I Would pay $2000 Right Now To Sleep With A Regular Woman

[jjgold]

Not an escort basically just lady you pass in Kohls or a worker at Kohls where as she wanted to be with me and then I would pay her afterwards just as a nice gesture.

I was sitting in parking lot for 3 hrs looking at all Moms and so beautiful, I had no balls to stand outside and give my card to every one of them

Its that kind of day, I get like this when windy and cool out

[firedawg]

lol.......... turd

[pavyracer]

Well if you pay a woman $2000 to sleep with you she will not be a regular woman.

[jjgold]

Well not before Paver as i stated

If it is after that means she was a regular woman

[William Walters]

How "regular" does she have to be?

[soldier1047]

Funny...

[pavyracer]

Well not before Paver as i stated

If it is after that means she was a regular woman

I think for $2000 you can get a virgin. Maybe start posting ads at local colleges. "Handsome succesful businessman with a small pecker is looking for a young virgin woman to sleep with him for a lump sum of $2000".

[jjgold]

How "regular" does she have to be?

A mom
divorced
college girl
secretary

that type of stuff

[William Walters]

I have a friend out your way. His mother is single. Slight mustache ok?

[firedawg]

slight mustache

[chilidog]

I Would pay $2000 Right Now To Sleep With A Regular Woman

I don't knowingly have experience with sleeping with constipated women. Are they tighter than regular women?

[RealSlimShady]

I have a friend out your way. His mother is single. Slight mustache ok?

Slight mustache probably still ok.
How about minor mental retardation, JJ? Or if she is just slightly crosseyed?

[jjgold]

You guys are missing the point

I do not want money to be the motivation

I want her to like me and my point is when finished I just would be so happy I would give her $2000

I can get sex with a 5 for $35 in Newark

Its not about sex

[bb_skoots]

This thread has a promising future.

[donkdown]

If u would of gave tracer potm he could of hooked u up with his mom she works at Kohls that is her on the Left!!

[tony_come]

Why only 2000?
Don't be cheap JJ
You can take her on a trip for 3 days/2 nights, take her shopping, dine out at nice places...

Total cost should be around 8000 to pound her.

[EaglesPhan36]

5 for $35. The $7 menu? 7 for the brown. 7 for the round. 7 to go down. 7 to pound under the gown. 7 for being an ass clown?

[ezzmoney]

hahahahahhahahhaha! you guys are funny!
you know you got no hope when you wanna pay someone! hahahah

[azimm11]

'regular' in the title just through me off. it's like your not normally interested in them..

[B1GER1C828]

unreal...un fukin real

[GGRIF82]

I KNOW ONE THAT WOULD FOR 25 BUCKS! MISSING TWO TEETH THOUGH

[soldier1047]

Love the humor!

[zam77]

Whenever I am at Kohl's I get horny. Kohl's and Target or Grocery store... usually have some good wholesome hotties. I feel your pain Goldbond. You need to get out of car and give your card lad... let them know you are a loving working man. Try and find one that is with a kid... she may be divorced and looking for love as well. You can give kid a stick of gum to shut it up... it will open door to converstation. GL.

[RubberKettle]

JJ is looking for love or some sort of connection.

[VegasInsider]

Pretty productive work day when you're sitting in a parking lot for 3 hours stalking out women. I think you need a new job

[beerman2619]

JJ should be the on the next bachelor. JJ belongs on TV need to make this happen.

[Dr.Gonzo]

Pretend to be a nice guy and start dating single moms.

They are as desperate as you.

[William Walters]

No offense JJ, but......with your unique appearance.......if you get out of the car and start mulling around outside a Kohl's or Target children will surely begin shouting "STRANGER DANGER!!!!" Stay in the fukking car.

[vyomguy]

jjgold...with your speaking skills, you can get any chick you want...you are a smooth talker you bald fuk....use your talking skills you muther fucker....dont show me your face until you bang a "regular" broad....go now.

[tony_come]

This thread getting me horny

this is crazy!

[opie1988]

If you're really serious about this.....I can speak with my sister.

Would insist on wire transfer beforehand, though.

[vyomguy]

If you're really serious about this.....I can speak with my sister. Would insist on wire transfer beforehand, though.

[stats13]

I always see nice tail at Kohls too. That place is a magnet for talent.

PS. like my new avatar jj? eye of the tiger baby

[opie1988]

A little joke in reference to all my SBR pals that informed me my "wife looks like she could be my sister" in a photo I recently posted.

No worries, if I had a sister....I wouldn't let JJ near her.

[Grits n' Gravy]

No offense JJ, but......with your unique appearance.......if you get out of the car and start mulling around outside a Kohl's or Target children will surely begin shouting "STRANGER DANGER!!!!" Stay in the fukking car.

That is what I was thinking when I read this. JJ is definitely going to be on Catch A Predator at some point in the very near future.