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Br0nxerSBR Posting Legend
- 03-25-11
- 13665
#36Comment -
opie1988SBR Posting Legend
- 09-12-10
- 23429
#37Here's the reality of it, pal....making a 120k a year, you're nowhere close to being able to bet 5 grand on a fukkin side.
You keep saying its a sickness, but that seems a lot more like plain fukkin stupidity. If you truly have a job paying you that well, I have to wonder how long you'll keep it with such little self-control.
Quit being such a dumbfukk, and take control of your own life.
Best of luck.Comment -
KoldazziceSBR MVP
- 11-08-11
- 2392
#38dude you just sucked out hard and got lucky on the yanks and now you stick it on the fuckin mets!! pay what you can to whom you owe make payment plans and get your life back. I hate typing for no reason so listenComment -
marcojuicemanSBR MVP
- 05-25-11
- 2870
#39Glad I took opposite of both of those picksComment -
KoldazziceSBR MVP
- 11-08-11
- 2392
#40Here's the reality of it, pal....making a 120k a year, you're nowhere close to being able to bet 5 grand on a fukkin side.
You keep saying its a sickness, but that seems a lot more like plain fukkin stupidity. If you truly have a job paying you that well, I have to wonder how long you'll keep it with such little self-control.
Quit being such a dumbfukk, and take control of your own life.
Best of luck.Comment -
ChuckyTheGoatBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 04-04-11
- 37522
#41Loan-shark timeWhere's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
- 05-07-09
- 62873
#43Didn't the Yankees win?Comment -
Sam OdomSBR Aristocracy
- 10-30-05
- 58063
#44Coming , make a 27K bet to win 10K then make a vid about itComment -
Coming Back!SBR MVP
- 10-09-09
- 1470
#49I'm weird or have OCD. There is a number in my head. If I could get to it, I could actually cashout. If I get to it...Comment -
Sam OdomSBR Aristocracy
- 10-30-05
- 58063
#50Coming = rising new STAR at SBRComment -
BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
- 02-17-10
- 48245
#53Chase. It works for me, nothing better than to chase.Comment -
GunShardSBR Posting Legend
- 03-05-10
- 10031
#54My own personal rules to gambling:
1. Bet on sports that you are good at, don't bet on sports you are bad at. Do your research.
2. Bankroll money management. You should only be betting 1% to 10% of your total bankroll.
3. Never bet on heavily juiced lines. Like a line at -1000 for example.
4. Never bet on heavily valued lines. Like a terrible team at 100 to 1 odds to win championship.
5. Teams with home field/court advantage tend to win games, especially in football.
6. Be a strategic gambler by picking your spots and wait for the right opportunity. Never be an impulsive gambler by betting for the action or just because it feels good and it's your favorite team.
7. Stay emotionless all the time. Bet like a robot. There's no place for emotions in this profession.
8. Parlays should be no longer than 2 teams. Research and Secure your first pick before moving on to your second pick.
9. Teasers should never pass through the zero.
10. Sportsbooks make money off of both Sharp plays and Square plays because all lines are juiced. Sharp plays make money off of Square plays. Squares help create the casinos in Las Vegas.
11. Always make your bet near game time. Players could get injured during the week before game time.
12. Sportsbook have an edge on the NFL than the NCAAF because they can focus on the 32 NFL teams but cannot focus on the hundreds of NCAAF teams.
13. Never deposit money for sportsbook bonus money that requires rollover. You are immediately juiced before you even placed your first bet.
14. Never bet on preseason games on any sport. Predicting a 2nd string or 3rd string team is stupid.
15. If you are extremely impulsive, arrogant and biased. The best advice is to "Don't Gamble".Comment -
GunShardSBR Posting Legend
- 03-05-10
- 10031
#55The gambling rule above my avatar is to prevent overbets like yours.
Understand Bankroll management. You should be betting less than 10% of your total bankroll per bet.Comment -
frogsrangersRestricted User
- 04-25-12
- 5792
#57I thnk this is the reason why College Basketball is my most profitable sport. I follow the smaller conferences really heavily, which is why there is a lot of money to be made there. It's tough for oddsmakers to be able to focus on those late night Big Sky conference games and give solid odds on each one. Not a lot of squares will be on those games. Also a lot of squares will see, for example, a big name team such as Duke playing a solid small conference team, such as Long Beach State and play Duke just because of the name. I made a killing off of LBSU's early road games this past season against powerhouse teams.Comment -
Coming Back!SBR MVP
- 10-09-09
- 1470
#59I just looked back at my post. I don't know why I said Mets. I haven't bet on the Mets all yearComment -
GunShardSBR Posting Legend
- 03-05-10
- 10031
#60I thnk this is the reason why College Basketball is my most profitable sport. I follow the smaller conferences really heavily, which is why there is a lot of money to be made there. It's tough for oddsmakers to be able to focus on those late night Big Sky conference games and give solid odds on each one. Not a lot of squares will be on those games. Also a lot of squares will see, for example, a big name team such as Duke playing a solid small conference team, such as Long Beach State and play Duke just because of the name. I made a killing off of LBSU's early road games this past season against powerhouse teams.Comment -
sweepSBR Posting Legend
- 10-09-10
- 16753
#61I've also never fukkin heard of ya palComment
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