SSK's NBA Thread

**KingRichard** · 01-28-11, 02:26 AM

might need to consult his math equations team to sort that up then

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by Hanlidin

all your round robins, teasers, parlays, and ML's have not reflected your overall units lost..

Yes they have

If we are talking just ATS, I am positive units. So how do you think I went from positive to negative genius.

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 02:31 AM

Guys I would post my LOCK play for tomorrow right now, but my Money Management Team is still discussing how many units to put on it. Normally my LOCKs are a 10 unit play, but with the recession these past 2 days, they are contemplating to put more to end this recession. After all, LOCKs hit 80% long-term.

**Hanlidin** · 01-28-11, 02:34 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Yes they have

If we are talking just ATS, I am positive units. So how do you think I went from positive to negative genius.

nope they haven't... get your math team to add up ALL those loses again....

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 02:34 AM

Originally posted by Hanlidin

nope they haven't... get your math team to add up ALL those loses again....

I don't have nor need a math team to add numbers. What did I miss?

**Full Time Hobo** · 01-28-11, 02:37 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Guys I would post my LOCK play for tomorrow right now, but my Money Management Team is still discussing how many units to put on it. Normally my LOCKs are a 10 unit play, but with the recession these past 2 days, they are contemplating to put more to end this recession. After all, LOCKs hit 80% long-term.

Fire your lock team.
It looks like they are starting to chase.

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 02:37 AM

Also to end this recession, my pick management team is suggesting a more strict approach of playing just ATS and Teasers, my 2 biggest strengths. Both so far this year, even with the recession hitting, have resulted in profits. They always have and always will. So to help fight this recession, my pick management team is suggesting a more rigid approach to stick with my biggest guns: ATS and Teasers.

Don't worry guys, we will get through this recession. Hopefully by tomorrow. Otherwise it will turn into a depression.

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 02:38 AM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

Fire your lock team.
It looks like they are starting to chase.

My LOCK team so far this year is 1-0
My Chase Team so far this year is 1-0

What do you mean by your last post? I have a LOCK tomorrow, approved by the LOCK team, like any other time.

**Full Time Hobo** · 01-28-11, 02:42 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

My LOCK team so far this year is 1-0
My Chase Team so far this year is 1-0

What do you mean by your last post? I have a LOCK tomorrow, approved by the LOCK team, like any other time.

Originally posted by ssk13809

Guys I would post my LOCK play for tomorrow right now, but my Money Management Team is still discussing how many units to put on it. Normally my LOCKs are a 10 unit play, but with the recession these past 2 days, they are contemplating to put more to end this recession. After all, LOCKs hit 80% long-term.

Contemplating chasing

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 02:44 AM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

Contemplating chasing

My LOCK team just gives me a 80% lock play. That's all. My Money Management team is complementing putting more on the lock than usual to end the recession.

What part of that suggests my Lock team is chasing?

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 02:45 AM

Btw guys, my Analyst are projecting a record day for tomorrow as they are hearing some of the plays that are under discussion. Get ready for a huge day.

And based on this, my MM will also put a lot of units on the line.

If you want to tail me EVER, tail me tomorrow. Put your entire bankroll on it. It will be huge.

**Full Time Hobo** · 01-28-11, 02:50 AM

Man i may be drunk but its very hard to beleieve that you dont understande your getting so much shit from the forum cuz of your "teams".

Just post your plays and maybe people will take you a little more seriously... non of that party and talking to the player bs

.you just love attentin

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

Man i may be drunk but its very hard to beleieve that you dont understande your getting so much shit from the forum cuz of your "teams".

Just post your plays and maybe people will take you a little more seriously... non of that party and talking to the player bs

.you just love attentin

Yeah I had a feeling you were drunk.Now it's confirmed. Go to sleep.

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 03:07 AM

Early play for tomorrow

From my Teaser Team. Genius play imo.

3 Team Teaser
Jazz -0.5
Thunder -2.5
Heat -2.5
Risk 12 to Win 10

Jazz at home against T-Wolves (2-21 on the road)
Thunder at home against Wizards (0-21 on the road)
Heat at home against Pistons (enough said).

Cash it in

**BigSpoon** · 01-28-11, 03:24 AM

2 bad days and already chasing, you must be new to all this. BOL the rest of the way.

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 03:42 AM

How am I chasing?

1st of all I'm about where I started, so it's not like I'm down big or something. 2nd of all, I just am projected to do good tomorrow so I am putting more on it. How is that chasing? It's called betting big on big things. The plays just are that good and warrant big plays on them.

Lastly, got to get out of the recession. And the sooner the better.

**csatarid** · 01-28-11, 03:44 AM

Good luck guys im new member

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 05:07 AM

Btw, if there are some out there that want a guaranteed 15% return by the end of the season....Just do this

The odds last time I checked of the Lakers winning the conference was +130. The Spurs was also +130.

Let's be honest, ONE of those teams will win the West no matter what. That's a guarantee.

Put money on Lakers +130
Put just as much on the Spurs +130

And if one of those teams win the conference, you get a 15% return on your investment. You can also adjust this rate by maybe putting more on the Lakers or Spurs, so you can get a 20% if Lakers win and 10% if Spurs win or something.

For those who just want to make guaranteed money and live in peace, just put your entire bankroll on this and enjoy the rest of the NBA season.

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 07:23 AM

Posting my LOCK

76ers -2.5
Risk 18 to Win 15

Easy cover. Will be flying to Philadelphia today. But not talking to anyone because I don't really know any of the players that well. Just watching the game. If you see a guy wearing a 76ers jersey it's probably me. That's my proof I went to the game and I don't make this sh*t up.

**Doc JS** · 01-28-11, 07:48 AM

Absolutely the most entertaining thread on SBR right now...not even JJ can make up sh*t like this!!!

Doc

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by Doc JS

Absolutely the most entertaining thread on SBR right now...not even JJ can make up sh*t like this!!!

Doc

No one can. Because it's not made up.

If I wasn't wanted by the CIA and FBI I would post some pictures of myself and so on to prove all of this (though me showing up to Philly in a 76ers jersey should be enough proof). But that's the main reason I don't. So next time anyone asks me to post a picture or name or where I'm from or anything private, realize that is the reason I can't. I win so much that I'm wanted by the CIA and FBI. Imagine that.

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 08:06 AM

And yes as you can notice by the time segments of my posts, I haven't been able to sleep because of the losses today (or is it now yesterday?). These are not little money losses and they are very rare, thus I have been unable to sleep.

I will not sleep till I win tomorrow (or is it now today?).

**Doc JS** · 01-28-11, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

I win so much that I'm wanted by the CIA and FBI. Imagine that.

Yeah...imagine that!

**wquine** · 01-28-11, 08:24 AM

ssk, please keep your points at 69, just makes everything all the more sweet.

**turkstock** · 01-28-11, 08:42 AM

good luck on the Lock today

**Grits n' Gravy** · 01-28-11, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Early play for tomorrow

From my Teaser Team. Genius play imo.

3 Team Teaser
Jazz -0.5
Thunder -2.5
Heat -2.5
Risk 12 to Win 10

Jazz at home against T-Wolves (2-21 on the road)
Thunder at home against Wizards (0-21 on the road)
Heat at home against Pistons (enough said).

Cash it in

i'm not a teaser player, but i was under the impression basketball teasers were 4 points and standard vig was -120. where can i play a 3 team 8 point teaser for -120? hope it cashes for you today.

**ouman101** · 01-28-11, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

No one can. Because it's not made up. If I wasn't wanted by the CIA and FBI I would post some pictures of myself and so on to prove all of this (though me showing up to Philly in a 76ers jersey should be enough proof). But that's the main reason I don't. So next time anyone asks me to post a picture or name or where I'm from or anything private, realize that is the reason I can't. I win so much that I'm wanted by the CIA and FBI. Imagine that.

Holy shit dude, where do you come up with this stuff? Wanted by the FBI and CIA?

(Really laying low...) Showing up to the 76er's game with a jersey on...I'm sure you'll be the only one there with a sixers jersey on. It should be easy to spot you.

GL, with your plays. Thats really all I'm interested in. The rest is just icing on the cake.

**ouman101** · 01-28-11, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

i'm not a teaser player, but i was under the impression basketball teasers were 4 points and standard vig was -120. where can i play a 3 team 8 point teaser for -120? hope it cashes for you today.

Actually, a lot of books do 'sweetheart' teasers which give you 8 points on a 3 team basketball teaser for -110. So he's actually paying a little more juice then some places.

If it was just a 4 point, 3 team teaser it pays +180

**FourLengthsClear** · 01-28-11, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by ouman101

Actually, a lot of books do 'sweetheart' teasers which give you 8 points on a 3 team basketball teaser for -110. So he's actually paying a little more juice then some places.

If it was just a 4 point, 3 team teaser it pays +180

Fair value is around +108.
I don't expect that the teaser team worry too much about the math though!

**Grits n' Gravy** · 01-28-11, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by ouman101

Actually, a lot of books do 'sweetheart' teasers which give you 8 points on a 3 team basketball teaser for -110. So he's actually paying a little more juice then some places.

If it was just a 4 point, 3 team teaser it pays +180

thanks for the info. never got into hoops teasers.

**rfr3sh** · 01-28-11, 10:08 AM

Guys I will be at the raptors game tonight...want proof...I will be in a raptors jersey

**LChruscial85** · 01-28-11, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by rfr3sh

Guys I will be at the raptors game tonight...want proof...I will be in a raptors jersey

lol maybe you'll see me there, we'll be the only 2 there wearin jerseys.....lol by far this is the best thread

**GoCougs!** · 01-28-11, 11:12 AM

Still enjjoying the thread. Not too worried about a couple crappy days. The seriousness of this thread is equal to the quility of Wade's FT's yesterday.

**thadchr** · 01-28-11, 11:20 AM

Overall record? Does someone have a breakdown perhaps... by type of bet, etc.?

If not, can anyone confirm that -1.7 units overall is correct?

**ssk13809** · 01-28-11, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

i'm not a teaser player, but i was under the impression basketball teasers were 4 points and standard vig was -120. where can i play a 3 team 8 point teaser for -120? hope it cashes for you today.

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