One of The Craziest Stories You Will Ever Here....

iifold · 11-05-12, 01:49 AM

Why don't you ask Columbo???

No coincidences · 11-05-12, 01:50 AM

So sorry for your loss.

Seaweed · 11-05-12, 01:53 AM

hear* not here

Whoever did this is a lunatic. Nothing else was taken. I don't feel safe. I feel violated. I walked for that muffin. This isn't fair. Unbelievable!!

Seaweed · 11-05-12, 01:54 AM

iifold, Because they won't tell the truth and if they didn't do it they won't like me

No coincidences · 11-05-12, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

hear* not here

Whoever did this is a lunatic. Nothing else was taken. I don't feel safe. I feel violated. I walked for that muffin. This isn't fair. Unbelievable!!

Cuse0323 · 11-05-12, 01:55 AM

Get a girl, have her bake you muffins and do your laundry. Problem solved.

GUMMO77 · 11-05-12, 01:56 AM

TT has a lot of extra time now.

TheCentaur · 11-05-12, 02:01 AM

Don't say anything or act like anything is wrong. Let a week or two pass and buy something else (piece of pie, another muffin, etc.) and leave it on the table again while doing your laundry.

This time position your phone so it is hidden but video recording while you're gone (or a motion activated camera). Do this a few times if necessary until you find the culprit. Once you catch the person either beat the shit out of them/or blackmail them with the threat of filing a police report for money (depends on what kind of person you are)

Seaweed · 11-05-12, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

TT has a lot of extra time now.

I can assure you TT does not live in my apartment building.

This isn't funny. First it's a muffin, then it's a cookie, then it's my money.

GUMMO77 · 11-05-12, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I can assure you TT does not live in my apartment building.

This isn't funny. First it's a muffin, then it's a cookie, then it's my money.

I personally think you are underestimating the Warrior and now you say two sweet items and money are missing, I am convinced chubs has you pegged.

Good luck, Weed, and Gods speed.

Seaweed · 11-05-12, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

Don't say anything or act like anything is wrong. Let a week or two pass and buy something else (piece of pie, another muffin, etc.) and leave it on the table again while doing your laundry.

This time position your phone so it is hidden but video recording while you're gone (or a motion activated camera). Do this a few times if necessary until you find the culprit. Once you catch the person either beat the shit out of them/or blackmail them with the threat of filing a police report for money (depends on what kind of person you are)

This is the best answer i have received so far. It's going to be hard to let everyone know im going to do laundry. I guess i'll have to make some noise in the hallway for attention. I wouldn't "beat the shit out of them" if i caught the criminal, especially if it was the blind woman. I'm starting to suspect her dog might have let her into the wrong room and ate the muffin. It would be the only valid explanation for this animalistic act. Do you really think the same person would return for another muffin? I can't see someone taking that risk but then again maybe they are truly insane. I'm really pissed off right now not only at being robbed, but i wanted to eat that muffin. I guess i'll try to set up some sort of a camera device

Seaweed · 11-05-12, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

I personally think you are underestimating the Warrior and now you say two sweet items and money are missing, I am convinced chubs has you pegged.

Good luck, Weed, and Gods speed.

No, cookies and money aren't missing. I'm saying it starts with the fruit explosion muffin, and next time the criminal might take something worse. I don't feel safe living next to one of these people!

Seaweed · 11-05-12, 02:10 AM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

Get a girl, have her bake you muffins and do your laundry. Problem solved.

I don't need a girl to do that for me

spike420211 · 11-05-12, 02:36 AM

I feel violated.

fruit explosion muffin

I thinx I c ur prob dude...

Vaughany · 11-05-12, 05:08 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I went to Tim Hortons to buy a fruit explosion muffin earlier and when i came home i left it on the table. A few minutes later i go to grab the laundry down the hall of my apartment and when i come back inside the muffin is gone!! I looked around the bag and it's not there! I'm 100 percent sure it was in the bag when i went to go get the laundry. Would someone actually steal my fruit explosion muffin? I only have three neighbors on my floor, a blind lady with a dog to the right of me with a dog ( she's out of question) a single white middle aged slightly overweight technician across the hall, and then to the left of me is a black couple in the early 30's. I don't know what to do or who to confront about this situation. I still have the bill. I can't believe someone would actually go in my apartment and take my fruit explosion muffin. I'm fuming right now. How can i find out who did it? I know the stump wraper would be evidence but that would require me to go into their apartments. I have never talked to any of these people except for the technician because he installed the internet connection when i moved in.

Somebody tell me what to do because i do not know?!!

Either the dog has sneaked in and took it or the black couple!

BUt seriously! You should put another one somewhere where they can easily see it and see if they take again and try and catch them in the act!

showtiime · 11-05-12, 06:20 AM

sorry to hear this
what a cowardly act!

SBRMAN23 · 11-05-12, 06:51 AM

Seaweed speaking from a blacks point of view I would rule out the black couple we love food and all but were not the type to eat some persons food left on a counter top we don't know wtf you did to it I just don't see a couple and black ones at that eating it randomly. That's just how we think you could of laced that shit or anything. But def has to be a sick person in the head to do that hope you find out bud BOL

Russian Rocket · 11-05-12, 08:19 AM

You're experiencing a case of amnesia - probably ate the muffin yourself and can't fukkin remember it. Go see a doctor and get a fukkin CT scan.

Dutch · 11-05-12, 11:30 AM

Someone in your apt. building knows you eat fruit explosion muffins. That's fuking embarrassing.

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 11-05-12, 11:43 AM

Weeder you numbnut you...

It's one of these three:

1. You took the muffin outta the bag and have misplaced it. Look the fuk around.

2. The mice helped themselves and and are givin ya the big FUKK YOU for trying to kill them.

3. If it's gonna be story time... we need sumpthin more exciting then a fukkin muffin, pal.

Jrod124 · 11-05-12, 12:30 PM

That sucks, those muffin's are outstanding. Hopefully you went back and got another one

swordsandtequila · 11-05-12, 01:48 PM

Yeah, I wouldn't feel safe either living next to an unknown fruit muffin bandit.

nic9212 · 11-05-12, 02:07 PM

Sorry seaweed I ate it.

pulledclear · 11-05-12, 02:12 PM

Current odds

The Blind Lady +7000
The Technician + 220
One of The Black couple -8000

pulledclear · 11-05-12, 02:16 PM

Or..... Fat Sammy woofed it down while jerking to Hellens ghost.

MeatWad · 11-05-12, 07:50 PM

Those fruit explosions muffins are like crack. Be glad you don't buy in bulk and chalk up your losses to the irresistibility of the fruit explosion muffins.

robzilla · 11-06-12, 12:03 AM

Tims still has fruit explosion muffins? damn, i need to get me some tomorrow.

I feel ur pain dude. Some moron broke into every single car on my street. The guy took everything in the console of my car except 40 bucks in gas coupons.... Good thing he has my wifes usb stick full of dixie chicks songs and 58 cents in change.

Seaweed · 11-08-12, 03:21 AM

still nothing

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 11-08-12, 04:22 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

still nothing

OMFG! The blind lady just posted over on hellogiggles.com

UNREAL

She said it was pretty good but make sure you order a Hot Chocolate with it next time

Seaweed · 11-08-12, 04:30 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

OMFG! The blind lady just posted over on hellogiggles.com

UNREAL

She said it was pretty good but make sure you order a Hot Chocolate with it next time

hellogiggles? a blind lady typing? doesn't seem right. I saw her today but she didn't even look embarrassed.

Swinging Johnson · 11-08-12, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

This is the best answer i have received so far. It's going to be hard to let everyone know im going to do laundry. I guess i'll have to make some noise in the hallway for attention. I wouldn't "beat the shit out of them" if i caught the criminal, especially if it was the blind woman. I'm starting to suspect her dog might have let her into the wrong room and ate the muffin. It would be the only valid explanation for this animalistic act. Do you really think the same person would return for another muffin? I can't see someone taking that risk but then again maybe they are truly insane. I'm really pissed off right now not only at being robbed, but i wanted to eat that muffin. I guess i'll try to set up some sort of a camera device

This is the only one I would beat the shit out of, otherwise I might get injured.

Al Masters · 11-08-12, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I went to Tim Hortons to buy a fruit explosion muffin earlier and when i came home i left it on the table. A few minutes later i go to grab the laundry down the hall of my apartment and when i come back inside the muffin is gone!! I looked around the bag and it's not there! I'm 100 percent sure it was in the bag when i went to go get the laundry. Would someone actually steal my fruit explosion muffin? I only have three neighbors on my floor, a blind lady with a dog to the right of me with a dog ( she's out of question) a single white middle aged slightly overweight technician across the hall, and then to the left of me is a black couple in the early 30's. I don't know what to do or who to confront about this situation. I still have the bill. I can't believe someone would actually go in my apartment and take my fruit explosion muffin. I'm fuming right now. How can i find out who did it? I know the stump wraper would be evidence but that would require me to go into their apartments. I have never talked to any of these people except for the technician because he installed the internet connection when i moved in.

Somebody tell me what to do because i do not know?!!

I don't believe someone walked into your apartment and grabbed your muffin in the few minutes you were away but lets say it did happen.

First off never leave your door unlocked when your not home,not sure how old you are but you should know this already.

If you know 100% someone went into your apartment,you should be pissed the fucck off,not worried aboutthe muffin,be fuucking happy you left a muffin on the table and not cash or a bag of weed or comprimising pictures of yourself.

Now,if you wanna catch the little scoundral heres what you do,fuckk the cameras and modern technology,go old school on his asss,go back to Tim's get a 6 pack of the same muffins bring them homethen stick a little bobby pin in all 6 muffins,leave your door open with the box in plain view when the culpritbites into the muffin,you will hear his pain and your joy.

P.S......if you feel thats a little to harsh you can always buy a little injector and inject very very hot saucein the muffin....this should also out the thief without the possibility of you being arrested.

Hope that helped.

Seaweed · 11-09-12, 03:47 AM

Thanks Al Masters.

I was thinking of maybe doing something like this:

Seaweed · 01-14-14, 08:07 PM

Looking back at my life in my crummy aparment living alone, I'm so happy to be in Toronto now with my grandma