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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82907

    #1
    God question
    If Jesus is the son of God who is his mother before he was sent to earth in 0 AD?

    They say in the Bible that he sent his son to earth to save people. That means he has another mother if he was sent and is the son of God.
  • MonkeyF0cker
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-12-07
    • 12144

    #2
    Mrs. Claus. God had an affair with Santa's wife. I thought everyone knew that...
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    • pokernut9999
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-25-07
      • 12757

      #3
      Originally posted by pavyracer
      If Jesus is the son of God who is his mother before he was sent to earth in 0 AD?

      They say in the Bible that he sent his son to earth to save people. That means he has another mother if he was sent and is the son of God.
      Maybe if you actually read the bible , you would not ask such questions.
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      • SlickFazzer
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-22-08
        • 20209

        #4
        Jesus Christ Pavy.
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        • englishmike
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-19-08
          • 5279

          #5
          A little boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" His mother says," God is both male and female." The little boy is still confused and asks his mother, "Is God black or white?" His mother says, "God is both black and white." The confused little boy asks again, "Is God gay or straight?" The mother replies, "God is both gay and straight!" The little boy is really confused and asks his mother, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

          That could be the answer.
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          • accuscoresucks
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-03-07
            • 7160

            #6
            jesus being the son of GOD travels about the 12 constalations

            mary as in jesus's mother is a reprresantion of virgo which is a house of bread being the december time of harvest
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            • SlickFazzer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-22-08
              • 20209

              #7
              Peace be with you. I bet everything I own that this thread will solve nothing.
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              • accuscoresucks
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                • 11-03-07
                • 7160

                #8
                pavvy wtf why argue

                where is hedgehog?
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                • pavyracer
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82907

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pokernut9999
                  Maybe if you actually read the bible , you would not ask such questions.
                  I said many times I don't believe God exists. It is your responsibility to make me a believer. Just answer my question.
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                  • pokernut9999
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-25-07
                    • 12757

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                    I said many times I don't believe God exists. It is your responsibility to make me a believer. Just answer my question.
                    Like I said before , if you read the bible you would not have to ask the question.
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                    • MonkeyF0cker
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 06-12-07
                      • 12144

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                      Peace be with you. I bet everything I own that this thread will solve nothing.
                      x + 1 = 4
                      x = 4 - 1
                      x = 3

                      You lose. Pay up.
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                      • pokernut9999
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-25-07
                        • 12757

                        #12
                        Pavy , your theory works both ways. Prove there is no God.
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                        • pavyracer
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 04-12-07
                          • 82907

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pokernut9999
                          Like I said before , if you read the bible you would not have to ask the question.
                          Why do you assume I'm a Christian?
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                          • englishmike
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-19-08
                            • 5279

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pokernut9999
                            Pavy , your theory works both ways. Prove there is no God.

                            How can you prove something for which there is no evidence existed?
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                            • pavyracer
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 04-12-07
                              • 82907

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pokernut9999
                              Pavy , your theory works both ways. Prove there is no God.
                              I can prove there is no God. No body was ever found. Organized religion is the root of all mankinds problems. Christianity, Muslim, Hindu, Judaism, etc.

                              Romans or Ancient Greeks never fought religious wars because they didn't believe in organized religion.
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                              • pokernut9999
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 07-25-07
                                • 12757

                                #16
                                Originally posted by pavyracer
                                Why do you assume I'm a Christian?
                                Well , your first post mentions what the bible says. So if you want to make a statement about the bible you could easily read it and then you would not look foolish asking such a question.
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                                • Dazzez
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 08-04-06
                                  • 258

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by pokernut9999
                                  Pavy , your theory works both ways. Prove there is no God.
                                  Not really.

                                  It's up to the person making the claim of existence to prove the affirmative, not up to the skeptic to prove the negative.

                                  For example ... can you prove to me there's no Spiderman?
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                                  • pokernut9999
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 07-25-07
                                    • 12757

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                                    I can prove there is no God. No body was ever found. Organized religion is the root of all mankinds problems. Christianity, Muslim, Hindu, Judaism, etc.

                                    Romans or Ancient Greeks never fought religious wars because they didn't believe in organized religion.
                                    Prove how the earth was created.

                                    Why does no one have the same DNA

                                    Why are people from different parts of the world suited for their climate.

                                    I could go on and on but just try those first.
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                                    • pokernut9999
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 07-25-07
                                      • 12757

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Dazzez
                                      Not really.

                                      It's up to the person making the claim of existence to prove the affirmative, not up to the skeptic to prove the negative.

                                      For example ... can you prove to me there's no Spiderman?
                                      Sure , the comic strip writer that made him up said so.
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                                      • englishmike
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-19-08
                                        • 5279

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pokernut9999
                                        Prove how the earth was created.

                                        Why does no one have the same DNA

                                        Why are people from different parts of the world suited for their climate.

                                        I could go on and on but just try those first.
                                        1) Because we're all differnt...thats science, not god.

                                        2) People are suited to their climate because theyre born into it, much the same as normal kids that are brainwashed by jehovas witnesses for example.
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                                        • pavyracer
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 04-12-07
                                          • 82907

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by pokernut9999
                                          Prove how the earth was created.

                                          Why does no one have the same DNA

                                          Why are people from different parts of the world suited for their climate.

                                          I could go on and on but just try those first.
                                          1. The Bing Bang created Earth and the Solar System.

                                          2. Because of the evolution of the species. If everyone has the same DNA then God exists.

                                          3. Because of the evolution of the species. Humans adapt to the climate, not the other way.
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                                          • pokernut9999
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-25-07
                                            • 12757

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by englishmike
                                            1) Because we're all differnt...thats science, not god.

                                            2) People are suited to their climate because theyre born into it, much the same as normal kids that are brainwashed by jehovas witnesses for example.
                                            where did science come from ?
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                                            • pokernut9999
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 07-25-07
                                              • 12757

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                                              1. The Bing Bang created Earth and the Solar System.

                                              2. Because of the evolution of the species. If everyone has the same DNA then God exists.

                                              3. Because of the evolution of the species. Humans adapt to the climate, not the other way.
                                              So the big bang made species ?
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                                              • englishmike
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 06-19-08
                                                • 5279

                                                #24
                                                Science is the 'road atlas' of how things work. Science has evolved by mans education over the years. Nothing to do with god. Example: Get 2 loaves and 5 fishes and try to feed a family of 5. Then try 5000. Your 'science' is laughable at best.
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                                                • pavyracer
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                  • 82907

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by pokernut9999
                                                  So the big bang made species ?
                                                  It's definitely not God in 7 days. How do you expain million year old fossils? Don't tell me God made them in 7 days.
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                                                  • pokernut9999
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 07-25-07
                                                    • 12757

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                    It's definitely not God in 7 days. How do you expain million year old fossils? Don't tell me God made them in 7 days.
                                                    Read your comment here and look how stupid you sound.
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                                                    • englishmike
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                                                      • 06-19-08
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by pokernut9999
                                                      Read your comment here and look how stupid you sound.
                                                      Thats a bit rich considering youre asking us to beileve you can catergorically prove there was a guy that could walk on water. Only Tiger Woods can do that.
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                                                      • betplom
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-20-06
                                                        • 13444

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by englishmike
                                                        Thats a bit rich considering youre asking us to beileve you can catergorically prove there was a guy that could walk on water. Only Tiger Woods can do that.
                                                        I've walked on water many times.(It was January, the lake was frozen) Easy.
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                                                        • pokernut9999
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 07-25-07
                                                          • 12757

                                                          #29
                                                          For anyone to say you have to prove it and we do not shows who is clueless.
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                                                          • Dark Horse
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                                                            • 12-14-05
                                                            • 13764

                                                            #30
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                                                            • englishmike
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                                                              • 06-19-08
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by betplom
                                                              I've walked on water many times.(It was January, the lake was frozen) Easy.
                                                              i take your point. He wants me to beileve this was achieved in the searing heat of israel.
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                                                              • pokernut9999
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 07-25-07
                                                                • 12757

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by englishmike
                                                                Thats a bit rich considering youre asking us to beileve you can catergorically prove there was a guy that could walk on water. Only Tiger Woods can do that.
                                                                What does a fossil a miilion years old have to do with 7 days ?
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                                                                • pimike
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 03-23-08
                                                                  • 37140

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by englishmike
                                                                  Science is the 'road atlas' of how things work. Science has evolved by mans education over the years. Nothing to do with god. Example: Get 2 loaves and 5 fishes and try to feed a family of 5. Then try 5000. Your 'science' is laughable at best.
                                                                  nothing can evolve from nothing its impossible.

                                                                  science has been proven wrong.

                                                                  Carbon dating has been proven wrong.
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                                                                  • englishmike
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                                                                    • 06-19-08
                                                                    • 5279

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by pokernut9999
                                                                    What does a fossil a miilion years old have to do with 7 days ?

                                                                    Ive no idea, ask the guy who made that comment.
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                                                                    • BuddyBear
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                                                                      • 08-10-05
                                                                      • 7233

                                                                      #35
                                                                      What are you guys talking about? The earth is only about 6,000 years old or so....
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