USC-Raiders, What Would The Spread Be?

[englishmike]

Rory: I'm replying because it's hugely entertaing and I realise other people are probably laughing as much as me.

I like it when you integrate the large font, can you do different colors?

Just a heads up, I have no clue what you're talking about but I have got an hour to kill so carry on. The lighter, what was the significance, I posses a lighter, am I a suspect?

[rory borealis]

rory: I critisized Buddy Bear because I felt he wasn't interested in listening to anyone else. On reflection, I feel like I owe Buddybear an apology because at least he was talking about stuff I understand, so sorry Buddybear. I've no interest in Mossad or anything else you wish to discuss, I'm not sure how many different ways there are to say you bore me and Im not interested.

So what was SUPPOSED TO BE your last post has now morphed into your THIRD-TO-LAST POST .... I'll ask SBR Math Experts, Ganchrow or Justin7 if they can recommend a good on-line "arithmetic" tutorial


So back to eating your SBR waffle which now must be getting somewhat cold

http://forum.sbrforum.com/politics-economics/91474-dictionary-9-11-truth-movement.html

1)Let's take a look at the stones of EnglishMike now.... "Hey! EnglishMike!!!---you're so good at criticizing another SBR Poster.... Front & Center, Pal.....

If a building that you KNOW has been set ablaze due to arson is burning in the background of a photo & an individual has himself photographed in the foreground grinning & with arm outstretched holding a flicked cigarette lighter....

..Is he taking responsibility for the arsonous act?










2) If EnglishMike had somehow been arrested & been given a bitch-slapping by the NYPD on 9/11/2001 do you think he would have kept his mouth shut OR IN THE ALTERNATIVE spilled his guts and named every pro-Zionist friend he could???

How about MonkeyFocker? ..."held his mud" or "spilled his guts" like the MOSSAD AGENTS spilled their guts when the NYPD gave them a bitch-slapping??


How about ms61853? ..."held his mud" or "spilled his guts" like the MOSSAD AGENTS spilled their guts when the NYPD gave them a bitch-slapping??

[englishmike]

I keep replying because youre hilarious and fantastic entertainment. Green font would probably catch the eye better.

[rory borealis]

Rory: I'm replying because it's hugely entertaing and I realise other people are probably laughing as much as me.


I like it when you integrate the large font, can you do different colors?

Just a heads up, I have no clue what you're talking about but I have got an hour to kill so carry on. The lighter, what was the significance, I posses a lighter, am I a suspect?

They no doubt are laughing at WHAT IS BEING DONE TO YOU by me.....

Kind of like what that Mountain Man did to Hollywood Actor, Ned Beatty in that sex-scene from the movie, "Deliverance"


"Skwealll lika' piggggggg!"


Welll...from the guy who told me I was probably planning my next college massacre.... in that same jovial spirit, like that Mountain Man in the movie, "Deliverance" I'd ask you to get back down on all fours ONCE MORE and answer the questions where you dug yourself a hole you can't seemingly dig out of;to wit,....


1)Let's take a look at the stones of EnglishMike now.... "Hey! EnglishMike!!!---you're so good at criticizing another SBR Poster.... Front & Center, Pal.....

If a building that you KNOW has been set ablaze due to arson is burning in the background of a photo & an individual has himself photographed in the foreground grinning & with arm outstretched holding a flicked cigarette lighter....

..Is he taking responsibility for the arsonous act?










2) If EnglishMike had somehow been arrested & been given a bitch-slapping by the NYPD on 9/11/2001 do you think he would have kept his mouth shut OR IN THE ALTERNATIVE spilled his guts and named every pro-Zionist friend he could???

How about MonkeyFocker? ..."held his mud" or "spilled his guts" like the MOSSAD AGENTS spilled their guts when the NYPD gave them a bitch-slapping??


How about ms61853? ..."held his mud" or "spilled his guts" like the MOSSAD AGENTS spilled their guts when the NYPD gave them a bitch-slapping??

[rory borealis]

I keep replying because youre hilarious and fantastic entertainment. Green font would probably catch the eye better.

Well then...not wanting the entertainment to stop before the SBR readership who is seeing what is being done to you by me...let's drop in the dialogue of another Hollywood Movie Set ...


"D'you expeck m'to tokk, Goldfinger???"

"Nooooo, Meester Bond!!! ... I expect you to skweal lika' peeg!"

[englishmike]

I have some questions:

1) What is a bitch slapping?

2) What is a zionist?

3) Haven't seen Deliverance, is it good? The Rockford Files is out on DVD now, Im saving up for that, I love the messages on the answer machine at the beggining, it was like, if you missed that you missed the plot. I love that show, I beileve there is a special poster edition that comes with a free poster of Jim and his Dad Rocky.

You could become a millionire overnight, your posts would cure insomnia.

Would you make love to me if I asked nicely? If me and you were stuck in a lift and the background music was Elton Johns Greatet Hits, would you let me kiss you? I'd probably kiss your neck whilst Nikita played and save my thunder for Benny And The Jets. Would you bitch slap me? I love that phrase, ive heard it before on The Steve Wilkos Show. What a show that is, guy on there this morning was bitch slapping his chick and Steve got right in his face. I love Steve, do you know where I can get tickets to the show?

Please don't reply unless the following conditions are met. YOU USE PURPLE FONT. I LOVE THIS SHADE, DO YOU WEAR BOXERS IN THIS SHADE?

Secondly, I want you top post your favourite Elton John video from Youtube,I need to jack off.

Speak Soon baby. xxxxx

[Willie Bee]

Sorry, thought this was a thread about sports. My bad. Carry on girls.

[englishmike]

Funnily enough Willie I was under that deluded impression myself.

[Willie Bee]

Great minds are often deceived by the same simple and obvious things, Mike.

Anyway, how about this hypothetical: A football team with six Pele's attacking a net guarded by three Peter Shilton's. Who wins that? My opinion is the three Shilton's would block 80% of the six Pele's boots. Maybe 90%.

[englishmike]

peter Shilton was undoubtedly one of the best ever. I was very lucky, as a kidmy Dad took me to Southampton games and Shilts was the keeper, saw him many times, unbeleivable. He had no fear. As for your question, I have no idea, Pele was pretty clinical from inside the box. Alas, we'll never know, same as the Michael Jordan/Kobe/Wilt arguments. Good fun thinking about it though. A better subject would be, three cricketers play left, right and center field with a glove and without a glove for a whole game and the Americans do the same, who drops most balls?

[MonkeyF0cker]

If the thread couldn't have become any more ridiculous, enter rory. What a nutjob...

[smitch124]

Did you ever hear Tim Kurkjian's hypothetical about a grizzly bear standing on the 50, while Devon Hester receives a punt on the goal line.

Will the Grizzly bear be able to stop Hester from scoring?

[englishmike]

If the thread couldn't have become any more ridiculous, enter rory. What a nutjob...

you missed that by an hour, Im seriously worried about Rory.

[englishmike]

Did you ever hear Tim Kurkjian's hypothetical about a grizzly bear standing on the 50, while Devon Hester receives a punt on the goal line.

Will the Grizzly bear be able to stop Hester from scoring?

Sounds a bit unfair. If the bear got to Hester it would eat him.

[rjt721]

WTF?

[durito]

Sounds a bit unfair. If the bear got to Hester it would eat him.

my model says hester would get past the bear

[englishmike]

I think the bear wins, Wiki answers say a bear can run at 40mph, so Hester would have to avoid the bear and then outrun it over 50 yards at a possible speed of 28-30mph. I take the bear, we need to set this up.

[rory borealis]

If the thread couldn't have become any more ridiculous, enter rory. What a nutjob...

Rory entered when EnglishMike --- of all people--- began moralizing to-/criticizing others.

Why would you attempt to paint any different picture and just who exactly in the SBR readership do you think would be fooled?

[MonkeyF0cker]

Nobody is fooled by your lunacy, rory.

[rory borealis]

you missed that by an hour, Im seriously worried about Rory.

So let's see the schizophreia of EnglishMike in this thread:

1) You were going to stop replying because you were bored

2) Later you said you kept replying beause you found it hugely entertaining


As opposed to worrying about anyone--other than yourself...why not eat the waffle you ordered up when you criticized the moral fiber of SBR Poster, BillyBear; to wit,....

1)Let's take a look at the stones of EnglishMike now.... "Hey! EnglishMike!!!---you're so good at criticizing another SBR Poster.... Front & Center, Pal.....

If a building that you KNOW has been set ablaze due to arson is burning in the background of a photo & an individual has himself photographed in the foreground grinning & with arm outstretched holding a flicked cigarette lighter....

..Is he taking responsibility for the arsonous act?










2) If EnglishMike had somehow been arrested & been given a bitch-slapping by the NYPD on 9/11/2001 do you think he would have kept his mouth shut OR IN THE ALTERNATIVE spilled his guts and named every pro-Zionist friend he could???

How about MonkeyFocker? ..."held his mud" or "spilled his guts" like the MOSSAD AGENTS spilled their guts when the NYPD gave them a bitch-slapping??


How about ms61853? ..."held his mud" or "spilled his guts" like the MOSSAD AGENTS spilled their guts when the NYPD gave them a bitch-slapping??

[englishmike]

I have some questions:

1) What is a bitch slapping?

2) What is a zionist?

3) Haven't seen Deliverance, is it good? The Rockford Files is out on DVD now, Im saving up for that, I love the messages on the answer machine at the beggining, it was like, if you missed that you missed the plot. I love that show, I beileve there is a special poster edition that comes with a free poster of Jim and his Dad Rocky.

You could become a millionire overnight, your posts would cure insomnia.

Would you make love to me if I asked nicely? If me and you were stuck in a lift and the background music was Elton Johns Greatet Hits, would you let me kiss you? I'd probably kiss your neck whilst Nikita played and save my thunder for Benny And The Jets. Would you bitch slap me? I love that phrase, ive heard it before on The Steve Wilkos Show. What a show that is, guy on there this morning was bitch slapping his chick and Steve got right in his face. I love Steve, do you know where I can get tickets to the show?

Please don't reply unless the following conditions are met. YOU USE PURPLE FONT. I LOVE THIS SHADE, DO YOU WEAR BOXERS IN THIS SHADE?

Secondly, I want you top post your favourite Elton John video from Youtube,I need to jack off.

Speak Soon baby. xxxxx

[Sforz]

Did you ever hear Tim Kurkjian's hypothetical about a grizzly bear standing on the 50, while Devon Hester receives a punt on the goal line.

Will the Grizzly bear be able to stop Hester from scoring?

[englishmike]

If Hester had a running start and managed to avoid the bear, the bear would have 50 metres to catch Hester from a virtual standing start at a speed of 40mph.

if we assume Hester can run 100 metres in 10 seconds, he will cover the 50 yards in approx 5.5 seconds. If you can work out how fast the bear runs 5o yds at 40mph you have the answer.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Unfortunately for Hester, I have a feeling the bear may get flagged for a personal foul even if Hester were to beat the bear into the end zone...

[rory borealis]

I have some questions:

1) What is a bitch slapping?

Depending on SBR Politcial Forum Moderator, Willie Bee's tolerance..... you may find out from pro-Zionist Manhattan TV Show Host, Ron Weick of HardFire

2) What is a zionist?

Exactly what you yourself have shown to be on this forum... MonkeyF0cker & ms61853 too.. as well as coldhardfacts & some others with the disicpline to back off when someone hits the germane points;to wit,

1)Sivan Kurzburg photo
2)Mineta Transportation Report
3)NYPD Radio Dispatch

3) Haven't seen Deliverance, is it good?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qz4L1O84_I

Well at :22 seconds at thsi hyperlink you can see the beginning of just what happened to you "them panties,[EnglishMike];take em' off"

The Rockford Files is out on DVD now, Im saving up for that,
I love the messages on the answer machine at the beggining, it was like, if you missed that you missed the plot. I love that show, I beileve there is a special poster edition that comes with a free poster of Jim and his Dad Rocky.

You could become a millionire overnight, your posts would cure insomnia.

Well...you stated they bored you...and then you stated it was entertaining..which is it?

Would you make love to me if I asked nicely?

Not really... you see---after that Mountain Man in Deliverance gave you that pig-humping where you SQUEALED so beautifully, it was my understanding you've been getting the same treatment REGULARLY from:

1) Six Pele's &
2) Three Peter Shilton's

If me and you were stuck in a lift and the background music was Elton Johns Greatet Hits, would you let me kiss you? I'd probably kiss your neck whilst Nikita played and save my thunder for Benny And The Jets. Would you bitch slap me?

With the same brand of gloves used by Peter Shilton ?

I love that phrase, ive heard it before on The Steve Wilkos Show. What a show that is, guy on there this morning was bitch slapping his chick and Steve got right in his face. I love Steve, do you know where I can get tickets to the show?

Please don't reply unless the following conditions are met. YOU USE PURPLE FONT. I LOVE THIS SHADE, DO YOU WEAR BOXERS IN THIS SHADE?

Secondly, I want you top post your favourite Elton John video from Youtube,I need to jack off.

Speak Soon baby. xxxxx

Depending on Willie Bee's tolerance..you may be speaking soon to pro-Zionist Manhattan TV Show Host, Ron Weick of HardFire as I drag his two unwilling stooges along with him

[rjt721]

Bump city.

[dwaechte]

[dwaechte]

Well well, I guess we need a "Oregon St.- Raiders, what would the spread be?" thread.

Oregon St -4 ???

[englishmike]

How come this thread wasnt bumped after USC hammered Ohio State?

[BuddyBear]

How come this thread wasnt bumped after USC hammered Ohio State?

Yeah you are definitely right, I guess every time USC wins it only strengthens the argument that they could beat an NFL team.

Great logic as always EM


At least some of us are justified on here now and can laugh even harder at those who actually convinced themselves that USC could be competitive if not win outright against an NFL team. And I guarantee you all of us who thought USC would get destroyed by an NFL team were on Oregon State tonight.

[BuddyBear]

But in the irrational world called parrallel earth that EM and Daggerkobe live in, the fact that Oregon State beat USC as a 25 point underdog only provides more convincing evidence that USC could beat an NFL team since after all "upsets happen all the time....."

[daggerkobe]

Let it go, dumbass.

Raiders are barely a professional team with their 20-63 (24%) record since 2003.

Anyways, shouldn't you be over at pags' pad massaging him or something since the "greatest CFB capper" is barely .500?

[$$POOLCRAZY$$$$]

USC are a buncho sellout mofos bro...they cleaned up at the wynn!!!!!!!!!!!

[BuddyBear]

Let it go, dumbass.

Raiders are barely a professional team with their 20-63 (24%) record since 2003.

Anyways, shouldn't you be over at pags' pad massaging him or something since the "greatest CFB capper" is barely .500?

do you feel stupid or not?

[Panic]

Man, who didnt know this thread would surface? lol. As certain posters have already said. USC would get killed against ANY PRO TEAM. They just got dominated by Oregon St...an unranked team. If anyone comes here and says that USC would stay within a 21 point spread of a Pro team...they should have their head examined. if anyone thinks they can beat a Pro team...well, I dont think anyone here is that stupid.