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  • Br0nxer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-25-11
    • 13665

    #36
    Originally posted by Coming Back!
    Brutal board. I'm not bragging bc I made large wagers. I'm losinng my ass. It's actually embarassing to wager so much on a game. Just wanted to vent. I guess i wouldn't believe it either, but it's unfortunately true

    thats the one thing this place is great for. venting

    you can't tell people that don't gamble about shit like this.
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    • opie1988
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-12-10
      • 23429

      #37
      Here's the reality of it, pal....making a 120k a year, you're nowhere close to being able to bet 5 grand on a fukkin side.

      You keep saying its a sickness, but that seems a lot more like plain fukkin stupidity. If you truly have a job paying you that well, I have to wonder how long you'll keep it with such little self-control.

      Quit being such a dumbfukk, and take control of your own life.

      Best of luck.
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      • Koldazzice
        SBR MVP
        • 11-08-11
        • 2392

        #38
        dude you just sucked out hard and got lucky on the yanks and now you stick it on the fuckin mets!! pay what you can to whom you owe make payment plans and get your life back. I hate typing for no reason so listen
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        • marcojuiceman
          SBR MVP
          • 05-25-11
          • 2870

          #39
          Glad I took opposite of both of those picks
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          • Koldazzice
            SBR MVP
            • 11-08-11
            • 2392

            #40
            Originally posted by opie1988
            Here's the reality of it, pal....making a 120k a year, you're nowhere close to being able to bet 5 grand on a fukkin side.

            You keep saying its a sickness, but that seems a lot more like plain fukkin stupidity. If you truly have a job paying you that well, I have to wonder how long you'll keep it with such little self-control.

            Quit being such a dumbfukk, and take control of your own life.

            Best of luck.
            And listen to this also ^^^
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            • ChuckyTheGoat
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 04-04-11
              • 37531

              #41
              Loan-shark time
              Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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              • Sam Odom
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-30-05
                • 58063

                #42
                Originally posted by Coming Back!

                I'm in debt now and completely fuked.

                not really , this is when the fun starts...
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                • paco
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 05-07-09
                  • 62873

                  #43
                  Didn't the Yankees win?
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                  • Sam Odom
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-30-05
                    • 58063

                    #44
                    Coming , make a 27K bet to win 10K then make a vid about it
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                    • Coming Back!
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 1470

                      #45
                      Originally posted by Sam Odom
                      Coming , make a 27K bet to win 10K then make a vid about it
                      lol. I saw that. My bets are real though
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                      • Coming Back!
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-09-09
                        • 1470

                        #46
                        Originally posted by Sam Odom
                        not really , this is when the fun starts...
                        Not the first time, was lucky last few times and bailed myself out.
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                        • Coming Back!
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-09-09
                          • 1470

                          #47
                          Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
                          Loan-shark time
                          Would never do that under any circumstances
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                          • Coming Back!
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-09-09
                            • 1470

                            #48
                            Originally posted by marcojuiceman
                            Glad I took opposite of both of those picks
                            I don't get it. Yanks won on a blown call at the plate
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                            • Coming Back!
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-09-09
                              • 1470

                              #49
                              Originally posted by Koldazzice
                              dude you just sucked out hard and got lucky on the yanks and now you stick it on the fuckin mets!! pay what you can to whom you owe make payment plans and get your life back. I hate typing for no reason so listen
                              I'm weird or have OCD. There is a number in my head. If I could get to it, I could actually cashout. If I get to it...
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                              • Sam Odom
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-30-05
                                • 58063

                                #50
                                Coming = rising new STAR at SBR
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                                • Coming Back!
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-09-09
                                  • 1470

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Son what do you do for a living??
                                  I can't say what it is on the board JJ. Nobody would believe me anyway. Best if I left that alone. But I am lucky to have a great job... That's about it though.
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                                  • Coming Back!
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-09-09
                                    • 1470

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                    Coming = rising new STAR at SBR
                                    Really funny man! I think this is going to be it for a while though.
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                                    • BIGDAY
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 02-17-10
                                      • 48245

                                      #53
                                      Chase. It works for me, nothing better than to chase.
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                                      • GunShard
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-05-10
                                        • 10031

                                        #54
                                        My own personal rules to gambling:

                                        1. Bet on sports that you are good at, don't bet on sports you are bad at. Do your research.
                                        2. Bankroll money management. You should only be betting 1% to 10% of your total bankroll.
                                        3. Never bet on heavily juiced lines. Like a line at -1000 for example.
                                        4. Never bet on heavily valued lines. Like a terrible team at 100 to 1 odds to win championship.
                                        5. Teams with home field/court advantage tend to win games, especially in football.
                                        6. Be a strategic gambler by picking your spots and wait for the right opportunity. Never be an impulsive gambler by betting for the action or just because it feels good and it's your favorite team.
                                        7. Stay emotionless all the time. Bet like a robot. There's no place for emotions in this profession.
                                        8. Parlays should be no longer than 2 teams. Research and Secure your first pick before moving on to your second pick.
                                        9. Teasers should never pass through the zero.
                                        10. Sportsbooks make money off of both Sharp plays and Square plays because all lines are juiced. Sharp plays make money off of Square plays. Squares help create the casinos in Las Vegas.
                                        11. Always make your bet near game time. Players could get injured during the week before game time.
                                        12. Sportsbook have an edge on the NFL than the NCAAF because they can focus on the 32 NFL teams but cannot focus on the hundreds of NCAAF teams.
                                        13. Never deposit money for sportsbook bonus money that requires rollover. You are immediately juiced before you even placed your first bet.
                                        14. Never bet on preseason games on any sport. Predicting a 2nd string or 3rd string team is stupid.
                                        15. If you are extremely impulsive, arrogant and biased. The best advice is to "Don't Gamble".
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                                        • GunShard
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-05-10
                                          • 10031

                                          #55
                                          The gambling rule above my avatar is to prevent overbets like yours.

                                          Understand Bankroll management. You should be betting less than 10% of your total bankroll per bet.
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                                          • convick
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-03-11
                                            • 3954

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by paco
                                            Didn't the Yankees win?

                                            Yeah but he put 4k on the Mets.
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                                            • frogsrangers
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 04-25-12
                                              • 5792

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by GunShard
                                              12. Sportsbook have an edge on the NFL than the NCAAF because they can focus on the 32 NFL teams but cannot focus on the hundreds of NCAAF teams.
                                              I thnk this is the reason why College Basketball is my most profitable sport. I follow the smaller conferences really heavily, which is why there is a lot of money to be made there. It's tough for oddsmakers to be able to focus on those late night Big Sky conference games and give solid odds on each one. Not a lot of squares will be on those games. Also a lot of squares will see, for example, a big name team such as Duke playing a solid small conference team, such as Long Beach State and play Duke just because of the name. I made a killing off of LBSU's early road games this past season against powerhouse teams.
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                                              • Coming Back!
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-09-09
                                                • 1470

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by convick
                                                Yeah but he put 4k on the Mets.
                                                On the Reds
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                                                • Coming Back!
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 10-09-09
                                                  • 1470

                                                  #59
                                                  I just looked back at my post. I don't know why I said Mets. I haven't bet on the Mets all year
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                                                  • GunShard
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 03-05-10
                                                    • 10031

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by frogsrangers
                                                    I thnk this is the reason why College Basketball is my most profitable sport. I follow the smaller conferences really heavily, which is why there is a lot of money to be made there. It's tough for oddsmakers to be able to focus on those late night Big Sky conference games and give solid odds on each one. Not a lot of squares will be on those games. Also a lot of squares will see, for example, a big name team such as Duke playing a solid small conference team, such as Long Beach State and play Duke just because of the name. I made a killing off of LBSU's early road games this past season against powerhouse teams.
                                                    Nice. College Basketball and College Football are definitely profitable. Especially as you mentioned on betting the unpopular teams.
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                                                    • sweep
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-09-10
                                                      • 16753

                                                      #61
                                                      I've also never fukkin heard of ya pal
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                                                      • Coming Back!
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-09-09
                                                        • 1470

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by sweep
                                                        I've also never fukkin heard of ya pal
                                                        haha
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