Doubting Pavy, you need a modicum of faith. If you can't muster that with your free will, I can't tell you who will win the "pot". I can only tell you that you, ultimately, will not.
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When you start losing every bet you make by 1/2 a point, you'll get it. If there is a God, you'll pay for this thread; that's my prayer. HHOriginally posted by pavyracerComment -
Originally posted by HedgeHog
lol good one hedgeComment -
I am a sports betting investor therefore don't need god. You guys are degenerate gamblers that need god to help win or lose your bets. I have never blamed any of my loses to mortal Jesus. I have blamed many times my inadequate capping abilities and I'm proud of it.Comment -
i know pavvy you love the game of baseball to very much soComment -
God as the "father" of Jesus is a metaphor.
Any Jesus freak who tells you otherwise is retarded
If you believe in the whole "Jesus the son" thing then you should know that Jesus was created human by god, the same way we were, except his job on earth was more globallly important, he was a messenger.
He's not actually the son of god, he's supposed to be the incarnation of god. We can't say that because it starts to sound too possible and not spooky enough.
In that way we are all sons of god with a different purpose... Get it?Comment -
Also the incarnation thing starts to sound like some of those more reasonable religions that actually try to help people.
so, in summation I don't know who jesus' mom was, but if we were really created in god's image... She must have blond hair and huge tatters.Comment -
Jesus is God. He said He was and He both was and is, and always will be ...
Sorry if that confuses you, Cappy, although it doesn't matter if it confuses you or not. Doesn't make it any less the truth.Comment -
Jesus is god because he said so.
And jjgold is Mike Corbin, Joey Slats or Mario Dolbin because he said so. OK
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Actually, because He rose from the dead and countless people, followers and many others saw Him over the next month ...
I know its hard to remember that last part. And really hard to believe since you didn't see it happen.
Poor 'Doubting Pavy' ...Comment -
Where can I find the autopsy and death certificate of Jesus?Comment -
Right next to the one of Alexander the Great.Comment -
Did Jesus bet the overs?המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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The difference between Jesus and ATG is that the latter ruled the world and people worshiped him as God when he was alive where your Jesus was godified after he died. Hugh difference here.Originally posted by moneylineComment -
I'm sorry. I thought we were comparing autopsy reports and death certificates? Show me Alexander's and I'll show you Jesus'. Kay'?
ATG briefly ruled the world.
Jesus created the world.
I agree. Huge difference.Comment -
Jesus created the world????Originally posted by moneyline
wow
he was human you knowComment -
Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him.
He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know.
He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know.
He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching.
Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?"
"Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man."
"Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..."
"Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus.
"Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man.Comment -
pavy, all you psdeuo intellectuals feel you can even comprehend the mind of jesus or god is hilarious.
you actually think you can even smell his feet. it makes me laugh, your nothing, we all are nothing. your mind is too small to even begin to think you understand. wow your so clever, you can use a pc.
look at the human body and its amazing construction. who could create something like this? you? your a joke to question him, you peasant.Comment -
No one can comprehend the mind of fictional storybook characters.Originally posted by wtfComment -
Why do people capitalize He and Him when talking about Mr. God?Originally posted by moneyline
You're just stroking his ego. Cut it out. It's getting to his head.Comment -
Not this thread again!Comment -
How were reese's peanut butter cups created? The converging of chocolate and peanut butter. Was it designed and well thought out to be such a wonderful creation or was it merely an accident?Originally posted by pokernut9999
If human beings had the same DNA, why would that disprove the existence of God?
Evolution. Humans, much like animals, have evolved throughout the years in order to acclimate to the earth's changing environment.Comment -
Why is is that generally speaking religious believers tend to be represented by those with the worst command of grammar, the poorest diction and spelling, the most sophomoric of vocabularies, the most lacking of educations, and the flimsiest understandings of basic precepts of logic?Originally posted by wtf
My guess? Because the bigger the numskull, the more likely he usually is to believe whatever asinine, sophistic crap that gets tossed his way.
Generally speaking, of course. These are, after all, correlations and not hand and fast rules.Comment -
I defense of pokernut, if the world were created in 7 days, we also need to realize that 1 day to God could = 100 million years.Originally posted by pavyracerComment -
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Robyn,Originally posted by Robyn
If 1 God day = 100 milllion years then the planet God created creatures must have a 1,000,000,000 miles diameter to be able to revolve around a humongous sun. And then each hour has to be about 4 million years.
If you want to use fiction to justify a 1,000 page book written by humans there is no way to convince me that God exists.Comment -
By that same logic in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life", God could have meant "Hey! They're having an all-day Flintstones marathon on the Cartoon Network. I'm going send my son out for some meth and then we can all sit around and watch it until it goes off the air."Originally posted by Robyn
Once you start talking convenient ad hoc metaphors that do nothing other than feebly (and absurdly) attempt to reconcile "The Word" with science, it becomes a slippery, slippery slope along which any writings in any book could be justified with just a few creative, well-placed rewrites.
Cafeteria Christianity at its finest.Comment -
Guys, all you have to remember is that some dude DIED for US. FOR US! CAN'T YOU SEE? HE DID IT FOR US!
Welcome home, brothers.Comment -
I never asked him for the guilt trip. Thanks, but no thanks.
Do not want.Comment -
on the contrary.Originally posted by wtf
i had breakfast with god and jesus this morning and they both told me pavy was the smartest.Comment -
It's nobody's responsibility to make you a believer; you choose to believe or not to believe. It is actually easier not to believe because believing implies intangible proof, so, if you have to see (or touch) to believe that’s your sacred right and nobody’s business. Be wellOriginally posted by pavyracerComment -
Ah, the House of Bread. I can see it now: Little crescent rolls arranged in a beautiful landscape, toast for the chimney, cornbread shutters on the windows, sourdough siding and all painted a crusty brown. Double yummy.Originally posted by accuscoresucksComment -
Way off Willie.
The house of Bread: Fridge perpetually stocked with beer, a guard at the front door in case JJ shows up with his bottle of lubricant, underground tunnel to sneak my mistresses out.Comment -
Here is my thing. I believe in God and Jesus, but I dont believe in the church.
Anyways.......the thing is God invented us, this and that, and he has always been around.
BUT......everything has to start somewhere. There has to be a beginning somewhere, it cant just always be there, it had to start being there somehow. Thats the crap that gets meComment -
Well I am pretty unreligious but isnt it easier to fathom that 1 random act of chance (god) was created as opposed to millions of acts of chance (the millions of things in the universe/world/human bodies/animals/life) randomly happened?
i mean isnt it more likely that 1 thing was already here and he made the rest of us?
just saying...Comment
