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  • rjt721
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-06-07
    • 7929

    #1
    Tout On Fire!!!
    Wow. This guy's on a 40-11 run his L41. Amazing. Apparently the ability to cap at a high level doesn't require the need for fundamental math skills that can be learned in first grade.
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  • curious
    Restricted User
    • 07-20-07
    • 9093

    #2
    Originally posted by rjt721
    Wow. This guy's on a 40-11 run his L41. Amazing. Apparently the ability to cap at a high level doesn't require the need for fundamental math skills that can be learned in first grade.
    Well since he probably made it up math skills were not necessary.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      lol
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      • diogee
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-11-08
        • 19477

        #4
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        • eyeball
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 08-14-07
          • 988

          #5
          Duh I guess he can't add his math is
          40+11=41!
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          • BigBollocks
            SBR MVP
            • 06-11-06
            • 2045

            #6
            Lol RJT
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            • rjt721
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-06-07
              • 7929

              #7
              Originally posted by curious
              Well since he probably made it up math skills were not necessary.
              No. A tout fabricating his record? Impossible.

              Similarly, I'm 75-20 in my L85. Maybe I should go tout.
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              • pjesnik24
                Restricted User
                • 11-01-05
                • 1286

                #8
                lol great post and even better face Mr. Akmens!
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                • rjt721
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-06-07
                  • 7929

                  #9
                  BTW, this banner was found on the SBRforum home page. I understand the need to pay some bills with a little advertising, but SBR's certainly not gaining any credibility with ads like this that are blatant (and comical) misrepresentations.
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                  • rjt721
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-06-07
                    • 7929

                    #10
                    Is this a joke? The guy still can't add. Replacing the banner in the initial post is this:
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                    • BigBollocks
                      SBR MVP
                      • 06-11-06
                      • 2045

                      #11
                      Originally posted by rjt721
                      Is this a joke? The guy still can't add. Replacing the banner in the initial post is this:
                      Oh my God! I'm cracking up here RJT. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

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                      • LT Profits
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 10-27-06
                        • 90963

                        #12
                        LOL

                        FYI, Lerch, I mean Akmens really is 40-11 last 51 (that's FIFTY-ONE) CBB Totals. I should know.
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                        • BigBollocks
                          SBR MVP
                          • 06-11-06
                          • 2045

                          #13
                          I'd also like to know how he bet another 15 games and had them all graded in 30 minutes time
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                          • manitobashadow
                            SBR High Roller
                            • 09-17-06
                            • 181

                            #14
                            Obviously, math not his strong suit. Picking winner is, or at least making up a winning record is.
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                            • rjt721
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-06-07
                              • 7929

                              #15
                              Originally posted by LT Profits
                              LOL

                              FYI, Lerch, I mean Akmens really is 40-11 last 51 (that's FIFTY-ONE) CBB Totals. I should know.
                              LT,

                              I take it someone in the advertising department will soon be unemployed, correct?
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                              • DaveRabbit
                                SBR High Roller
                                • 06-14-07
                                • 182

                                #16
                                funny crap lol
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                                • LT Profits
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-27-06
                                  • 90963

                                  #17
                                  I am just a measly little handicapper. I have nothing to do behind the scenes.

                                  And for the record, Akmens' CBB totals are 63-30 for the entire season.
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                                  • The HG
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-01-06
                                    • 3566

                                    #18
                                    I am actually 78-4 over my last 82 plays, which is actually 100% true. But most people assume, when I tell them that, that I am talking about my gambling plays, but it's actually my record from when I play with myself. It's not officially "documented" I guess, I mean I didn't have some notary public watching me or anything like that, but just trust me, I would not lie about my records. And also trust me, if you saw some of what I was looking at over the course of those 82 plays, if you saw what I was using for my research and analysis, you would be surprised that I "won" 78 times, trust me, you would have faded me more than 4 of those times, believe me.
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                                    • BigBollocks
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 06-11-06
                                      • 2045

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by The HG
                                      I am actually 78-4 over my last 82 plays, which is actually 100% true. But most people assume, when I tell them that, that I am talking about my gambling plays, but it's actually my record from when I play with myself. It's not officially "documented" I guess, I mean I didn't have some notary public watching me or anything like that, but just trust me, I would not lie about my records. And also trust me, if you saw some of what I was looking at over the course of those 82 plays, if you saw what I was using for my research and analysis, you would be surprised that I "won" 78 times, trust me, you would have faded me more than 4 of those times, believe me.

                                      So funny, but oh so sick HG. Nobody knows how to elicit as many different reactions from just one story than you do
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                                      • EaglesPhan36
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 12-06-06
                                        • 71662

                                        #20
                                        I'm no rocket scientist, but I bet he claims 40-11 is about a 95% win rate. What a maroon.
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                                        • LT Profits
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-27-06
                                          • 90963

                                          #21
                                          I am still trying to get those two dudes kissing out of my mind.
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                                          • hoopster42
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 02-12-08
                                            • 6099

                                            #22
                                            hilarious, as if touts needed anything else to hurt their rep, haha
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                                            • JBC77
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 03-23-07
                                              • 3816

                                              #23
                                              They really replaced the banner with another error. This has to be a joke right? Has to be.
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                                              • JBC77
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 03-23-07
                                                • 3816

                                                #24
                                                Oh my God. What an outright scam.
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                                                • JBC77
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 03-23-07
                                                  • 3816

                                                  #25
                                                  Someone might owe Bob Akmens a refund on his advertising dollars. They just sunk his scam...oooopppppsss I mean business.
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                                                  • bigugly
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-04-08
                                                    • 1329

                                                    #26
                                                    Hilarious.
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                                                    • purecarnagge
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 10-05-07
                                                      • 4843

                                                      #27
                                                      I think SBR has gone downhill the past few months. Allowing touts to adverstise that inaccurately.

                                                      Giving scam books d- ratings.
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                                                      • JBC77
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 03-23-07
                                                        • 3816

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by purecarnagge
                                                        I think SBR has gone downhill the past few months. Allowing touts to adverstise that inaccurately.

                                                        Giving scam books d- ratings.
                                                        The term inaccurately seems a little inaccurate in this case. Pay advertising dough and make up your own record. Funny none the less.

                                                        How much does it cost to get an A rating on a book?
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                                                        • rjt721
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-06-07
                                                          • 7929

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by JBC77
                                                          How much does it cost to get an A rating on a book?
                                                          Just ask Bodog.
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                                                          • diogee
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 01-11-08
                                                            • 19477

                                                            #30
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                                                            • Willie Bee
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 02-14-06
                                                              • 15726

                                                              #31


                                                              Special thanks to our graphics department
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                                                              • diogee
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 01-11-08
                                                                • 19477

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Willie Bee


                                                                Special thanks to our graphics department
                                                                Nicely done
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                                                                • mofome
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 12-19-07
                                                                  • 13003

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Willie Bee


                                                                  Special thanks to our graphics department



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                                                                  • LT Profits
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 10-27-06
                                                                    • 90963

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Seperated at birth:

                                                                    Lerch/Akmens
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                                                                    • Bill Dozer
                                                                      www.twitter.com/BillDozer
                                                                      • 07-12-05
                                                                      • 10894

                                                                      #35
                                                                      LOL classic!
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