Tout On Fire!!!

curious · 03-03-08, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by rjt721

Wow. This guy's on a 40-11 run his L41. Amazing. Apparently the ability to cap at a high level doesn't require the need for fundamental math skills that can be learned in first grade.

Well since he probably made it up math skills were not necessary.

jjgold · 03-03-08, 04:54 PM

lol

diogee · 03-03-08, 04:55 PM

eyeball · 03-03-08, 04:55 PM

Duh I guess he can't add his math is
40+11=41!

BigBollocks · 03-03-08, 04:56 PM

Lol RJT

rjt721 · 03-03-08, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by curious

Well since he probably made it up math skills were not necessary.

No. A tout fabricating his record?

Impossible.

Similarly, I'm 75-20 in my L85.

Maybe I should go tout.

pjesnik24 · 03-03-08, 04:58 PM

lol great post and even better face Mr. Akmens!

rjt721 · 03-03-08, 05:06 PM

BTW, this banner was found on the SBRforum home page. I understand the need to pay some bills with a little advertising, but SBR's certainly not gaining any credibility with ads like this that are blatant (and comical) misrepresentations.

rjt721 · 03-03-08, 05:13 PM

Is this a joke? The guy still can't add. Replacing the banner in the initial post is this:

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BigBollocks · 03-03-08, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by rjt721

Is this a joke? The guy still can't add. Replacing the banner in the initial post is this:

Oh my God! I'm cracking up here RJT. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

LT Profits · 03-03-08, 05:17 PM

LOL

FYI, Lerch, I mean Akmens really is 40-11 last 51 (that's FIFTY-ONE) CBB Totals. I should know.

BigBollocks · 03-03-08, 05:17 PM

I'd also like to know how he bet another 15 games and had them all graded in 30 minutes time

manitobashadow · 03-03-08, 05:17 PM

Obviously, math not his strong suit. Picking winner is, or at least making up a winning record is.

rjt721 · 03-03-08, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by LT Profits

LOL

FYI, Lerch, I mean Akmens really is 40-11 last 51 (that's FIFTY-ONE) CBB Totals. I should know.

LT,

I take it someone in the advertising department will soon be unemployed, correct?

DaveRabbit · 03-03-08, 05:22 PM

funny crap lol

LT Profits · 03-03-08, 05:24 PM

I am just a measly little handicapper. I have nothing to do behind the scenes.

And for the record, Akmens' CBB totals are 63-30 for the entire season.

The HG · 03-03-08, 05:27 PM

I am actually 78-4 over my last 82 plays, which is actually 100% true. But most people assume, when I tell them that, that I am talking about my gambling plays, but it's actually my record from when I play with myself. It's not officially "documented" I guess, I mean I didn't have some notary public watching me or anything like that, but just trust me, I would not lie about my records. And also trust me, if you saw some of what I was looking at over the course of those 82 plays, if you saw what I was using for my research and analysis, you would be surprised that I "won" 78 times, trust me, you would have faded me more than 4 of those times, believe me.

BigBollocks · 03-03-08, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by The HG

I am actually 78-4 over my last 82 plays, which is actually 100% true. But most people assume, when I tell them that, that I am talking about my gambling plays, but it's actually my record from when I play with myself. It's not officially "documented" I guess, I mean I didn't have some notary public watching me or anything like that, but just trust me, I would not lie about my records. And also trust me, if you saw some of what I was looking at over the course of those 82 plays, if you saw what I was using for my research and analysis, you would be surprised that I "won" 78 times, trust me, you would have faded me more than 4 of those times, believe me.

So funny, but oh so sick HG. Nobody knows how to elicit as many different reactions from just one story than you do

EaglesPhan36 · 03-03-08, 05:31 PM

I'm no rocket scientist, but I bet he claims 40-11 is about a 95% win rate. What a maroon.

LT Profits · 03-03-08, 05:31 PM

I am still trying to get those two dudes kissing out of my mind.

hoopster42 · 03-03-08, 05:42 PM

hilarious, as if touts needed anything else to hurt their rep, haha

JBC77 · 03-03-08, 06:23 PM

They really replaced the banner with another error. This has to be a joke right? Has to be.

JBC77 · 03-03-08, 06:31 PM

Oh my God. What an outright scam.

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JBC77 · 03-03-08, 06:33 PM

Someone might owe Bob Akmens a refund on his advertising dollars. They just sunk his scam...oooopppppsss I mean business.

bigugly · 03-03-08, 06:49 PM

Hilarious.

purecarnagge · 03-03-08, 06:54 PM

I think SBR has gone downhill the past few months. Allowing touts to adverstise that inaccurately.

Giving scam books d- ratings.

JBC77 · 03-03-08, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by purecarnagge

I think SBR has gone downhill the past few months. Allowing touts to adverstise that inaccurately.

Giving scam books d- ratings.

The term inaccurately seems a little inaccurate in this case. Pay advertising dough and make up your own record. Funny none the less.

How much does it cost to get an A rating on a book?

rjt721 · 03-03-08, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by JBC77

How much does it cost to get an A rating on a book?

Just ask Bodog.

diogee · 03-11-08, 09:52 AM

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Willie Bee · 03-11-08, 10:21 AM

Special thanks to our graphics department

diogee · 03-11-08, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

Special thanks to our graphics department

Nicely done

mofome · 03-11-08, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

Special thanks to our graphics department

LT Profits · 03-11-08, 10:30 AM

Seperated at birth:

Lerch/Akmens

Bill Dozer · 03-11-08, 12:37 PM

LOL classic!