                                                      Darky the place wouldn't be the same without you

                                                      Darky gimme a fukkin winner kid

                                                      Darky call me
                                                      Bronxer if i stop posting for more than a day i am dead

                                                      Bronxer I learn from you

                                                      Bronxer that was an informative skype session last night, learned a lot from you handicapping diagrams you showed me

                                                      Bronxer I will call you at 7pm
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                                                      • Seaweed
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 01-19-12
                                                        • 26318

                                                        #62
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                                                        • mikejamm
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 08-24-09
                                                          • 11047

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by darkhat
                                                          This is serious guys, there is a 90 percent chance I will be dead soon, so I decided to just go Pro to shut Opie up

                                                          Last friday i had a bad headache, have had a stiff neck ever since, can't touch chin to chest

                                                          Been doing research all day while at work, says i won't experience all symptoms

                                                          Have considered going to hospital but I take chances, i'm a gambler

                                                          I am texting family now my log in instructions to post a video if I end up in a coma and/or dead
                                                          Don't sweat it man, opieshit makes me sick too! At least you won't die of being a fuk'in stupid texas hillbilly like him! Texas.... where if you slip in cowshit, you're at a Cowboys game!
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                                                          • El Nino
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-03-12
                                                            • 18426

                                                            #64
                                                            Darkhat, still waiting on the meningitis pick. Could start a trend here at SBR. SBRers could post a huge pick whenever they are diagnosed.

                                                            Strep Throat Pick

                                                            Valley Fever Pick

                                                            Sickle Cell Pick

                                                            Chlamydia Pick

                                                            Could be epic!
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                                                            • darkhat
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-18-10
                                                              • 5722

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by El Nino
                                                              Darkhat, still waiting on the meningitis pick. Could start a trend here at SBR. SBRers could post a huge pick whenever they are diagnosed.

                                                              Strep Throat Pick

                                                              Valley Fever Pick

                                                              Sickle Cell Pick

                                                              Chlamydia Pick

                                                              Could be epic!
                                                              My neck still hurts pretty fukkin bad

                                                              I don't see it getting better by sunday

                                                              So if I'm alive than I will do it for NFL
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                                                              • PhillyFlyers
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 09-27-11
                                                                • 8245

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by darkhat
                                                                My neck still hurts pretty fukkin bad

                                                                I don't see it getting better by sunday

                                                                So if I'm alive than I will do it for NFL
                                                                Dark

                                                                You still with us?

                                                                Check the fukk in.
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                                                                • manny24
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-22-07
                                                                  • 20046

                                                                  #67
                                                                  darker i can send you some newark kush to take the stiffness out of your neck.

                                                                  darker you will be bobbleheading after running this ish through the vaporizer.

                                                                  darker you will have couchlock so bad your eyeballs will be swapping holes.

                                                                  darker you will be more fukked up than allen iverson's checkbook trust me.
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                                                                  • Smoke
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 10-09-09
                                                                    • 48111

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Darker I want the pool table and liquor cabinet when you croak
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                                                                    • PhillyFlyers
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-27-11
                                                                      • 8245

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by manny24
                                                                      darker i can send you some newark kush to take the stiffness out of your neck.

                                                                      darker you will be bobbleheading after running this ish through the vaporizer.

                                                                      darker you will have couchlock so bad your eyeballs will be swapping holes.

                                                                      darker you will be more fukked up than allen iverson's checkbook trust me.


                                                                      This has got to be a candidate for post of the month.
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                                                                      • Mikeyanks23
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 11-30-10
                                                                        • 4517

                                                                        #70
                                                                        guys darker passed this am

                                                                        i was in his bedat his bedside with him

                                                                        He fought bravely

                                                                        He wanted me to all let you know he loves you more than vodka

                                                                        And his pick is

                                                                        JETS -4.5
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