I Ain't Big Time?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Rolled up to Chili's in my work clothes and sat down in a booth. Two chicks sitting at the bar blonde with black boots and brunette. My brother is like " dude that blonde keeps looking at you.." I told him I am checking out the Magic game on my Droid who cares.

Get up and stare her straight in the eyes she smiles and flips her hair so I just walk out without saying a word.

Most of you limp dicks would have made fools of yourself; me??? I know women want me so who cares.

I ain't big time?

Act like you know...

[wtf]

long live the king

[OmgUrMom]

[SamsNCharge99]

why is OMGUrMom on Bateman's cock

[OmgUrMom]

[BatemanPatrickl]

why is OMGUrMom on Bateman's cock

Sammy OMG is a stiff broke dick who lives in his mother's basement and was fired from Target. You and me pro he not.

Sammy call me.

[OmgUrMom]

[trixtrix]

bateman contemplates about knocking off a strip joint, and blows off a blonde.. RESPECT

[OmgUrMom]

Sammy OMG is a stiff broke dick who lives in his mother's basement and was fired from Target. You and me pro he not.

Sammy call me.

[OmgUrMom]

[BatemanPatrickl]

bateman contemplates about knocking off a strip joint, and blows off a blonde.. RESPECT

Big time and pro like you Trix.

[OmgUrMom]

bateman taking a stroll through the park

[SamsNCharge99]

Sammy OMG is a stiff broke dick who lives in his mother's basement and was fired from Target. You and me pro he not. Sammy call me.

I know tat, OMG stiffed me haha

Bateman, I don't have ur number, only email

[OmgUrMom]

[BatemanPatrickl]

I know tat, OMG stiffed me haha Bateman, I don't have ur number, only email

He stiffed you?

[Crash]

chilis never works for me but ale house here i seem to kill it there!!!

[OmgUrMom]

He stiffed you?

[trixtrix]

Big time and pro like you Trix.

trix ain't big time, trix is for kids

my gf is pro though

[OmgUrMom]

trix ain't big time, trix is for kids

my gf is pro though

pro at what trix?

[BatemanPatrickl]

chilis never works for me but ale house here i seem to kill it there!!!

Crash you ever hit that Italian joint near Publix?

[SamsNCharge99]

He stiffed you?

yep

[THE PROFIT]

Rolled up to Chili's in my work clothes and sat down in a booth. Two chicks sitting at the bar blonde with black boots and brunette. My brother is like " dude that blonde keeps looking at you.." I told him I am checking out the Magic game on my Droid who cares.

Get up and stare her straight in the eyes she smiles and flips her hair so I just walk out without saying a word.

Most of you limp dicks would have made fools of yourself; me??? I know women want me so who cares.

I ain't big time?

Act like you know...

chicks did when your name is embroidered on your shirt

[BatemanPatrickl]

chicks did when your name is embroidered on your shirt

Not really one tooth my shit is Polo. Good try though I will lob one to you next time.

[OmgUrMom]

A hot blonde smiled at you and you ran out of the restaurant. Good work.

[minet123]

Sponsey
13 step that chit

[trixtrix]

i bet he kicked over a chair on his way out also

[OmgUrMom]

[THE PROFIT]

I guarantee I've had to turn more women away than Bateman has fuked

[BatemanPatrickl]

I guarantee I've had to turn more women away than Bateman has fuked

Not likely; I've seen you and the "women" you claim are good looking. Laughable at best. I would take my one good looking woman to twenty of your toothless wonders. Still have the television set in your backyard? Only in America...

[Willie Bee]

A hot blonde smiled at you and you ran out of the restaurant. Good work.

Maybe she was wearing an Eagles jersey, Doctor.

[opie1988]

Not really one tooth my shit is Polo. Good try though I will lob one to you next time.

Polo? C'mon brother......certainly you can do better than that department-store-in-the-mall crap.

[stealthyburrito]

after reading the title i thought you'd scored with jj's aunt.

[Ninersnut]

This shit is hilarious.

[SBR_John]

Tranny bar?