I Ain't Big Time?

**wtf** · 12-21-10, 09:59 PM

long live the king

**OmgUrMom** · 12-21-10, 10:00 PM

**SamsNCharge99** · 12-21-10, 10:01 PM

why is OMGUrMom on Bateman's cock

**OmgUrMom** · 12-21-10, 10:03 PM

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-21-10, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

why is OMGUrMom on Bateman's cock

Sammy OMG is a stiff broke dick who lives in his mother's basement and was fired from Target. You and me pro he not.

Sammy call me.

**OmgUrMom** · 12-21-10, 10:04 PM

**trixtrix** · 12-21-10, 10:05 PM

bateman contemplates about knocking off a strip joint, and blows off a blonde.. RESPECT

**OmgUrMom** · 12-21-10, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Sammy OMG is a stiff broke dick who lives in his mother's basement and was fired from Target. You and me pro he not.

Sammy call me.

**OmgUrMom** · 12-21-10, 10:06 PM

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-21-10, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by trixtrix

bateman contemplates about knocking off a strip joint, and blows off a blonde.. RESPECT

Big time and pro like you Trix.

**OmgUrMom** · 12-21-10, 10:09 PM

bateman taking a stroll through the park

**SamsNCharge99** · 12-21-10, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Sammy OMG is a stiff broke dick who lives in his mother's basement and was fired from Target. You and me pro he not. Sammy call me.

I know tat, OMG stiffed me haha

Bateman, I don't have ur number, only email

**OmgUrMom** · 12-21-10, 10:11 PM

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-21-10, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

I know tat, OMG stiffed me haha Bateman, I don't have ur number, only email

He stiffed you?

**Crash** · 12-21-10, 10:12 PM

chilis never works for me but ale house here i seem to kill it there!!!

**OmgUrMom** · 12-21-10, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

He stiffed you?

**trixtrix** · 12-21-10, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Big time and pro like you Trix.

trix ain't big time, trix is for kids

my gf is pro though

**OmgUrMom** · 12-21-10, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by trixtrix

trix ain't big time, trix is for kids

my gf is pro though

pro at what trix?

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-21-10, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by Crash

chilis never works for me but ale house here i seem to kill it there!!!

Crash you ever hit that Italian joint near Publix?

**SamsNCharge99** · 12-21-10, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

He stiffed you?

yep

**THE PROFIT** · 12-21-10, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Rolled up to Chili's in my work clothes and sat down in a booth. Two chicks sitting at the bar blonde with black boots and brunette. My brother is like " dude that blonde keeps looking at you.." I told him I am checking out the Magic game on my Droid who cares.

Get up and stare her straight in the eyes she smiles and flips her hair so I just walk out without saying a word.

Most of you limp dicks would have made fools of yourself; me??? I know women want me so who cares.

I ain't big time?

Act like you know...

chicks did when your name is embroidered on your shirt

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-21-10, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

chicks did when your name is embroidered on your shirt

Not really one tooth my shit is Polo. Good try though I will lob one to you next time.

**OmgUrMom** · 12-21-10, 10:23 PM

**DrStale** · 12-21-10, 10:34 PM

A hot blonde smiled at you and you ran out of the restaurant. Good work.

**minet123** · 12-21-10, 10:49 PM

Sponsey
13 step that chit

**trixtrix** · 12-21-10, 10:52 PM

i bet he kicked over a chair on his way out also

**OmgUrMom** · 12-21-10, 10:55 PM

**THE PROFIT** · 12-21-10, 10:57 PM

I guarantee I've had to turn more women away than Bateman has fuked

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-22-10, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

I guarantee I've had to turn more women away than Bateman has fuked

Not likely; I've seen you and the "women" you claim are good looking. Laughable at best. I would take my one good looking woman to twenty of your toothless wonders. Still have the television set in your backyard? Only in America...

**Willie Bee** · 12-22-10, 09:02 AM

Originally posted by DrStale

A hot blonde smiled at you and you ran out of the restaurant. Good work.

Maybe she was wearing an Eagles jersey, Doctor.

**opie1988** · 12-22-10, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Not really one tooth my shit is Polo. Good try though I will lob one to you next time.

Polo? C'mon brother......certainly you can do better than that department-store-in-the-mall crap.

**stealthyburrito** · 12-22-10, 09:29 AM

after reading the title i thought you'd scored with jj's aunt.

**Ninersnut** · 12-22-10, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by OmgUrMom

This shit is hilarious.

**SBR_John** · 12-22-10, 09:37 AM

Tranny bar?