I can set up a bed right next to mine, no strings attached for a few weeks until you have a place, I swear I will not even talk to you if you like, all business.
I am harmless and a nice guy
I also swear no hidden cameras around, I am not that type of guy
Let me know
shari91
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-23-10
32661
#2
When I can finally get my ass out of here I'm going to move to NJ??!! No, if I decide to live in the States instead of Canada I'm moving to Detroit. I'll have Paco, Deuce and Goatie there to watch out for my son and I plus it's right across from the border.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#3
OK thats fine if you like thugs and criminals
Shari its ok really that you like bad boys
I am not hurt at all, good luck with those clowns!!!!
God Bless You
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bobbyfk
SBR Posting Legend
01-19-09
15218
#4
you won't move to NJ?
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#5
Bobby we do not need her
In contact with Jessica , Bobby she might go out with you if I can get her here
Also Christina might come
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Flying Dutchman
SBR MVP
05-17-09
2467
#6
Detroit? It's a fvking frozen war zone. Jersey is full of Guidos, pollution and cold as crap in the Winter too.
Come out to laid back San Diego. No shit, I live in a condo on the ocean. We got an extra room and the GF could use a little help (she works nights). She's a little young, doesn't speak much English (I'd don't speak any Spanish either), but is a great cook.
How do you look in high heels?
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WvGambler
SBR Posting Legend
04-19-10
11618
#7
WV is nice Shari! I know you said you've passed through and felt terrified, but you weren't under the protection of the Gambler. I'll make ya safe here
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Flying Dutchman
SBR MVP
05-17-09
2467
#8
Originally posted by WvGambler
WV is nice Shari! I know you said you've passed through and felt terrified, but you weren't under the protection of the Gambler. I'll make ya safe here
...strains of "dueling banjos" just ran thru my head.
Shari, stay terrified...
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82840
#9
I would rather emigrate to Afghanistan than Detroit.
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brxbmbers42
Restricted User
07-26-10
4312
#10
Originally posted by shari91
When I can finally get my ass out of here I'm going to move to NJ??!! No, if I decide to live in the States instead of Canada I'm moving to Detroit. I'll have Paco, Deuce and Goatie there to watch out for my son and I plus it's right across from the border.
Detroit
You do know it's DETROIT right. Not sure if you have ever been there but if you haven't might want to take a trip there before committing on living there.
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WvGambler
SBR Posting Legend
04-19-10
11618
#11
Originally posted by Flying Dutchman
...strains of "dueling banjos" just ran thru my head. Shari, stay terrified...
You can come instead dutchman.....I bet you got a purdy mouth.
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Flying Dutchman
SBR MVP
05-17-09
2467
#12
Originally posted by WvGambler
You can come instead dutchman.....I bet you got a purdy mouth.
...listen dickwad, I've been there when the family had reunions, and I had all my female cousins hitting on me.
You guys can "purdy-mouth" each other.
I'll stay in Dan Siego.
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WvGambler
SBR Posting Legend
04-19-10
11618
#13
What part of WV? I am from Wheeling. Can't tell a difference between here and Pittsburgh, or any city out east. I have been in Southern Wv for work purposes and can understand some hesitation. At least we aren't Ohio.
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brxbmbers42
Restricted User
07-26-10
4312
#14
Originally posted by Flying Dutchman
...listen dickwad, I've been there when the family had reunions, and I had all my female cousins hitting on me.
You guys can "purdy-mouth" each other.
I'll stay in Dan Siego.
San Diego probably nicest place to live in America. Shari look into moving there.
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Flying Dutchman
SBR MVP
05-17-09
2467
#15
Wheeling? Fvk, you guys are suburbanites.
Closest town is a shit-hole named Bowdon. Almost OK in Summer, seriously crappy in Winter. Falls are pretty tho.
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dmtrader
SBR MVP
09-26-09
1320
#16
Originally posted by pavyracer
I would rather emigrate to Afghanistan than Detroit.
C'mon! it's bad here - but not that bad. At least not yet.
Originally posted by brxbmbers42
Detroit
You do know it's DETROIT right. Not sure if you have ever been there but if you haven't might want to take a trip there before committing on living there.
He has a point. And if you are in Canada, there are advantages. Like the health care plan, people are friendly there (if you have ever been to Detroit, you would know all about being cynical and sarcastic), somewhat ethical government (don't get me started on the city council here), everything is so clean in Canada.
You can watch some good hockey in both places.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#17
Picking Detroit is puzzling and shows me that Shari really does not know the USA that well.
Can you imagine her hanging with Paco??? The kid opens his pimp suit and all drugs are in compartments inside the jacket.
How about Deuce???? All he will do is be over protective of her and stomp his chest all day and night that he is her Prince Charming and protector, I would think that will get old soon also.
Hey its her move so she does what she likes
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Flying Dutchman
SBR MVP
05-17-09
2467
#18
Yeah, go live in Canada with the cheese-eating SNOW monkeys.
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BetterBizness
SBR Hall of Famer
05-20-06
5737
#19
Originally posted by Flying Dutchman
Yeah, go live in Canada with the cheese-eating SNOW monkeys.
picture plz!
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bandit bettor
SBR Sharp
02-26-10
395
#20
good luck depending on what part of nj you move to theres no value in homes out there you spend 250,000 on a home your lucky if you get a bathroom cost of living is high and taxes suck i say go down south...
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Deuce
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-12-08
29843
#21
Shari, you and your boy will be in good hands. These nit wits don't have a slightest clue about Detroit. When you're 15 minutes out of the city, you're in mult-million dollar communities, dining on shellfish. Shari, we welcome you with open arms.
jj, I buried you again you mother fukker!!! YA!!
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Flying Dutchman
SBR MVP
05-17-09
2467
#22
Originally posted by BetterBizness
picture plz!
1) get camera
2) go to mirror
3) point camera at mirror, push camera button
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Flying Dutchman
SBR MVP
05-17-09
2467
#23
Originally posted by Deuce
Shari, you and your boy will be in good hands. These nit wits don't have a slightest clue about Detroit. When you're 15 minutes out of the city, you're in mult-million dollar communities, dining on shellfish.
We said Detroit, not the burbs, nitwit.
Aren't you guys in the 15% "official" unemployment category?
Don't go, Shari. Deuce'll turn you into a Detroit crack Ho.
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WvGambler
SBR Posting Legend
04-19-10
11618
#24
Originally posted by Flying Dutchman
Wheeling? Fvk, you guys are suburbanites. Closest town is a shit-hole named Bowdon. Almost OK in Summer, seriously crappy in Winter. Falls are pretty tho.
Finally! Someone realizes that I'm not a complete HillBilly. Can you explain to Paco that I am not Amish!
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Flying Dutchman
SBR MVP
05-17-09
2467
#25
Originally posted by WvGambler
Finally! Someone realizes that I'm not a complete HillBilly. Can you explain to Paco that I am not Amish!
Well, quit saying "West Virginia" and start saying "Wine-swilling, Prius-driving, Pussy-Pittsburg surbanite" and maybe Paco will notice.
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#26
shari's yankin your chain deuce.
no rational person would ever move to detroit, only out. its a sinking cesspit and has been for 40 years.
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dmtrader
SBR MVP
09-26-09
1320
#27
Originally posted by Deuce
Shari, you and your boy will be in good hands. These nit wits don't have a slightest clue about Detroit. When you're 15 minutes out of the city, you're in mult-million dollar communities, dining on shellfish. Shari, we welcome you with open arms.
I live in one of those multi-million $ communities. Many of these homes are in or close to foreclosure. That great shellfish restaurant - it went out of business.
If you have family here, or a good job you can't afford to leave - by all means live in SE Michigan. There's no reason to move here; unless you really want to meet Deuce - a college student who works as a security guard (or used to).
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onetrickpony
SBR Hall of Famer
08-23-10
9434
#28
detriot aint got shit on macon,ga come fuk with this
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Jessica
Restricted User
12-02-10
1237
#29
Originally posted by shari91
When I can finally get my ass out of here I'm going to move to NJ??!! No, if I decide to live in the States instead of Canada I'm moving to Detroit. I'll have Paco, Deuce and Goatie there to watch out for my son and I plus it's right across from the border.
Stick to Canada.
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yisman
SBR Aristocracy
09-01-08
75682
#30
San Diego is a much nicer place than Detroit or New Jersey. Also Vancouver is nice, as well as Seattle and Portland.
[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
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[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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Jessica
Restricted User
12-02-10
1237
#31
Originally posted by yisman
San Diego is a much nicer place than Detroit or New Jersey. Also Vancouver is nice, as well as Seattle and Portland.
Now you're talking.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#32
Jessica come to NJ
Detroit is a fukkin dump, worst place in world
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#33
would you guys date?
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Jessica
Restricted User
12-02-10
1237
#34
Come to Vancouver
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Flying Dutchman
SBR MVP
05-17-09
2467
#35
Originally posted by jjgold
Jessica come to NJ
Detroit is a fukkin dump, worst place in world
So you'll have both at the same time, or are you going to stage this?
So JJ, you think you're Fabio now? I got news for you, they've seen your videos.
JJ's version of foreplay: weeks months of begging.