Ask me anything thread.....

**SamsNCharge99** · 01-07-11, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

yes, 2x of dis. con.

What's your number?? As in how many different people have you been with

**DeeWizzle** · 01-07-11, 04:18 PM

0, JJ's my hero.

Have you ever made a drunk wager at night and not remember untiI money magicaIIy appeared in your account the next day?

**zam77** · 01-07-11, 04:43 PM

no... but I have had money magically disappear.

Do you have sexual thoughts every single time you talk to a hot chic?

**chilidog** · 01-07-11, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by zam77

no... but I have had money magically disappear.

Do you have sexual thoughts every single time you talk to a hot chic?

Yes - it's unavoidable.

Have you ever fukked or gotten head in a movie theater?

**SamsNCharge99** · 01-07-11, 05:00 PM

no

Where is the most exotic place you had sex

**Rod1010** · 01-07-11, 05:03 PM

had sex in movie theatre and almost got caught

how big are u?

**OmgUrMom** · 01-07-11, 05:28 PM

3 inches

did you bleach your girls asshole yet?

**Rod1010** · 01-07-11, 05:34 PM

done ommer ....

How many times has sammy cried this year?

**OmgUrMom** · 01-07-11, 05:38 PM

sammy is a man's man, he only cries after sex

Did you know half of 8 is the color of 4?

**chilidog** · 01-07-11, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by OmgUrMom

sammy is a man's man, he only cries after sex

Did you know half of 8 is the color of 4?

No.

Did you know that the length of your forearm (from elbow to wrist) is the same length as your foot?

**doublej95** · 01-07-11, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

No.

Did you know that the length of your forearm (from elbow to wrist) is the same length as your foot?

No.

Did you pass 4th grade math yet?

**chilidog** · 01-07-11, 05:55 PM

Yes.

Did you actually put your foot up to your forearm to verify the previous statement?

**doublej95** · 01-07-11, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

Yes.

Did you actually put your foot up to your forearm to verify the previous statement?

NO, but I thought about doing it.

How's the weather?

**OmgUrMom** · 01-07-11, 06:02 PM

15 degrees

did you watch jersey shore last night?

**doublej95** · 01-07-11, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by OmgUrMom

15 degrees

did you watch jersey shore last night?

Hell No.

Would you bang Snooki?

**Optional** · 01-07-11, 06:07 PM

Hell no

Would you bang Whoopi?

**DeeWizzle** · 01-07-11, 06:08 PM

HeII No!

Am I the onIy one that thinks that show is gay?

**DeeWizzle** · 01-07-11, 06:08 PM

HeII No!

Am I the onIy one that thinks that show is gay?

**chilidog** · 01-07-11, 06:09 PM

I guess.

Who's Snooki?

**OmgUrMom** · 01-07-11, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Hell no

Would you bang Whoopi?

whoopi goldberg? if that who u mean, hell no

would you bang tina fey?

**OmgUrMom** · 01-07-11, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by DeeWizzle

HeII No!

Am I the onIy one that thinks that show is gay?

no

have you ever shot a gun?

**DeeWizzle** · 01-07-11, 06:12 PM

Yes, I have a few.

Have you ever used dynamite?

**chilidog** · 01-07-11, 06:12 PM

Yes, many many times. Part of growing up in the country.

Have you ever killed an animal and then eaten it?

**OmgUrMom** · 01-07-11, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

Yes, many many times. Part of growing up in the country.

Have you ever killed an animal and then eaten it?

yes a deer

what's your favorite firearm?

**OmgUrMom** · 01-07-11, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by DeeWizzle

Yes, I have a few.

Have you ever used dynamite?

no

do you like womens feet?

**Optional** · 01-07-11, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by OmgUrMom

whoopi goldberg? if that who u mean, hell no

would you bang tina fey?

In a heartbeat. I spank the monkey to her Palin impression regularly!

What's the oldest age person you could bring yourself to bang?

**DeeWizzle** · 01-07-11, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by Optional

What's the oldest age person you could bring yourself to bang?

Depends on

A) how drunk i am
B) how much money i'm paid
c) a + b = oIder

What is the most beers u drank in one day?

**Bostongambler** · 01-07-11, 06:18 PM

Just girls virginity.

**Optional** · 01-07-11, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by DeeWizzle

Depends on

A) how drunk i am
B) how much money i'm paid
c) a + b = oIder

What is the most beers u drank in one day?

That's a cop out answer.

I drank 22 beers once. (by accident)

Have you ever gone all in on the last race/game of the day and just chosen on gut feel?

**OmgUrMom** · 01-07-11, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by Optional

In a heartbeat. I spank the monkey to her Palin impression regularly!

What's the oldest age person you could bring yourself to bang?

probably 45 for most, but im sure there would be a lot of exceptions for attractive older women

If you could be invisible, where would you go and what would you do?

**Optional** · 01-07-11, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by OmgUrMom

no

do you like womens feet?

Their ok.

Does asking this question twice suggest OUM has a foot fetish?

**OmgUrMom** · 01-07-11, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Optional

That's a cop out answer.

I drank 22 beers once. (by accident)

Have you ever gone all in on the last race/game of the day and just chosen on gut feel?

too many times, usually ends poorly

If you were a waiter and a customer was being rude, would you spit in their food?

**Dad** · 01-07-11, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Their ok.

Does asking this question twice suggest OUM has a foot fetish?

Probably, there is nothing wrong with that though.

Would you rather suck a hot chicks toes or asshole?

**OmgUrMom** · 01-07-11, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Their ok.

Does asking this question twice suggest OUM has a foot fetish?

YES

Have you ever dated someone from another race? Would you?

**chilidog** · 01-07-11, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by OmgUrMom

yes a deer

what's your favorite firearm?

Winchester M70 for hunting, glock 19 for carrying.

Yours?