Here's a composite of how a big eastern state capper snob treats SBR minnows.

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Here's a composite of how a big eastern state capper snob treats SBR minnows.
    I have noticed this time after time here on SBR where the novice low rolling minnows that are out to get an edge by chasing bonuses from lower rated books get put down by the higher roller snob handicappers from the east.

    Usually the minnow is from Nebraska,South Dakota or Idaho and makes $8 an hour at a tannery or grist mill,lives in a 3rd hand doublewide and his big thing to look forward to on a weekend off is eating at Old Country Buffet,buying a cheap case of beer and placing $30 worth of $5 a piece 4 team correlated parlay bets.The guy looks for 100% bonuses with low roll overs and makes a $50 deposit at most where he gets $100.

    Through free bets and bonus hunting,the guy makes a few grand at most and that was before the gambling ban law took place where there were more sportsbooks around.He played casino freebies,online bingo freebies,online poker freebies and went after bank signup bonuses and probably concocted a few complaint letters to companies saying he found dead flies in his bag of Ore Ida frozen curly fries hoping to get $20 worth of free fries.

    Through it all,the guy risks no real money of his own and only stands to gain from all this nickel and dime chisseling.It pays for his beer and buffets all year and a trip to Vegas.

    So the guy talks about his nickel and diming chisseling on SBR looking for other nickel and dimes chisselers to trade advice and tips where to find freebies and near freebies.

    So the big obnoxious east coast cappers with nicknames like Big Guido Soprano and Johnny the big man Gaddy ridicule the hick minnows by slamming their chisseling practices by saying,,,get a $70 an hour union sanitation department job so you can be a man and make a real bet where you don't need a bonus.Then when you win a bet you don't have to drink that crappy $7.50 a case off brand beer and go to those hideous all you can eat buffets.You can drink real beer like Sam Adams and you can eat at Ruths Crist steak house.Or you can attend a real game at Yankee stadium or Fenway Park and drink $8 cups of beer instead of watching the game on tv.

    When the big eastern snob capper loses big,he goes to his grandma to get a grant or to his wife's parents to get a grant or loan.The hick minnow's family has nothing to loan,grant or will so that's why the minnow doesn't go out on a limb betting money he doesn't have.

    Then the big obnoxious east coast capper always says how he's so tough and dead lifts 600 pounds and got in 3 bar fights last weekend and beat up 14 people.In the next post he says he's voting for Hillary because she will provide social service safety nets in case he needs his pinky finger infection taken care of.

    Then when it comes to Vegas the big east coast obnoxious capper complains if the trip is comped and it includes free flight on coach and free rooms at The Sahara.They want 1st class and won't stoop below staying at a resort less than New York,New York.The hick is happy to get a free stand by flight and a room at the Gold Spike.

    Man there is a culture clash in this country and it shows up alot on SBR and it's funny to witness it.
  • Bullajami
    SBR Sharp
    • 12-23-05
    • 472

    #2
    I've not witnessed this culture clash here at SBR, but I found your post quite entertaining. Nice bit of writing.

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    • capitalist pig
      SBR MVP
      • 01-25-07
      • 4998

      #3
      I really like your write up, but where do us Floridians fit in? just curious, a Gulf Coast Floridian.

      later
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      • bettilimbroke999
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-04-08
        • 13254

        #4
        Dude I am not big time east coast capper but when fukin morons get on here wanting to know if SBG or Bet Royal will give them a bonus for the 50 dollar deposit you know exactly what's going to happen next. This dumb motherfuker is gonna due a google search for some fukin Somalian sportsbook that offers 300% signup bonus and when he wants to cash out the 500 he turned his 50 dollars into and they don't respond to his emails hes gonna get on SBR and say help me! I should've researched BetSomalia before depositing my 50 dollars can you send an army over there that can get my 500 dollars for me. THE FREE RIDE BONUSES ARE OVERRRRRR, BELIEVE ME I KNOW I USED TO GET MORE THAN MY SHARE OF SPORTSBOOK.COM RELOAD BONUSES AND ENJOYED IT WHILE IT LASTED, BUT AFTER THE ONLINE GAMBLING BAN THE DAYS OF MAKING A PROFIT B/C YOU FOUND THE SITE THAT OFFERS THE BIGGEST SIGNUP/RELOAD BONUSES ARE OVER. These morons need to wakeup and realize that. The only way you are going to make money nowadays is to actually win at sports betting, that's not b/c we hate the 5 dollar betting bonus whores it's b/c there are so few reputable sites left they have no reason to fight for your business when they are going to have to pay moneygram deposit fees/payout fees, fedex fees, in the old days they paid out via Neteller and got paid via eCheck, cheap simple and highly competitive. They didn't give out those bonuses to help you win they gave them out so you wouldn't visit one of their 100 other competitors that were just as reputable. Prior to making it illegal I never worried about getting stiffed by sportsbook.com and I deposited 1000's in that site and it's copies (aces.com, sportingbetusa.com, superbook.com, etc. hell we all did and loaded up on bonuses) but times change and now that would be a terrible idea and would just multiply the number of books that would be stiffing you to use the Jazette sports group bonuses. MORAL OF THE STORY IS THE REPUTABLE SPORTSBOOKS NOWADAYS HAVE SHIT BONUSES! GET USED TO IT AND EITHER LEARN TO WIN AT SPORTS BETTING OR FUKIN SPEND YOUR 30 DOLLAR PARLAY MONEY ON SAM ADAMS AND QUIT DRINKIN THAT SWILL! FUKIN TALKIN BOUT BONUSES HELL YOU CAN'T EVEN GET PAID OUT FROM BOOKMAKER FOR LESS THAN A 50 DOLLAR CHARGE IF YOU WANT YOUR MONEY THIS YEAR SO HOW THE FUK IS A 20% FREEPLAY ON A 100 DOLLAR DEPOSIT GONNA TURN YOU INTO A WINNER?
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        • HAPPY BOY
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-10-05
          • 7109

          #5
          Ruths Crist steak house......mmmmm mmmm good! I guess Im an East coast capper.
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          • bettilimbroke999
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-04-08
            • 13254

            #6
            Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
            Ruths Crist steak house......mmmmm mmmm good! I guess Im an East coast capper.
            I agree that line about Ruth's Chris did make me go to Backyard Burgers and get a 2/3 lb cheeseburger combo (poor man's steak dinner)
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            • Ira Wilton
              SBR Sharp
              • 01-03-06
              • 351

              #7
              Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
              This dumb motherfuker is gonna do a google search for some fukin Somalian sportsbook that offers 300% signup bonus and when he wants to cash out the 500 he turned his 50 dollars into and they don't respond to his emails hes gonna get on SBR and say help me! I should've researched BetSomalia before depositing my 50 dollars can you send an army over there that can get my 500 dollars for me.
              I have never had any w/d problems with BetSomalia, though I hate having to deposit in Somaliland shilling, and w/d by cheque takes about 6 months.
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              • Sportsgirl
                SBR MVP
                • 09-10-06
                • 4493

                #8
                Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                Ruths Crist steak house......mmmmm mmmm good! I guess Im an East coast capper.

                I love that restaurant.
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                • buztah
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 03-23-07
                  • 7470

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrentCrude
                  I have noticed this time after time here on SBR where the novice low rolling minnows that are out to get an edge by chasing bonuses from lower rated books get put down by the higher roller snob handicappers from the east.

                  Usually the minnow is from Nebraska,South Dakota or Idaho and makes $8 an hour at a tannery or grist mill,lives in a 3rd hand doublewide and his big thing to look forward to on a weekend off is eating at Old Country Buffet,buying a cheap case of beer and placing $30 worth of $5 a piece 4 team correlated parlay bets.The guy looks for 100% bonuses with low roll overs and makes a $50 deposit at most where he gets $100.

                  Through free bets and bonus hunting,the guy makes a few grand at most and that was before the gambling ban law took place where there were more sportsbooks around.He played casino freebies,online bingo freebies,online poker freebies and went after bank signup bonuses and probably concocted a few complaint letters to companies saying he found dead flies in his bag of Ore Ida frozen curly fries hoping to get $20 worth of free fries.

                  Through it all,the guy risks no real money of his own and only stands to gain from all this nickel and dime chisseling.It pays for his beer and buffets all year and a trip to Vegas.

                  So the guy talks about his nickel and diming chisseling on SBR looking for other nickel and dimes chisselers to trade advice and tips where to find freebies and near freebies.

                  So the big obnoxious east coast cappers with nicknames like Big Guido Soprano and Johnny the big man Gaddy ridicule the hick minnows by slamming their chisseling practices by saying,,,get a $70 an hour union sanitation department job so you can be a man and make a real bet where you don't need a bonus.Then when you win a bet you don't have to drink that crappy $7.50 a case off brand beer and go to those hideous all you can eat buffets.You can drink real beer like Sam Adams and you can eat at Ruths Crist steak house.Or you can attend a real game at Yankee stadium or Fenway Park and drink $8 cups of beer instead of watching the game on tv.

                  When the big eastern snob capper loses big,he goes to his grandma to get a grant or to his wife's parents to get a grant or loan.The hick minnow's family has nothing to loan,grant or will so that's why the minnow doesn't go out on a limb betting money he doesn't have.

                  Then the big obnoxious east coast capper always says how he's so tough and dead lifts 600 pounds and got in 3 bar fights last weekend and beat up 14 people.In the next post he says he's voting for Hillary because she will provide social service safety nets in case he needs his pinky finger infection taken care of.

                  Then when it comes to Vegas the big east coast obnoxious capper complains if the trip is comped and it includes free flight on coach and free rooms at The Sahara.They want 1st class and won't stoop below staying at a resort less than New York,New York.The hick is happy to get a free stand by flight and a room at the Gold Spike.

                  Man there is a culture clash in this country and it shows up alot on SBR and it's funny to witness it.

                  Well articulated, entertaining and accurate post.

                  I would just add that there is a middle ground of Euro trash here as well. They like to bet big on soccer and pretend to have a clue when it comes to world events. We know they too are barreled in phucks, pompous yes, but still barrelled right the phuck in.
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                  • bettilimbroke999
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-04-08
                    • 13254

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ira Wilton
                    I have never had any w/d problems with BetSomalia, though I hate having to deposit in Somaliland shilling, and w/d by cheque takes about 6 months.
                    Actually I was just trying to make a point, you're right BetSomalia is a solid book!
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