how often you guys go to strip clubs?

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  • zam77
    SBR MVP
    • 11-03-10
    • 3586

    #1
    how often you guys go to strip clubs?
    went to a couple last night. I go about once a quarter. Last night was trashy as fuk. One girl had most mangled teeth i ve ever seen on a stripper. I gave her one crumpled dollar and walked away. Things weren't even brushable.
  • EDDIE MONEY LINE
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-24-10
    • 6298

    #2
    I never really go...although last sat. me and a whole group of friends. Guys and girls tried to get into 2 right before closing and they wouldn't let us in...They could tell we were a rowdy bunch. Probably didn't want their place burned down.

    I was gonna stop by one yesterday for lunch just to be an asshole...I just had a crazy urge rush over me as there is a strip club diagonally across the street from my work. But then I realized I was cheap and have bills to pay so my head up top decided against it.

    I love strip clubs tho...I never spend much money I am the cheapest fuk in there. Girls come up to me and I deny them unless they are smoking and then they grind on me for a lil bit and I give them a shitty tip...I'm one of those assholes...My friends love droppin bills on those hoes tho...I wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror if I spent over $50 at a strip club. Unless I was gettin blown of course...and I prob. wouldn't pay over 50-100 max on that anyways
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    • CreaturE
      SBR MVP
      • 03-28-10
      • 1081

      #3
      I've only gone twice. But I've only been 21 for 4 months. However, I don't see myself going to another one for a few years. Places are dirrrrtay.
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      • VegasInsider
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-12-10
        • 14593

        #4
        I usually end up going once every couple months or so. Never planned trips, just drunken ideas after a night at the bar or for a bachelor party (at the age now where a ton of friends are getting married...idiots)
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        • jay777
          SBR High Roller
          • 05-31-11
          • 109

          #5
          Never. 20 bucks for some chick to rub her cooch on my leg for a song. Then walk away when the Jimmy is hard, fukk that better off goin to a bar and trying to get chicks there.
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          • stealthyburrito
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-12-09
            • 21562

            #6
            rarely, VA has shit laws that make their clubs watered down and extremely expensive.

            if i hit one up its usually in WV, martinsburg area. but that is a 2.5 hr drive.
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            • cant call it
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-29-10
              • 8817

              #7
              You should visit the Tennessee branch of "C-section scars & bullet wounds", you would be proud of the one you went to last night.
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              • FreeFall
                SBR MVP
                • 02-20-08
                • 3365

                #8
                whenever I go my goal is to spend $0. I normally talk my way into a few lap dances or drinks.
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                • mw00
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 07-17-08
                  • 701

                  #9
                  went about 3 times in my life. waste of money imo..what you want my money and i cant anything in return? no thanks...
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                  • cant call it
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-29-10
                    • 8817

                    #10
                    One time I saw this jj looking feller get thrown out by his shirt collar for burying his nose in this girls cooch a few times. You would think having that skunk patch on your nose was punishment enough...
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                    • danso
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-26-10
                      • 2224

                      #11
                      I go about four times a year too. They are usually hit or miss. Gotta try to make the best of it
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                      • cmendo2005
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 03-13-11
                        • 192

                        #12
                        Been a few times, prolly once a year or so in our friendly nation up north Canada, much better there, touching and everything allowed...But damn shit gets expensive..
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          2-4 times per year

                          Its a waste unless you go all the time and give every girl your card because some will call to go out eventually

                          Many desperate with low self esteems
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                          • Joe Sharp
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-01-09
                            • 3011

                            #14
                            Leaving for Prague on Sunday... My hotel is one block away from the "Atlas Cabaret". Something tells me I'll check it out!!
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                            • MendozaLine
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-11-10
                              • 4088

                              #15
                              I have been maybe 3 times in the last 4 years.
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                              • nobs
                                Restricted User
                                • 08-31-09
                                • 4216

                                #16
                                some of the girls are definitely nasty
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                                • chilidog
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-05-09
                                  • 10305

                                  #17
                                  Just wait till you guys experience Costa Rican strip clubs when you come down for the bash. You'll never want to go to a strip club in the states ever again.
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    You seen one you have seem them all
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                                    • flyingillini
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-06-06
                                      • 41219

                                      #19
                                      Rare, I walk by them every day here in Frisco.
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                                      • thejrichshow85
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 06-15-08
                                        • 3342

                                        #20
                                        about once a month normally in WVA but baltimore has some good ones

                                        Va is crap only allow topless
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                                        • zam77
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-03-10
                                          • 3586

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Joe Sharp
                                          Leaving for Prague on Sunday... My hotel is one block away from the "Atlas Cabaret". Something tells me I'll check it out!!
                                          I have been to prague... very liberal in the way of strip clubs. they have live sex shows and all sorts of crazy shit. hookers aren't hard to come by either.
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                                          • Philavanh
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-18-06
                                            • 2800

                                            #22
                                            At most 4 times a year.....use to go twice a month, but started to get pretty damn expensive
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                                            • nosniboR11
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 09-02-08
                                              • 10042

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by flyingillini
                                              Rare, I walk by them every day here in Frisco.
                                              frisco? which frisco are we talking about illini,

                                              good luck tonight
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                                              • Grits n' Gravy
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 06-10-10
                                                • 13024

                                                #24
                                                Only time I go in Vegas is when out town friends come in or business clients. I tell them I can save them the hassle as all the hot girls that strip show up at our regular clubs after shift looking to party.
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                                                • iceminers26
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-13-08
                                                  • 15600

                                                  #25
                                                  I use to basically live at them, haven't been to one in years
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                                                  • Cougar Bait
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 10-04-07
                                                    • 18282

                                                    #26
                                                    I made a vid at a strip club

                                                    True story

                                                    Still have it somewhere, but too much illegal shit going on in it
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                                                    • jose21_us
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 05-24-10
                                                      • 3844

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by chilidog
                                                      Just wait till you guys experience Costa Rican strip clubs when you come down for the bash. You'll never want to go to a strip club in the states ever again.

                                                      I could just imagine Chili. I use to think Miami strip clubs were good till I went to Puerto Rico. If costa rica is anything like that you guys will be in heaven!!!
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