Tell a story with emoticons..best one wins points
20 points to the best story using mostly or all emoticons. 
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Dallas ML
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On Saturday night I decided to do a lot of this....
So I
downtown into the city and parked my 
. When I got out and started walking towards the bar I heard and saw 
I immediately
and hid around the corner of the nearest building I could find. Upon further examining the person shooting up the crowd in the alley way I noticed this is what the perrson looked like....
I couldn't resist noticing how round and juicy her
and her 
were. So I came up from behind her and pepper sprayed her then 
. I dragged her to the nearest motel room and we 
while she was unconscious.
I then proceeded to get
and high tailed it outta there. Gotta admit on my back home that night I felt like a and was so glad I didn't have to beat my 
off like Zeta Psi usually does after a night out creepin'.
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Great stories guys. Need more entries guys im giving away about $1 here!Comment -
MMAChicka and I went
and had a few then took it back to her place while BIGDAY was out and
Woke up next morning and she told me the condom broke. I went
and got the fukk out 
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Too much work for 20 points.
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The Weekend.
The End
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Need more entries come on guys
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I moved from DET to the sticks for 3 months to finish a project. Story from the wknd.
1) Had some
2) Went to a
3) Girls say
Where are you from? Your accent and look is so different.
4) Buy one of them a
5) Buy to my buddy's house.
6) Here's some
for a taxi.
7) Off to another bar to meet buddy for
8) He is outside
. 
with some guy.
9) Suddenly, guy
in face. Cheap shot.
10) I step up.
11)
He says. 3 big guys behind him. Trapped. 
12) "Wait," he says to me "It's V(my name), right?."
13) Yes, I say
14) I'm ____. Remember me from that Bob Dylan concert?
15)
I say
16) One of our other friends--much older, 50s--steps out. See's commotion.
, he gives a look only. No words.
17) Guy says who is that? I see him around here all the time. Let me ask you. Is he Italian Mafia??
18) Ask him, I say.
19) Apologies to my friend. He :laughs: Drunk. Unfazed.
20) They
our hands. Try to create 
21) They offer to buy us a.
22) We say
23) I go home and
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As funny as that is, I can not in good conscience reward a story about rape/molestation as the winnerOn Saturday night I decided to do a lot of this....
So I downtown into the city and parked my . When I got out and started walking towards the bar I heard and saw
I immediately and hid around the corner of the nearest building I could find. Upon further examining the person shooting up the crowd in the alley way I noticed this is what the perrson looked like....
I couldn't resist noticing how round and juicy herand her were. So I came up from behind her and pepper sprayed her then . I dragged her to the nearest motel room and we while she was unconscious.
I then proceeded to getand high tailed it outta there. Gotta admit on my back home that night I felt like a and was so glad I didn't have to beat my off like Zeta Psi usually does after a night out creepin'.
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This is fukking gay..Comment -
Look at this brokefukk dikk doing all the work for a measly 20pts.. GFY you fukking bum..I moved from DET to the sticks for 3 months to finish a project. Story from the wknd.
1) Had some
2) Went to a
3) Girls say Where are you from? Your accent and look is so different.
4) Buy one of them a
5) Buy to my buddy's house.
6) Here's some for a taxi.
7) Off to another bar to meet buddy for
8) He is outside. with some guy.
9) Suddenly, guy in face. Cheap shot.
10) I step up.
11) He says. 3 big guys behind him. Trapped.
12) "Wait," he says to me "It's V(my name), right?."
13) Yes, I say
14) I'm ____. Remember me from that Bob Dylan concert?
15) I say
16) One of our other friends--much older, 50s--steps out. See's commotion., he gives a look only. No words.
17) Guy says who is that? I see him around here all the time. Let me ask you. Is he Italian Mafia??
18) Ask him, I say.
19) Apologies to my friend. He :laughs: Drunk. Unfazed.
20) They our hands. Try to create
21) They offer to buy us a.
22) We say
23) I go home and
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