went to a couple last night. I go about once a quarter. Last night was trashy as fuk. One girl had most mangled teeth i ve ever seen on a stripper. I gave her one crumpled dollar and walked away. Things weren't even brushable.
how often you guys go to strip clubs?
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zam77SBR MVP
- 11-03-10
- 3586
#1how often you guys go to strip clubs?Tags: None -
EDDIE MONEY LINESBR Hall of Famer
- 02-24-10
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#2I never really go...although last sat. me and a whole group of friends. Guys and girls tried to get into 2 right before closing and they wouldn't let us in...They could tell we were a rowdy bunch. Probably didn't want their place burned down.
I was gonna stop by one yesterday for lunch just to be an asshole...I just had a crazy urge rush over me as there is a strip club diagonally across the street from my work. But then I realized I was cheap and have bills to pay so my head up top decided against it.
I love strip clubs tho...I never spend much money I am the cheapest fuk in there. Girls come up to me and I deny them unless they are smoking and then they grind on me for a lil bit and I give them a shitty tip...I'm one of those assholes...My friends love droppin bills on those hoes tho...I wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror if I spent over $50 at a strip club. Unless I was gettin blown of course...and I prob. wouldn't pay over 50-100 max on that anywaysComment -
CreaturESBR MVP
- 03-28-10
- 1081
#3I've only gone twice. But I've only been 21 for 4 months. However, I don't see myself going to another one for a few years. Places are dirrrrtay.Comment -
VegasInsiderSBR Posting Legend
- 12-12-10
- 14593
#4I usually end up going once every couple months or so. Never planned trips, just drunken ideas after a night at the bar or for a bachelor party (at the age now where a ton of friends are getting married...idiots)Comment -
jay777SBR High Roller
- 05-31-11
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#5Never. 20 bucks for some chick to rub her cooch on my leg for a song. Then walk away when the Jimmy is hard, fukk that better off goin to a bar and trying to get chicks there.Comment -
stealthyburritoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-12-09
- 21562
#6rarely, VA has shit laws that make their clubs watered down and extremely expensive.
if i hit one up its usually in WV, martinsburg area. but that is a 2.5 hr drive.Comment -
cant call itSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-29-10
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#7You should visit the Tennessee branch of "C-section scars & bullet wounds", you would be proud of the one you went to last night.Comment -
FreeFallSBR MVP
- 02-20-08
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#8whenever I go my goal is to spend $0. I normally talk my way into a few lap dances or drinks.Comment -
mw00SBR Wise Guy
- 07-17-08
- 701
#9went about 3 times in my life. waste of money imo..what you want my money and i cant anything in return? no thanks...Comment -
cant call itSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-29-10
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#10One time I saw this jj looking feller get thrown out by his shirt collar for burying his nose in this girls cooch a few times. You would think having that skunk patch on your nose was punishment enough...Comment -
dansoSBR MVP
- 10-26-10
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#11I go about four times a year too. They are usually hit or miss. Gotta try to make the best of itComment -
cmendo2005SBR High Roller
- 03-13-11
- 192
#12Been a few times, prolly once a year or so in our friendly nation up north Canada, much better there, touching and everything allowed...But damn shit gets expensive..Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#132-4 times per year
Its a waste unless you go all the time and give every girl your card because some will call to go out eventually
Many desperate with low self esteemsComment -
Joe SharpSBR MVP
- 06-01-09
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#14Leaving for Prague on Sunday... My hotel is one block away from the "Atlas Cabaret". Something tells me I'll check it out!!Comment -
MendozaLineSBR MVP
- 01-11-10
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#15I have been maybe 3 times in the last 4 years.Comment -
nobsRestricted User
- 08-31-09
- 4216
#16some of the girls are definitely nastyComment -
chilidogSBR Posting Legend
- 04-05-09
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#17Just wait till you guys experience Costa Rican strip clubs when you come down for the bash. You'll never want to go to a strip club in the states ever again.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#18You seen one you have seem them allComment -
flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
- 12-06-06
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#19Rare, I walk by them every day here in Frisco.המוסד
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thejrichshow85Restricted User
- 06-15-08
- 3342
#20about once a month normally in WVA but baltimore has some good ones
Va is crap only allow toplessComment -
zam77SBR MVP
- 11-03-10
- 3586
#21I have been to prague... very liberal in the way of strip clubs. they have live sex shows and all sorts of crazy shit. hookers aren't hard to come by either.Comment -
PhilavanhSBR MVP
- 08-18-06
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#22At most 4 times a year.....use to go twice a month, but started to get pretty damn expensiveComment -
Grits n' GravyRestricted User
- 06-10-10
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#24Only time I go in Vegas is when out town friends come in or business clients. I tell them I can save them the hassle as all the hot girls that strip show up at our regular clubs after shift looking to party.Comment -
iceminers26SBR Posting Legend
- 10-13-08
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#25I use to basically live at them, haven't been to one in yearsComment -
Cougar BaitSBR Posting Legend
- 10-04-07
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#26I made a vid at a strip club
True story
Still have it somewhere, but too much illegal shit going on in itComment -
jose21_usSBR MVP
- 05-24-10
- 3844
#27
I could just imagine Chili. I use to think Miami strip clubs were good till I went to Puerto Rico. If costa rica is anything like that you guys will be in heaven!!!Comment
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