Are You A Cop Caller??

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Are You A Cop Caller??
    I always call them to ticket cars
    I hate when my spot is taken
    The best part is I can see from my window so I shut blinds and then call cops, reactions are great when they get towed away

    Yesterday this hot chick parked ion my spot and I had her car towedwatched all from the fulkkin wondow

    Tow fees $175 plus tax

    Maybe I am frustrated because I cannot get chicks but I do enjoy when they curse and scream when car gone

    The older people I let go or if someone is handicapped I do not do anything
  • Sam Odom
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-30-05
    • 58063

    #2
    got any real work today ? Making any 'walking around' $$$
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    • ACoochy
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-19-09
      • 13949

      #3
      Numbers down, stories up...
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      • BIGDAY
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 02-17-10
        • 48245

        #4
        Yep,

        A car was driving in the wooded city park behind our back yard. All it is back there are walking paths. Was having a fire and heard car storming through. Fukkin joy riders. About 1am. What if someone was on a late night walk??

        Called em in.
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        • ttrace35
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-30-10
          • 10828

          #5
          I don't know the police number.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            you do not call the police thugs like Trigger Tracer will take it over

            Do the right thing

            Cops are your friends
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            • blackbeSSt
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-06-08
              • 9398

              #7
              you're spot, snaggle? did she park where your lawn maintenance van usually sits
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              • PuckOff
                SBR MVP
                • 02-14-07
                • 2395

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                The best part is I can see from my window so I shut blinds and then call cops, reactions are great when they get towed away

                Yesterday this hot chick parked ion my spot and I had her car towedwatched all from the fulkkin wondow
                BS....... if this were true you would have video taped it.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  My cameras are not facing where my car is Son
                  I might be able to set up temp camera and record
                  Let me see
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                  • ChalkyDog
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-02-11
                    • 9598

                    #10
                    Not a chance in hell. People always scoff when I say that. I can't sit here and do nothing but talk shit, and know how absolutely useless they are in reality, and then call them when I am in need. Reminds me of these so called religious folk who only pray when they need shit.

                    I carry a firearm damn near everywhere, so outside of protection I fail to see their general purpose. I have yet to call them once in my life, but if and only if I ever did, it would be for insurance paper work only.
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                    • robzilla
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-25-07
                      • 3556

                      #11
                      Fuk tha police
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                      • milwaukee mike
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 08-22-07
                        • 26914

                        #12
                        i never call the cops unless someone's life or limbs are in danger

                        nothing good can come from calling the police, they are not your friends and they are not there to help you. here's how the conversation goes:

                        tattletale : "this guy is illegally parked on 40th st"
                        police : "oh yeah? what are YOU doing on 40th st and why do you care?"
                        tattletale : "just minding my own business"
                        police : "oh we have a smart ass, i think we'll haul you in for questioning and search your house and car while we're at it"
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                        • Chi_archie
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-22-08
                          • 63172

                          #13
                          working on about a baker's dozen for collars in 2012
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                          • Smoke
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 10-09-09
                            • 48111

                            #14
                            Corbin I can't believe you would do this

                            You sick bastard
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                            • sweethook
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-21-07
                              • 12667

                              #15
                              Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                              i never call the cops unless someone's life or limbs are in danger

                              nothing good can come from calling the police, they are not your friends and they are not there to help you. here's how the conversation goes:

                              tattletale : "this guy is illegally parked on 40th st"
                              police : "oh yeah? what are YOU doing on 40th st and why do you care?"
                              tattletale : "just minding my own business"
                              police : "oh we have a smart ass, i think we'll haul you in for questioning and search your house and car while we're at it"
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                              • unluckysob
                                SBR MVP
                                • 05-21-08
                                • 1527

                                #16
                                GOLD----you have an assigned parking place? must live in some exclusive gated community----i have never lived or worked anywhere with assigned places. cops in atlanta would not respond to this anyway------private problem.
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                                • 3PtShooter
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-13-08
                                  • 3936

                                  #17
                                  snitch
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                                  • msu5611
                                    SBR Rookie
                                    • 03-11-12
                                    • 28

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                    i never call the cops unless someone's life or limbs are in danger

                                    nothing good can come from calling the police, they are not your friends and they are not there to help you. here's how the conversation goes:

                                    tattletale : "this guy is illegally parked on 40th st"
                                    police : "oh yeah? what are YOU doing on 40th st and why do you care?"
                                    tattletale : "just minding my own business"
                                    police : "oh we have a smart ass, i think we'll haul you in for questioning and search your house and car while we're at it"

                                    Paranoid much? Sounds like someone is hiding something...

                                    Love getting people towed here at my apartment complex. If you're too lazy to park 100 yards away in visitor's parking, then I'm callin ya in.
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                                    • ChalkyDog
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 10-02-11
                                      • 9598

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by msu5611
                                      Paranoid much? Sounds like someone is hiding something...

                                      Love getting people towed here at my apartment complex. If you're too lazy to park 100 yards away in visitor's parking, then I'm callin ya in.
                                      You are a top candidate of deserving an ass kicking for calling in tows.
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                                      • Deuce
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 01-12-08
                                        • 29843

                                        #20
                                        I'm a shot caller.
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                                        • kmarinouofm
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-26-09
                                          • 8437

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                          i never call the cops unless someone's life or limbs are in danger

                                          nothing good can come from calling the police, they are not your friends and they are not there to help you. here's how the conversation goes:

                                          tattletale : "this guy is illegally parked on 40th st"
                                          police : "oh yeah? what are YOU doing on 40th st and why do you care?"
                                          tattletale : "just minding my own business"
                                          police : "oh we have a smart ass, i think we'll haul you in for questioning and search your house and car while we're at it"
                                          What part of the USSR do you live in ?
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                                          • Br0nxer
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-25-11
                                            • 13665

                                            #22
                                            Fukk the police

                                            Dirty rotten pigs
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81450

                                              #23
                                              Slappy, thats a bitch move, man!
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                                              • sweep
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-09-10
                                                • 16753

                                                #24
                                                Whats the point??

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                                                • ttrace35
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-30-10
                                                  • 10828

                                                  #25
                                                  Anoher fukkin Zimmerman.
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                                                  • ChalkyDog
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 10-02-11
                                                    • 9598

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by kmarinouofm
                                                    What part of the USSR do you live in ?
                                                    Sounds more like the south side.

                                                    In Russia, criminal detains cop.
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                                                    • tony_come
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-31-10
                                                      • 21695

                                                      #27
                                                      When cops speed

                                                      i calll that bitch in

                                                      when cops park illegal

                                                      i call that bitch in

                                                      when cops do not wear a safety helmet and orange vest during directing traffic

                                                      i call occupational safety and health dept.
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Most cops good
                                                        Let's work with them
                                                        Chicks love cops
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                                                        • PhillyFlyers
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 09-27-11
                                                          • 8245

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          I always call them to ticket cars
                                                          I hate when my spot is taken
                                                          The best part is I can see from my window so I shut blinds and then call cops, reactions are great when they get towed away

                                                          Yesterday this hot chick parked ion my spot and I had her car towedwatched all from the fulkkin wondow

                                                          Tow fees $175 plus tax

                                                          Maybe I am frustrated because I cannot get chicks but I do enjoy when they curse and scream when car gone

                                                          The older people I let go or if someone is handicapped I do not do anything

                                                          JJ

                                                          That's not cool.

                                                          It means, essentially, you're a rat.

                                                          I can't imagine calling the cops over a parking spot and then acting like a gleeful peeping tom when they come. Watching from a window with the shades drawn.

                                                          SMH
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                                                          • Emily_Haines
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 04-14-09
                                                            • 15917

                                                            #30
                                                            Pigs are for pussy's that are to weak to defend themselves
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                                                            • milwaukee mike
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 08-22-07
                                                              • 26914

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by msu5611
                                                              Paranoid much? Sounds like someone is hiding something...

                                                              Love getting people towed here at my apartment complex. If you're too lazy to park 100 yards away in visitor's parking, then I'm callin ya in.
                                                              yeah because unless you have something to hide, you should embrace the cops looking through your shit and harassing you


                                                              if you love people getting towed away then you are a spiteful prick and karma will give it back to you
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                                                                JJ

                                                                That's not cool.

                                                                It means, essentially, you're a rat.

                                                                I can't imagine calling the cops over a parking spot and then acting like a gleeful peeping tom when they come. Watching from a window with the shades drawn.

                                                                SMH
                                                                I want to fuk and be dominated by a female cop in uniform

                                                                My number 1 fantasy

                                                                Flyers CALL ME
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                                                                • King Mayan
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 09-22-10
                                                                  • 21326

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Yes im a snitch.
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Mayan I will never forget the video when you went to a shopping center like a thug and wanted to fight some poster

                                                                    You looked like a fukkin roided up robot
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                                                                    • ngates815
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 12-01-09
                                                                      • 13845

                                                                      #35
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