Grandma dropped dead (fell down stairs)

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  • MJFtheGenius
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 05-31-07
    • 7257

    #1
    Grandma dropped dead (fell down stairs)
    I first asked her if she would give me the 10k

    She refuesed saying I have to take responsibilty for my own actions

    Then I remembered that when grandma drops dead I get 10k in her will

    One thing comes to another and I accidently bump into her and she falls over the railing of stairs

    about a 25 ft drop

    I talked to the lawyers and I should have the money by next Friday
  • HedgeHog
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-11-07
    • 10128

    #2
    You may get $20k for an accident if there's a double indemnity clause in her insurance. So if she fell down the stairs, stepped in front of a truck, or perhaps grandma got run-over by a reindeer--all worth double!
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    • The Seer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-29-07
      • 10641

      #3
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      • MJFtheGenius
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 05-31-07
        • 7257

        #4
        seer

        Your contract is up

        better luck in tryouts next year

        Hit the road jack

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        • The Seer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-29-07
          • 10641

          #5
          Originally posted by MJFtheGenius
          seer

          Your contract is up

          better luck in tryouts next year

          Hit the road jack
          If it is for forum jackass, you definitely have me beat. I thought you were supposed to disappear for the 10th time. I forgot, you are like the boy that cried wolf.
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          • swede96
            SBR MVP
            • 12-05-07
            • 3875

            #6
            MJF, it's official. You have the least class of any poster here. That's quite an accomplishment!
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            • MJFtheGenius
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 05-31-07
              • 7257

              #7
              Thank you swede

              it is a honor

              I'd like to thank all my fans
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              • luciano
                SBR Sharp
                • 11-02-07
                • 417

                #8
                Originally posted by MJFtheGenius
                Thank you swede

                it is a honor

                I'd like to thank all my fans
                Dont forget to thank Jesus Christ also.
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                • Robyn
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-05-08
                  • 9681

                  #9
                  Fans?
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                  • MJFtheGenius
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 05-31-07
                    • 7257

                    #10
                    Robyn alot of posters look up to as a father figure

                    I'm not a role model

                    I'm just like everybodyelse

                    Yea i make lot's of money because I am a famous poster but otherwise

                    I am just like everyone else
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                    • BadNina
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-07
                      • 10491

                      #11
                      Since you posted that you bumped her down the stairs, and I did a screen capture and forwarded it the Philly DA's Office, I wouldn't be looking for any money from Grandma's death. By bumping her, you just forfeited all rights to any inheritance.

                      Sorry. Please play again sometime.
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                      • MJFtheGenius
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 05-31-07
                        • 7257

                        #12
                        Nina I am in a hole

                        Please explain to the DA you were joking

                        I need this money

                        grandma had alzheimer's

                        She has been on her death bed for years now
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                        • BadNina
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-27-07
                          • 10491

                          #13
                          Ah...no can do, there Genuis. It would be detrimental to my job. However, we can offer you discounted defense rate of say a retainer of $7,500.00 billed out at $500.00 an hour.
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                          • MJFtheGenius
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 05-31-07
                            • 7257

                            #14
                            Nina

                            I got my eye on you now

                            I will be watching
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                            • BadNina
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-27-07
                              • 10491

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MJFtheGenius
                              Nina

                              I got my eye on you now

                              I will be watching
                              You keep your one eyed snake away from me.
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                              • HedgeHog
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-11-07
                                • 10128

                                #16
                                Your attempt to be a young JJ is pathetic,but then again--so is he. I guess you've made it. Congrats, Grandma would've been proud.
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                                • Shark79
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-19-07
                                  • 11211

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MJFtheGenius
                                  I first asked her if she would give me the 10k

                                  She refuesed saying I have to take responsibilty for my own actions

                                  Then I remembered that when grandma drops dead I get 10k in her will

                                  One thing comes to another and I accidently bump into her and she falls over the railing of stairs

                                  about a 25 ft drop

                                  I talked to the lawyers and I should have the money by next Friday


                                  What a grandson !!
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                                  • MJFtheGenius
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 05-31-07
                                    • 7257

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by HedgeHog
                                    Your attempt to be a young JJ is pathetic,but then again--so is he. I guess you've made it. Congrats, Grandma would've been proud.
                                    Gold can't hold my jockstrap
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                                    • BadNina
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-27-07
                                      • 10491

                                      #19
                                      Genuis, I called the Philly DA for you.

                                      The good news is I think I can get you a date for the prom. He is a big, burly man.

                                      The bad news is you've got to wear stripes.
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                                      • MJFtheGenius
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 05-31-07
                                        • 7257

                                        #20
                                        That's great Nina

                                        I would love to go to the prom

                                        I hope he is cute
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                                        • BadNina
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-27-07
                                          • 10491

                                          #21
                                          Only the best for you, peanut.
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                                          • MJFtheGenius
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 05-31-07
                                            • 7257

                                            #22
                                            Thank very much Nina

                                            I have not been on a date in 4 years

                                            at my prom, took mom.
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                                            • BadNina
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-27-07
                                              • 10491

                                              #23
                                              And what a handsome woman she is
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                                              • Shark79
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-19-07
                                                • 11211

                                                #24
                                                Ur mom sure has some balls ...
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                                                • MJFtheGenius
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 05-31-07
                                                  • 7257

                                                  #25
                                                  All the other kids were jellous
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                                                  • Panic
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-06-08
                                                    • 10367

                                                    #26
                                                    Gonna have fun with you in prison.
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                                                    • jackpot269
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-24-07
                                                      • 12842

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BadNina
                                                      Ah...no can do, there Genuis. It would be detrimental to my job. However, we can offer you discounted defense rate of say a retainer of $7,500.00 billed out at $500.00 an hour.
                                                      DO you work for a lawyer?
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                                                      • BadNina
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-27-07
                                                        • 10491

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jackpot269
                                                        DO you work for a lawyer?
                                                        That I do, my friend.
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