Ask me anything thread.....

[BeatTheJerk]

How many sex partners ?

[iifold]

Is Kenny Alberts Brock Landers retarded older brother??

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

hahahahahaha

[WvGambler]

This thread = instant classic

[WvGambler]

For free? Fukk NO!!!! Would you suck your Mom's for 5 minutes for $1K?

Good god no.

Would you take it up the @ss for 300,000? No one knows but you and the guy that does it....but you have NO confidence that he's keeping it a secret.

[doublej95]

Good god no.

Would you take it up the @ss for 300,000? No one knows but you and the guy that does it....but you have NO confidence that he's keeping it a secret.

Yes, house would be paid for and have money left over.


Would you do Michelle Obama?

[BeatTheJerk]

Is Kenny Alberts Brock Landers retarded older brother??

[Dad]

Yes, house would be paid for and have money left over.


Would you do Michelle Obama?

Only if I could have a few beers with her first.


Take a job doing something you love for $15/hour? Or take a job you despise for $20/hour?

[tony_come]

Michelle Obama is a freak in the bed room.

The white house is a dirty place

[chilidog]

Something I love for $15/hr.

Would you star in a heterosexual porno if you knew that everybody in your town would know about it and watch it?

[zam77]

no way

Would you rather eat cow liver, chicken gizzards or pigs feet?

[Dad]

no way

Would you rather eat cow liver, chicken gizzards or pigs feet?

I hate liver and have never had pig's feet, but I will just assume that pigs feet are disgusting. I do however make a delicious plate of chicken hearts and gizzards. So I'm going with the gizzards.

How long has it been sinse you got laid?

[The Madcap]

I hate liver and have never had pig's feet, but I will just assume that pigs feet are disgusting. I do however make a delicious plate of chicken hearts and gizzards. So I'm going with the gizzards.

How long has it been sinse you got laid?

47 minutes.

What's the best way to get the smell of sex off you without taking a shower?

[chilidog]

"Spill" some beer or other alcohol on your clothes.

When's the last time you've been to a private room at a stripclub?

[Vaughany]

47 minutes.

What's the best way to get the smell of sex off you without taking a shower?

Have a bath.

How many brains does a leech have?

[chilidog]

Have a bath.

How many brains does a leech have?

A leech is often said to have 32 brains, but what it actually has is technically a single brain with many distinct ganglia.

Have you ever gone snipe hunting?

[The Madcap]

"Spill" some beer or other alcohol on your clothes.

When's the last time you've been to a private room at a stripclub?

63 minutes ago.

Why do strippers all wear the same damn perfume?

[DeeWizzle]

63 minutes ago.

Why do strippers all wear the same damn perfume?

It's state Iaw.

Who's the winner, Auburn or Oregon?

[doublej95]

It's state Iaw.

Who's the winner, Auburn or Oregon?

Oregon, pulling against Cam Newton.


Would you like to see playoffs in college football?

[Dad]

Oregon, pulling against Cam Newton.


Would you like to see playoffs in college football?

Yes, I think that is a good idea.

Who wins: Auburn starters vs. Carolina Panthers 2nd stringers?

[The Madcap]

Auburn. Trust me. I'm a panthers fan.

Bigger future bust: Locker or Mallet?

[Dad]

I'll go with Locker.

How much do you tip when you go out to eat?

[FourLengthsClear]

About 10%, unless the service is exceptional (that is probably low by US standards, but about normal here).

Would you report a family member to the authorities if you knew he had committed murder?

[Vaughany]

Would depend if it was justifiable, and why he, what about she?!

Would you rather spend a night with Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer?

[chilidog]

Would depend if it was justifiable, and why he, what about she?!

Would you rather spend a night with Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer?

Ted - I already know way too many jeffrey's, and I've never met a Ted, heh.

Have you ever shucked a bushel of purple-hull peas?

[sirpicksalot]

No, but i'd shuck Fergie from black eyed peas.

You walk into a Subway and the girl behind the counter has stump arms with a big finger nail attached to one of the stumps. Would you let her spread the mayo onto your Cold Cut Trio with the finger nail?

[goofyre]

No, I don't like Mayo.

Who would you murder if you knew there was no chance of being caught?

[The Madcap]

No, I don't like Mayo.

Who would you murder if you knew there was no chance of being caught?

Rosie O'Donnell, Janet Napolitano, Michael Moore, Mike Tirico, Greivis Vasquez, Hugo Chavez, Gregg Doyle, Skip Bayless, Jann Wimmer, John Clayton, Eric Karabell, Marc-Andre Fleury, Al Franken, Jake Gllyhenhaal, Keith Olberman, Hilary Clinton, Rachel Madow, Martha Burke, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Debra Messing, Jeff Dunham, Billy Packer, Michale Eisner, Demario Atwater, John Edwards (the politician), John Edward (the "psychic"), Kanye West, Kathy Bates, Jim Rome, Donald Sterling, the jong-il family, Vladimir Putin, Bill Mahr, Janeane Garofalo, Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton, Chuck Schumer, Dr. Phil, Nancy Grace, Kyle Busch, Sergio Garcia, Ian Poulter, Barry Bonds, Bin Laden (if I could find him), the kings of Saudi Arabia, Mummar Gaddaffi, Elena Kagan, Beverly Purdue, Zac Braff, Dane Cook, Scoop Jackson, Andrea Kramer/Dorris Burke/Shelley Smith/Holly Rowe/Pam Ward and the jackass that hired them, whoever invented the "Snuggie," the "shamwow" dude, the Keanu Reeve's lookalike State Farm hired as a spokesman, Keanu Reeves, Bono, Carlos Mencia, Barbara Walters, Michael Crook, Mike Patrick, Len Elmore, Dan Snyder, Tommy Hilfiger, Pat Robertson, Robert Mugabe.


Did I miss anybody?

[Dad]

No, I do not think that you missed anybody.

Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?

[DeeWizzle]

Rosie O'Donnell, Janet Napolitano, Michael Moore, Mike Tirico, Greivis Vasquez, Hugo Chavez, Gregg Doyle, Skip Bayless, Jann Wimmer, John Clayton, Eric Karabell, Marc-Andre Fleury, Al Franken, Jake Gllyhenhaal, Keith Olberman, Hilary Clinton, Rachel Madow, Martha Burke, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Debra Messing, Jeff Dunham, Billy Packer, Michale Eisner, Demario Atwater, John Edwards (the politician), John Edward (the "psychic"), Kanye West, Kathy Bates, Jim Rome, Donald Sterling, the jong-il family, Vladimir Putin, Bill Mahr, Janeane Garofalo, Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton, Chuck Schumer, Dr. Phil, Nancy Grace, Kyle Busch, Sergio Garcia, Ian Poulter, Barry Bonds, Bin Laden (if I could find him), the kings of Saudi Arabia, Mummar Gaddaffi, Elena Kagan, Beverly Purdue, Zac Braff, Dane Cook, Scoop Jackson, Andrea Kramer/Dorris Burke/Shelley Smith/Holly Rowe/Pam Ward and the jackass that hired them, whoever invented the "Snuggie," the "shamwow" dude, the Keanu Reeve's lookalike State Farm hired as a spokesman, Keanu Reeves, Bono, Carlos Mencia, Barbara Walters, Michael Crook, Mike Patrick, Len Elmore, Dan Snyder, Tommy Hilfiger, Pat Robertson, Robert Mugabe.


Did I miss anybody?

Yes, The entire cast of Jersey Shore.

How wouId you do it?

[newguy]

Yes, The entire cast of Jersey Shore.

How wouId you do it?

Wooden stake. Burn in fireplace after I was done.

Rather give up sex or gambling for rest of life?

[Optional]

Wooden stake. Burn in fireplace after I was done.

Rather give up sex or gambling for rest of life?

I'd have to flip for it.

Which freeplay? $1 mil on an Even money shot, or 1000 x $1000 parlays at +1000 odds?

[Dad]

Give me the parlays, I know I will hit some of them.

burger king or mcdonalds?

[CanuckG]

Rosie O'Donnell, Janet Napolitano, Michael Moore, Mike Tirico, Greivis Vasquez, Hugo Chavez, Gregg Doyle, Skip Bayless, Jann Wimmer, John Clayton, Eric Karabell, Marc-Andre Fleury, Al Franken, Jake Gllyhenhaal, Keith Olberman, Hilary Clinton, Rachel Madow, Martha Burke, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Debra Messing, Jeff Dunham, Billy Packer, Michale Eisner, Demario Atwater, John Edwards (the politician), John Edward (the "psychic"), Kanye West, Kathy Bates, Jim Rome, Donald Sterling, the jong-il family, Vladimir Putin, Bill Mahr, Janeane Garofalo, Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton, Chuck Schumer, Dr. Phil, Nancy Grace, Kyle Busch, Sergio Garcia, Ian Poulter, Barry Bonds, Bin Laden (if I could find him), the kings of Saudi Arabia, Mummar Gaddaffi, Elena Kagan, Beverly Purdue, Zac Braff, Dane Cook, Scoop Jackson, Andrea Kramer/Dorris Burke/Shelley Smith/Holly Rowe/Pam Ward and the jackass that hired them, whoever invented the "Snuggie," the "shamwow" dude, the Keanu Reeve's lookalike State Farm hired as a spokesman, Keanu Reeves, Bono, Carlos Mencia, Barbara Walters, Michael Crook, Mike Patrick, Len Elmore, Dan Snyder, Tommy Hilfiger, Pat Robertson, Robert Mugabe.


Did I miss anybody?

bolded are chill

[Tree Rollins]

You have two block of clay in cube form and the edges are 10 cm. How many spheres with a radius of 5 cm can you make with that amount of clay?