Grandma dropped dead (fell down stairs)

[MJFtheGenius]

I first asked her if she would give me the 10k

She refuesed saying I have to take responsibilty for my own actions

Then I remembered that when grandma drops dead I get 10k in her will

One thing comes to another and I accidently bump into her and she falls over the railing of stairs

about a 25 ft drop

I talked to the lawyers and I should have the money by next Friday

[HedgeHog]

You may get $20k for an accident if there's a double indemnity clause in her insurance. So if she fell down the stairs, stepped in front of a truck, or perhaps grandma got run-over by a reindeer--all worth double!

[The Seer]

[MJFtheGenius]

seer

Your contract is up

better luck in tryouts next year

Hit the road jack

[The Seer]

seer

Your contract is up

better luck in tryouts next year

Hit the road jack

If it is for forum jackass, you definitely have me beat. I thought you were supposed to disappear for the 10th time. I forgot, you are like the boy that cried wolf.

[swede96]

MJF, it's official. You have the least class of any poster here. That's quite an accomplishment!

[MJFtheGenius]

Thank you swede

it is a honor

I'd like to thank all my fans

[luciano]

Thank you swede

it is a honor

I'd like to thank all my fans

Dont forget to thank Jesus Christ also.

[Robyn]

Fans?

[MJFtheGenius]

Robyn alot of posters look up to as a father figure

I'm not a role model

I'm just like everybodyelse

Yea i make lot's of money because I am a famous poster but otherwise

I am just like everyone else

[BadNina]

Since you posted that you bumped her down the stairs, and I did a screen capture and forwarded it the Philly DA's Office, I wouldn't be looking for any money from Grandma's death. By bumping her, you just forfeited all rights to any inheritance.

Sorry. Please play again sometime.

[MJFtheGenius]

Nina I am in a hole

Please explain to the DA you were joking

I need this money

grandma had alzheimer's

She has been on her death bed for years now

[BadNina]

Ah...no can do, there Genuis. It would be detrimental to my job. However, we can offer you discounted defense rate of say a retainer of $7,500.00 billed out at $500.00 an hour.

[MJFtheGenius]

Nina

I got my eye on you now

I will be watching

[BadNina]

Nina

I got my eye on you now

I will be watching

You keep your one eyed snake away from me.

[HedgeHog]

Your attempt to be a young JJ is pathetic,but then again--so is he. I guess you've made it. Congrats, Grandma would've been proud.

[Shark79]

I first asked her if she would give me the 10k

She refuesed saying I have to take responsibilty for my own actions

Then I remembered that when grandma drops dead I get 10k in her will

One thing comes to another and I accidently bump into her and she falls over the railing of stairs

about a 25 ft drop

I talked to the lawyers and I should have the money by next Friday

What a grandson !!

[MJFtheGenius]

Your attempt to be a young JJ is pathetic,but then again--so is he. I guess you've made it. Congrats, Grandma would've been proud.

Gold can't hold my jockstrap

[BadNina]

Genuis, I called the Philly DA for you.

The good news is I think I can get you a date for the prom. He is a big, burly man.

The bad news is you've got to wear stripes.

[MJFtheGenius]

That's great Nina

I would love to go to the prom

I hope he is cute

[BadNina]

Only the best for you, peanut.

[MJFtheGenius]

Thank very much Nina

I have not been on a date in 4 years

at my prom, took mom.

[BadNina]

And what a handsome woman she is

[Shark79]

Ur mom sure has some balls ...

[MJFtheGenius]

All the other kids were jellous

[Panic]

Gonna have fun with you in prison.

[jackpot269]

Ah...no can do, there Genuis. It would be detrimental to my job. However, we can offer you discounted defense rate of say a retainer of $7,500.00 billed out at $500.00 an hour.

DO you work for a lawyer?

[BadNina]

DO you work for a lawyer?

That I do, my friend.