I Would pay $2000 Right Now To Sleep With A Regular Woman

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  • BlazeMoney
    Restricted User
    • 05-25-11
    • 108

    #36
    Originally posted by opie1988
    A little joke in reference to all my SBR pals that informed me my "wife looks like she could be my sister" in a photo I recently posted.

    No worries, if I had a sister....I wouldn't let JJ near her.
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    • gohabsgo
      SBR MVP
      • 03-19-10
      • 1903

      #37
      You should start dating on the internet JJ. If your standards are not too high, you'll get laid for free
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      • JohnGalt2341
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-31-09
        • 9125

        #38
        Originally posted by chilidog
        I don't knowingly have experience with sleeping with constipated women. Are they tighter than regular women?
        Clever... very clever.
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        • JohnGalt2341
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-31-09
          • 9125

          #39
          If you send me the 2K up front I might be able to hook you up with this woman:
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          • BIGDAY
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 02-17-10
            • 48247

            #40
            This is funny stuff JJ!!
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            • flyingillini
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-06-06
              • 41222

              #41
              The ladies love JJ, trust me on that one. JJ, stick to hookers, can you imagine being with a regular girl? Being in a relationship or even having a "regular" girl interested in you is the last thing you want. Just do your own thing and pay when you want it.
              המוסד‎
              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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              • Crayzee
                SBR MVP
                • 10-27-06
                • 4942

                #42
                you should stake out a dunkin donuts
                tons a hot chicks go for coffee
                7-11's and quikchecks are good too
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                • wiseguy14
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 04-09-11
                  • 102

                  #43
                  lol funny stuff...thanks for the laugh.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388208

                    #44
                    Thanks Men

                    Online dating is impossible because once you post a picture its all over

                    I tried using Teddy Nugent photo shopped and still did not work
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                    • Rod1010
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-01-10
                      • 6208

                      #45
                      I went 3 weeks without sex and I was depressed and angry all the time .. I know how u feel. Well kinda..
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388208

                        #46
                        Originally posted by Rod1010
                        I went 3 weeks without sex and I was depressed and angry all the time .. I know how u feel. Well kinda..
                        14 years without a real date Son

                        Sporadic sex with escorts only
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                        • Rod1010
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-01-10
                          • 6208

                          #47
                          14 years ??? Theres always a girl out there .. Damn 14 years.. Thats impressive.
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                          • Wrigley
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-28-07
                            • 7268

                            #48
                            JJ go to backpage and select your state then go to escorts and you can find a lay for under 2000

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                            • BIGDAY
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 02-17-10
                              • 48247

                              #49
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              Thanks Men

                              Online dating is impossible because once you post a picture its all over

                              I tried using Teddy Nugent photo shopped and still did not work
                              C'mon JJ! you need to get out bro
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                              • Going4Broke
                                Restricted User
                                • 09-30-10
                                • 294

                                #50
                                Originally posted by vyomguy
                                jjgold...with your speaking skills, you can get any chick you want...you are a smooth talker you bald fuk....use your talking skills you muther fucker....dont show me your face until you bang a "regular" broad....go now.
                                You and william have the 2 best posts in this thread.
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                                • ttwarrior1
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 06-23-09
                                  • 28479

                                  #51
                                  JJ i have a deal for you. If i find you a cool woman will u pay me 600 bucks
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                                  • goldstein077
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 04-11-11
                                    • 109

                                    #52
                                    what about plus sized women??
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                                    • JohnGalt2341
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 12-31-09
                                      • 9125

                                      #53
                                      Does Marisa Tomei know about you JJ? It's a known fact that she likes "funny, quirky, bald men". I think you might be her soul mate.
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                                      • gauchojake
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 09-17-10
                                        • 34131

                                        #54
                                        Toys R Us on a weekday is milf central. Just mill around looking for damsels in distress
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                                        • Dad
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-26-08
                                          • 23245

                                          #55
                                          How about this Kohls employee, Gold? I think she might be fun.

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                                          • RealSlimShady
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 12-24-07
                                            • 6249

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            Thanks Men

                                            Online dating is impossible because once you post a picture its all over

                                            I tried using Teddy Nugent photo shopped and still did not work


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                                            • Bluehorseshoe
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 07-13-06
                                              • 15057

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Dad
                                              How about this Kohls employee, Gold? I think she might be fun.

                                              Someone with that body works at Kohl's?? She could make more money doing a 100 of other things.
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388208

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                JJ i have a deal for you. If i find you a cool woman will u pay me 600 bucks
                                                I am listening
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                                                • MEATHEAD
                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                  • 08-16-10
                                                  • 309

                                                  #59
                                                  Try Target JJ, my buddy was balls deep 4 hrs after meeting a chick their.
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                                                  • compaqDikk
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 10-08-05
                                                    • 5699

                                                    #60
                                                    courtesy bump for triple shift JJgold poster
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                                                    • wtf
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-22-08
                                                      • 12983

                                                      #61
                                                      good bump compactor

                                                      wonder what jj's card would say?

                                                      mike corbin
                                                      needle dicked trust fund baby
                                                      sexually ambiguous inc.
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                                                      • sweethook
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-21-07
                                                        • 12667

                                                        #62
                                                        if you get some reg. stuff youl like it , may mess up what you got going on now , stay true man
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                                                        • Roadtrip635
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 12-07-10
                                                          • 6129

                                                          #63
                                                          Hang around the produce section of the supermarket holding a head of lettuce and a cucumber and when you see a hot MILF, ask her if she'll "toss your salad". You'll get slapped/maced 999 times out of a 1000, but that 1 out of a 1000 will be well worth it.
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                                                          • polskboy
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-29-10
                                                            • 1688

                                                            #64
                                                            jj why i a world you keep coming up with this bs threads?
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388208

                                                              #65
                                                              Not today

                                                              Feeling better, no need for a woman

                                                              It comes and goes
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                                                              • pavyracer
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 04-12-07
                                                                • 82666

                                                                #66
                                                                JJ I have a woman interested to sleep with you for $2000 plus you pay for dinner and hotel. Let me know.
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