A little help for you dudes for Valentine's Day

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  • Sportsgirl
    SBR MVP
    • 09-10-06
    • 4493

    #1
    A little help for you dudes for Valentine's Day
    We're doing a story at the paper - here's the need-to-know part:
    (I like the pink/peach ones best )


    Red – The red rose is the ultimate symbol of romantic love and passion. Representing true love stronger than thorns, the red rose is known universally as the lover’s rose. If you want to ensure there’s no doubt in the recipient’s mind that you want to be more than platonic friends, red is the way to go – especially on Valentine’s Day. Conversely, red roses might not be the best pick for friendships or new relationships.
    White – Often associated with young love, the white rose represents innocence, purity and humility, and is sometimes called the bridal rose. A bouquet of white roses also is a way of saying, “I miss you.”
    Yellow – Yellow roses signify friendship, warmth and affection, and are appropriate for newlyweds, graduates and new mothers. It’s probably best not to send your sweetheart yellow roses if your intentions are passionate and romantic – unless she tells you that she prefers them.
    Pink – Pink roses carry a variety of meanings, depending on their shade. A deep pink hue conveys gratitude and appreciation, while pale shades connote grace, gentleness and happiness. There is also a tradition that says pink roses represent a secret crush, and can be a good way to say, “I’m interested.”
    Orange – The fiery hues of orange signify enthusiasm and desire. Their warm, vibrant tones are a way of expressing admiration and attraction with an underlying message of passion and excitement.
    Lilac and purple – Be careful here – roses in shades of purple send a message of love at first sight, with symbolism tied to enchantment and desire. A perfect Valentine’s Day rose if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and proceed full steam ahead with your new sweetheart.
    Mixed colors – Bouquets with a combination of two or more colors can send different messages. For example, a combination of red and yellow roses conveys happiness and celebration, while red and white roses imply harmony, unity and bonding.
  • rake922
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-23-07
    • 11692

    #2
    are you spoken for
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    • buztah
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 03-23-07
      • 7470

      #3
      I take a costanza-esque approach to all holidays -- potential relationship killers. You just can't win. Chicks really OVER-analyze every frigin gift you give em. Unreal!

      Nevertheless, since we must make some effort I am trying a new gift this year -- got the wife a massage.
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      • ritehook
        SBR MVP
        • 08-12-06
        • 2244

        #4
        Black roses mean that you're planning to murder the love of your life and appear on America's Most Wanted.
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        • BadNina
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-27-07
          • 10491

          #5
          Black roses and roses with the flower part snipped off and consist of only a stick with thorns will not get you into the lady's panties.

          Unless she's a bit off which is a different thread
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          • Dark Horse
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 12-14-05
            • 13764

            #6
            Will have to go with the 'mixed messages'.


            (but only if they're in the same room. )
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            • 20Four7
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 04-08-07
              • 6703

              #7
              I gave a woman a black leather rose with a barbed wire stem once. Where does that rank me sportsgirl?

              I believe (as someone else said) all woman over analyze everything so on Feb 14, I'm going to have a few beers with the boys. I may be in trouble but at least I know why.
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              • HedgeHog
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-11-07
                • 10128

                #8
                How about a mix of Yellow and Orange? It says both I want to be your friend and also jump your bones. Perfect for the "friends with benefits relationship".
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                • Robyn
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-05-08
                  • 9681

                  #9
                  When it comes to Valentine's Day, I am more of a "poker tournament entry fee" kind of girl.
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                  • Cabo
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-07-06
                    • 5273

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ritehook
                    Black roses mean that you're planning to murder the love of your life and appear on America's Most Wanted.
                    Where does one find this black rose.
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                    • BadNina
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-07
                      • 10491

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Cabo
                      Where does one find this black rose.
                      Ask your florist. They can get them and not be required to testify at the trial.
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                      • TexansFan
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-06-06
                        • 3365

                        #12
                        Flowers on V-day are overrated and over priced. Do something original for her.
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                        • The Seer
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-29-07
                          • 10641

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Robyn
                          When it comes to Valentine's Day, I am more of a "poker tournament entry fee" kind of girl.
                          poker in the front or rear?
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                          • pavyracer
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 04-12-07
                            • 82839

                            #14
                            I only give my love rose petals. I get them free at the local cemetery.
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                            • Cabo
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-07-06
                              • 5273

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Robyn
                              When it comes to Valentine's Day, I am more of a "poker tournament entry fee" kind of girl.
                              I like the way you think!
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                              • jackpot269
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-24-07
                                • 12842

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Robyn
                                When it comes to Valentine's Day, I am more of a "poker tournament entry fee" kind of girl.
                                My kinda lady
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                                • 20Four7
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 04-08-07
                                  • 6703

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Robyn
                                  When it comes to Valentine's Day, I am more of a "poker tournament entry fee" kind of girl.
                                  Can I join your poker club? I'm all in Baby!!!!!!
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                                  • jackpot269
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-24-07
                                    • 12842

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by The Seer
                                    poker in the front or rear?
                                    That was bad
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                                    • Robyn
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-05-08
                                      • 9681

                                      #19
                                      We are going to Dania (Florida) this weekend to wrap up the Jai Alai Citrus Tournament championshipballs.

                                      I will be the poker/jai alai degenerate gambler in approximately 26 hours.

                                      OMGIAMEXCITED!
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                                      • RageWizard
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-01-06
                                        • 3008

                                        #20
                                        My wife says instead of roses, she would rather have a plant. Do the color schemes still apply?
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                                        • Tchocky
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 02-14-06
                                          • 2371

                                          #21
                                          Sportsgirl...how do you ask your girlfriend for anal sex?
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                                          • RageWizard
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-01-06
                                            • 3008

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Tchocky
                                            Sportsgirl...how do you ask your girlfriend for anal sex?
                                            I might try it next week with a pearl necklace, and a tube of astro-glide.
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                                            • Louisvillekid1
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 10-17-07
                                              • 52143

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Robyn
                                              When it comes to Valentine's Day, I am more of a "poker tournament entry fee" kind of girl.
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                                              • Louisvillekid1
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-17-07
                                                • 52143

                                                #24
                                                Nice write up Sportsgirl.
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                                                • BadNina
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-27-07
                                                  • 10491

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Tchocky
                                                  Sportsgirl...how do you ask your girlfriend for anal sex?
                                                  Yeah Sporty, how do you ask your girlfriend?













                                                  You guys know she's gonna hurt me, right?
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                                                  • Sportsgirl
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-10-06
                                                    • 4493

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                                    Nice write up Sportsgirl.

                                                    Thanks, sweetie, but I didn't write that - I'm the editor on the Valetine's Day stuff.
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                                                    • Sportsgirl
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-10-06
                                                      • 4493

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Tchocky
                                                      Sportsgirl...how do you ask your girlfriend for anal sex?

                                                      I think she's supposed to ask you.
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                                                      • RageWizard
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 09-01-06
                                                        • 3008

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                                        I think she's supposed to ask you.

                                                        She gave me that offer before. You know tit for tat thing. You do me and I do you. I'm still thinking about it.
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                                                        • Sportsgirl
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 09-10-06
                                                          • 4493

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BadNina
                                                          Yeah Sporty, how do you ask your girlfriend?
                                                          First I have a husband, now I have a girlfriend? Is she on-again, off-again or is it the real deal? And does my husband like her?
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                                                          • BadNina
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-27-07
                                                            • 10491

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                                            First I have a husband, now I have a girlfriend? Is she on-again, off-again or is it the real deal? And does my husband like her?
                                                            He likes me just fine, thank you very much. Not as much as he likes Swede but I'm ok with that.
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                                                            • brock
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 01-07-08
                                                              • 8284

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jackpot269
                                                              That was bad
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                                                              • thezbar
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-29-06
                                                                • 6422

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Robyn
                                                                We are going to Dania (Florida) this weekend to wrap up the Jai Alai Citrus Tournament championshipballs.

                                                                I will be the poker/jai alai degenerate gambler in approximately 26 hours.

                                                                OMGIAMEXCITED!
                                                                Jai Alai is one of the sickest forms on gambling,enjoy yourself.Should you get lucky try the greyhounds.
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                                                                • Robyn
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 02-05-08
                                                                  • 9681

                                                                  #33
                                                                  balls
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                                                                  • rugbybdyb
                                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                                    • 09-06-07
                                                                    • 997

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Back to the valentines thing for the guys...I have gotten my wife this three days of valentines thing on Pro flowers, she got 3 days of flowers at the office and she loved it.....Just an idea for you all and it is super easy.....
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                                                                    • charlie64
                                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                                      • 11-22-07
                                                                      • 398

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Valentine's Day was definately invented by a woman.You just get over Xmas,and then BOOM there it is FVCKING VALENTINES.It never ends.and if your married like me you can bet that IT NEVER FVCKING ENDS>
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