All,
5dimes is having some processing issues. I know I will be paid, no questions, so in reality I am not worried about it.
But what is so fun is to phuck with Tony! As you know he is not about Customer Serivce, so I really phucked with him, but it almost backfired, as he threatened to turn my account off from deposits. Can't go without 5Dimes, the are a must out.
Anyways, enjoy! I found it funny!
You are now chatting with 'Tony'
Tony: greetings again
Tony: what is it you think I should do for all your "pain and suffering"
Eric: Greetings, nothing in my account today as Vivian said it would be.
Tony: you talked to me
Tony: i told you "no promises"
Tony: so what is it that will help with all your "pain and suffering" from the "traumatic experience"
Eric: We wouldn't have to deal with all this if you connected me to your agent in my Area.
Tony: we don't have any agents that work for us
Tony: agents are independent, and work on a per head basis only
Eric: I know you write some credit business. Not just PPH.
Tony: are we here to discuss the inner workings of my office, or solve your problem?
Eric: I understand.
Eric: All I am doing is trying to my money that I requested over 10 days ago.
Tony: until the process runs its course, nothing can be done
Eric: I got payment by Legends, The Greek and even shit book BetUs all within 3 days.
Tony: then you've found 3 books you can count on
Tony: i understand you leaving us as a result of this experience
Tony: i wish you luck in the future
Eric: I never said I was leaving.
Eric: You don't care about keeping a good customer?
Tony: your choice, not mine
Eric: I understand, but seems to me you would want to keep your customers happy.
Eric: Isn't that what Customer Service is about?
Tony: i'm here to solve problems
Tony: your problem cannot be solved until the banking process runs its course
Tony: and i'm not here to provide "service"
Tony: i'm here to solve problems
Tony: you want service, goto a car garage or a whore house
Eric: Ok, solve my problem then.
Tony: what part of what i said about the banking process didn't you understand?
Eric: Can you trace it?
Tony: if its not there on monday, it will be traced
Tony: and if its confirmed that it won't be hitting, a fed-ex will go out
Tony: how is this different than what i said yesterday?
Eric: Payout department said 2-3 days, then I was told for sure by Wednesday. Then I was by today, then told Monday. Now if not Monday, I have to wait anothe week for FedEx. Holy shit, were talking like 3 weeks payout times.
Tony: get over it
Tony: anything else we have to discuss today?
Eric: It's a hassle to deal with this offshore stuff. Who do you know that want's a reliable solid player?
Eric: I can deal with a local.
Tony: no one
Tony: we have no locals that we employ
Eric: you don't write any credit business?
Tony: do you read what i say
Tony: or do i really have to say it all 3 times?
Eric: I am wiered person. I actually am liking pissin you off.
Eric: It's kind of fun!
Eric: How old are you?
Tony: well, here's what you get from it
Eric: 87?
Eric: 73?
Tony: no more deposits with us
Tony: not more payouts from us
Tony: *no more payouts from us
Tony: it will be transfers only
Eric: What? Come on.
Tony: and i'm about to flip a coin on your reduced juice status
Tony: whats your call?
Tony: heads or tails?
Eric: Oh, Come on!
Tony: who's pissed now?
Eric: I just like talking to you!
Eric: I consider you a friend1
Eric: !
Tony: well, we're not going on a date anytime soon
Eric: LOL!
Tony: so on monday, you can message me when the wire hits
Tony: and if it doesn't, i'll say all the same things over again
Eric: LOL! So you think it will hit Monday?
Eric: Can I get some odds on that?
Tony: i don't know a damm thing about how it all works
Eric: Aren't you in charge?
Tony: i know if they tell me its coming back to us that we'll mail a fed-ex from here and it will be to you in 2 days
Tony: and you'll have a fed-ex tracking number
Eric: Ok, you are you serious about shutting my account down?
Tony: and you'l be able to check fed-ex every 15 minutes for an update to where your precious funds are located
Tony: you keep giving me crap about a 3rd party processor, then i'll take away all the 3rd party processors
Tony: and that solves it
Tony: as i said, i'm not here to give service, i'm here to solve problems, and that solves the problem forever
Eric: Really, Are you serious about it? Don't do that.
Eric: I enjoy your book.
Eric: You hang juicy lines.
Tony: you'll still be able to do book to book transfers
Eric: Seriously Tony!
Tony: then let the process run its course
Tony: and if the wire isn't coming, you can take a transfer to another book
Tony: or have me send out a fed-ex from here
Eric: I ask that you not cut me off. I really am just enteraining myself. I told you yesterday, I am never worred about gettng paid.
Tony: will be your choice when the time comes
Tony: but that time has not come
Eric: Seriously, I ask that you don't cut me off for deposits.
Eric: We're Friends.
Tony: then you're all good, just don't bust my balls again on a 3rd party processor that i can't do a thing about
Eric: Ok, Big Man Hug! I love you!
Eric: LOL!
Eric: Have a good weekend, I will call you on Monday!
Tony: enjoy the weekend
5dimes is having some processing issues. I know I will be paid, no questions, so in reality I am not worried about it.
But what is so fun is to phuck with Tony! As you know he is not about Customer Serivce, so I really phucked with him, but it almost backfired, as he threatened to turn my account off from deposits. Can't go without 5Dimes, the are a must out.
Anyways, enjoy! I found it funny!
You are now chatting with 'Tony'
Tony: greetings again
Tony: what is it you think I should do for all your "pain and suffering"
Eric: Greetings, nothing in my account today as Vivian said it would be.
Tony: you talked to me
Tony: i told you "no promises"
Tony: so what is it that will help with all your "pain and suffering" from the "traumatic experience"
Eric: We wouldn't have to deal with all this if you connected me to your agent in my Area.
Tony: we don't have any agents that work for us
Tony: agents are independent, and work on a per head basis only
Eric: I know you write some credit business. Not just PPH.
Tony: are we here to discuss the inner workings of my office, or solve your problem?
Eric: I understand.
Eric: All I am doing is trying to my money that I requested over 10 days ago.
Tony: until the process runs its course, nothing can be done
Eric: I got payment by Legends, The Greek and even shit book BetUs all within 3 days.
Tony: then you've found 3 books you can count on
Tony: i understand you leaving us as a result of this experience
Tony: i wish you luck in the future
Eric: I never said I was leaving.
Eric: You don't care about keeping a good customer?
Tony: your choice, not mine
Eric: I understand, but seems to me you would want to keep your customers happy.
Eric: Isn't that what Customer Service is about?
Tony: i'm here to solve problems
Tony: your problem cannot be solved until the banking process runs its course
Tony: and i'm not here to provide "service"
Tony: i'm here to solve problems
Tony: you want service, goto a car garage or a whore house
Eric: Ok, solve my problem then.
Tony: what part of what i said about the banking process didn't you understand?
Eric: Can you trace it?
Tony: if its not there on monday, it will be traced
Tony: and if its confirmed that it won't be hitting, a fed-ex will go out
Tony: how is this different than what i said yesterday?
Eric: Payout department said 2-3 days, then I was told for sure by Wednesday. Then I was by today, then told Monday. Now if not Monday, I have to wait anothe week for FedEx. Holy shit, were talking like 3 weeks payout times.
Tony: get over it
Tony: anything else we have to discuss today?
Eric: It's a hassle to deal with this offshore stuff. Who do you know that want's a reliable solid player?
Eric: I can deal with a local.
Tony: no one
Tony: we have no locals that we employ
Eric: you don't write any credit business?
Tony: do you read what i say
Tony: or do i really have to say it all 3 times?
Eric: I am wiered person. I actually am liking pissin you off.
Eric: It's kind of fun!
Eric: How old are you?
Tony: well, here's what you get from it
Eric: 87?
Eric: 73?
Tony: no more deposits with us
Tony: not more payouts from us
Tony: *no more payouts from us
Tony: it will be transfers only
Eric: What? Come on.
Tony: and i'm about to flip a coin on your reduced juice status
Tony: whats your call?
Tony: heads or tails?
Eric: Oh, Come on!
Tony: who's pissed now?
Eric: I just like talking to you!
Eric: I consider you a friend1
Eric: !
Tony: well, we're not going on a date anytime soon
Eric: LOL!
Tony: so on monday, you can message me when the wire hits
Tony: and if it doesn't, i'll say all the same things over again
Eric: LOL! So you think it will hit Monday?
Eric: Can I get some odds on that?
Tony: i don't know a damm thing about how it all works
Eric: Aren't you in charge?
Tony: i know if they tell me its coming back to us that we'll mail a fed-ex from here and it will be to you in 2 days
Tony: and you'll have a fed-ex tracking number
Eric: Ok, you are you serious about shutting my account down?
Tony: and you'l be able to check fed-ex every 15 minutes for an update to where your precious funds are located
Tony: you keep giving me crap about a 3rd party processor, then i'll take away all the 3rd party processors
Tony: and that solves it
Tony: as i said, i'm not here to give service, i'm here to solve problems, and that solves the problem forever
Eric: Really, Are you serious about it? Don't do that.
Eric: I enjoy your book.
Eric: You hang juicy lines.
Tony: you'll still be able to do book to book transfers
Eric: Seriously Tony!
Tony: then let the process run its course
Tony: and if the wire isn't coming, you can take a transfer to another book
Tony: or have me send out a fed-ex from here
Eric: I ask that you not cut me off. I really am just enteraining myself. I told you yesterday, I am never worred about gettng paid.
Tony: will be your choice when the time comes
Tony: but that time has not come
Eric: Seriously, I ask that you don't cut me off for deposits.
Eric: We're Friends.
Tony: then you're all good, just don't bust my balls again on a 3rd party processor that i can't do a thing about
Eric: Ok, Big Man Hug! I love you!
Eric: LOL!
Eric: Have a good weekend, I will call you on Monday!
Tony: enjoy the weekend
Thanks for sharing. My favorite..from Tony.. "You want service go to a car gargage or a whore house"
heres to you Tony.
