I Would pay $2000 Right Now To Sleep With A Regular Woman

[BlazeMoney]

A little joke in reference to all my SBR pals that informed me my "wife looks like she could be my sister" in a photo I recently posted.

No worries, if I had a sister....I wouldn't let JJ near her.

[gohabsgo]

You should start dating on the internet JJ. If your standards are not too high, you'll get laid for free

[JohnGalt2341]

I don't knowingly have experience with sleeping with constipated women. Are they tighter than regular women?

Clever... very clever.

[JohnGalt2341]

If you send me the 2K up front I might be able to hook you up with this woman:

[BIGDAY]

This is funny stuff JJ!!

[flyingillini]

The ladies love JJ, trust me on that one. JJ, stick to hookers, can you imagine being with a regular girl? Being in a relationship or even having a "regular" girl interested in you is the last thing you want. Just do your own thing and pay when you want it.

[Crayzee]

you should stake out a dunkin donuts
tons a hot chicks go for coffee
7-11's and quikchecks are good too

[wiseguy14]

lol funny stuff...thanks for the laugh.

[jjgold]

Thanks Men

Online dating is impossible because once you post a picture its all over

I tried using Teddy Nugent photo shopped and still did not work

[Rod1010]

I went 3 weeks without sex and I was depressed and angry all the time .. I know how u feel. Well kinda..

[jjgold]

I went 3 weeks without sex and I was depressed and angry all the time .. I know how u feel. Well kinda..

14 years without a real date Son

Sporadic sex with escorts only

[Rod1010]

14 years ??? Theres always a girl out there .. Damn 14 years.. Thats impressive.

[Wrigley]

JJ go to backpage and select your state then go to escorts and you can find a lay for under 2000

http://www.backpage.com/

[BIGDAY]

Thanks Men

Online dating is impossible because once you post a picture its all over

I tried using Teddy Nugent photo shopped and still did not work

C'mon JJ! you need to get out bro

[Going4Broke]

jjgold...with your speaking skills, you can get any chick you want...you are a smooth talker you bald fuk....use your talking skills you muther fucker....dont show me your face until you bang a "regular" broad....go now.

You and william have the 2 best posts in this thread.

[ttwarrior1]

JJ i have a deal for you. If i find you a cool woman will u pay me 600 bucks

[goldstein077]

what about plus sized women??

[JohnGalt2341]

Does Marisa Tomei know about you JJ? It's a known fact that she likes "funny, quirky, bald men". I think you might be her soul mate.

[gauchojake]

Toys R Us on a weekday is milf central. Just mill around looking for damsels in distress

[Dad]

How about this Kohls employee, Gold? I think she might be fun.

[RealSlimShady]

Thanks Men

Online dating is impossible because once you post a picture its all over

I tried using Teddy Nugent photo shopped and still did not work

[Bluehorseshoe]

How about this Kohls employee, Gold? I think she might be fun.

Someone with that body works at Kohl's?? She could make more money doing a 100 of other things.

[jjgold]

JJ i have a deal for you. If i find you a cool woman will u pay me 600 bucks

I am listening

[MEATHEAD]

Try Target JJ, my buddy was balls deep 4 hrs after meeting a chick their.

[compaqDikk]

courtesy bump for triple shift JJgold poster

[wtf]

good bump compactor

wonder what jj's card would say?

mike corbin
needle dicked trust fund baby
sexually ambiguous inc.

[sweethook]

if you get some reg. stuff youl like it , may mess up what you got going on now , stay true man

[Roadtrip635]

Hang around the produce section of the supermarket holding a head of lettuce and a cucumber and when you see a hot MILF, ask her if she'll "toss your salad". You'll get slapped/maced 999 times out of a 1000, but that 1 out of a 1000 will be well worth it.

[polskboy]

jj why i a world you keep coming up with this bs threads?

[jjgold]

Not today

Feeling better, no need for a woman

It comes and goes

[pavyracer]

JJ I have a woman interested to sleep with you for $2000 plus you pay for dinner and hotel. Let me know.