Heading west(SBR BASH!!)

[excel]

Excel is going to smell something awful by the time he reaches Vegas.

6$

[mrmarket]

Good luck Excel. Pick up On the Road by Jack Kerouac. It might give you some inspiration for the tougher times.

[THE PROFIT]

excel, just crash the bash! They arent gonna kick you out, its in a public fukin place anyway.

[big joe 1212]

You can just borrow someones SBR ID while there out gambling! Get some free booze.

[TR88]

Dont worry man I got u covered.......Im VIP in Vegas, people know me, I can help u and make u a big shot

[in2thethickofit]

nothing wrong with a tent, have lived in one before for months...gotta like dirt and dirty underwear and you'll be fine

[in2thethickofit]

excel, just crash the bash! They arent gonna kick you out, its in a public fukin place anyway.

[ronjon619]

$400?

better hope you don't break down or you'll be giving blowjobs at truck stops!

not truck stops.....rest areas. They are notorious for gay sex. Thats why they are called pickle parks.

[shari91]

excel, just crash the bash! They arent gonna kick you out, its in a public fukin place anyway.

And I'm sure someone will let you guys crash in their room since it's not like there'll be much sleeping going on anyway. Best of luck and stay safe.

[big joe 1212]

not truck stops.....rest areas. They are notorious for gay sex. Thats why they are called pickle parks.

reminds me of the scene in "theres something about mary"

[ronjon619]

reminds me of the scene in "theres something about mary"

yeah, thats what they were goofing on. CB lingo they are called pickle parks.

[yisman]

Just checked out the bodog party thread too late to register for that, I only have sneakers anyway. I don't even own a pair of dress shoes. Wonder if they will let you in barefoot?

3)Noir Bar enforces a strict dress code and there will be no exceptions- they do not care how cool or famous you are! Here are the guidelines:
-No sneakers, tennis shoes, work boots or sandals (men) regardless of brand name or value
-No athletic wear
-No shorts
-No hats (men)

sounds like a seedy place anyway.

WTF kind of place bans hats????

Men who wear hats are class, not the other way around.

[big joe 1212]

sounds like a seedy place anyway.

WTF kind of place bans hats????

Men who wear hats are class, not the other way around.

lots of clubs have a no hat policy

[Brock Landers]

Spend my days with a woman unkind
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine
Made up my mind, make a new start
Goin' to California with an achin' in my heart
Someone told me there's a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair

Took my chances on a big jet-plane
Never let 'em tell ya that they're aw-ooh-all the same
Hoh, the sea was red and the sky was grey
I wonder how tomorrow could ever follow today-hee
Mountains and the canyons start to tremble and shake
The children of the sun begin to awake
Now
Watch out

It seems that the wrath of the gods got a punch on the nose
And it's startin' to flow, I think I might be sinkin'
Throw me a line, if I reach it in time
Meet you up there where the path runs straight and high

Find a queen without a king
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings, la-la-la-la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born
Standin' on a hill in the mountain of dreams
Tellin' myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems

[20Four7]

Just checked out the bodog party thread too late to register for that, I only have sneakers anyway. I don't even own a pair of dress shoes. Wonder if they will let you in barefoot?

3)Noir Bar enforces a strict dress code and there will be no exceptions- they do not care how cool or famous you are! Here are the guidelines:
-No sneakers, tennis shoes, work boots or sandals (men) regardless of brand name or value
-No athletic wear
-No shorts
-No hats (men)

Pretty standard for most Vegas clubs....... I will let you know how studio 54 is on Thursday night, that's the warm up for the friday party.

[compaqDikk]

i pitched a tent in ms. dickie's class once

[yisman]

lots of clubs have a no hat policy

not my kind of club

[mikejamm]

Dude, you obviously haven't thought this through at all. Cali road trip from Ohio on $400? Yeah, that should cover the gas. WTF, you and your friend couldn't scrape up more cash than that? And you're gonna hit the SBR Bash in Vegas with the only accommodations being a tent? Man are you guys in for a rude awaking. Vegas can be pretty seedy, especially if you don't have cash and Humboldt county in no place to be fuk'in around either, better hope your friend actually does "know" somebody or you could find yourself very unwelcomed. Good luck and hope you tuned up your car and got a spare.

[flyingillini]

Excel, if you are your friend come in my area let me know. I will take you guys out for a nice dinner and drinks, my treat. Just let me know a few days in advance. Pm me, God Bless you and be safe.

[ronjon619]

Dude, you obviously haven't thought this through at all. Cali road trip from Ohio on $400? Yeah, that should cover the gas. WTF, you and your friend couldn't scrape up more cash than that? And you're gonna hit the SBR Bash in Vegas with the only accommodations being a tent? Man are you guys in for a rude awaking. Vegas can be pretty seedy, especially if you don't have cash and Humbolt county in no place to be fuk'in around either, better hope your friend actually does "know" somebody or you could find yourself very unwelcomed. Good luck and hope you tuned up your car and got a spare.

PBS had a story about all the "outsiders" heading to Mendicno and Humbolt counties to stake their claim in the business of weed. Everyone from the Mexican Mafia to the HA's. If you are really going out there be careful.

[OmgUrMom]

man that sounds kind of risky. you don't even have enough money for gas back. Hopefully that job in Cali materializes.

[OmgUrMom]

I'm rooting for you to succeed but do you really think sleeping in a tent in a 100 degree weather is gonna be fun? Gonna be pure fvcking torture unless you are used to it already or something..

[mikejamm]

PBS had a story about all the "outsiders" heading to Mendicno and Humbolt counties to stake their claim in the business of weed. Everyone from the Mexican Mafia to the HA's. If you are really going out there be careful.

I didn't want to get into all that, but that's exactly what it's come down to, and now with Oakland deciding they're getting into the growing business, the market will become more risky and and dangerously competitive. I use to live in Redding and know all about what the deal is up in Mendocino and Humboldt.

[ericthegangster]

sounds like a bulletproof plan to me

[excel]

Thanks for the advice guys. We set gas money aside already(350$) and I have 500 now. I will be getting another couple hundred in a week or so. We can really go anywhere we want, can always find a job on craigslist. I looked in the help wanted section in LA and I was amazed. Humboldt just looked like such a fun place also looked at modesto. I am well aware of the dangers. Although I didn't know it was a war zone. I'll be sure not to throw any gang signs up. Hey illini I'll pm you for sure if I am in your area, aren't you in cali? Anyone else wanna meet up along my journey across the US?

[shari91]

I'd suggest you invest in AAA if you or your friend don't have it already. Check if they even have a week or monthly membership. If your car stuffs up in the middle of nowhere, not only won't you have the cash to fix it but you won't have money to get the hell out of there.

[DennisGreen]

Great thread. Keep us updated on the trials and tribulations of your degenerate voyage and good luck!

[stealthyburrito]

this sounds fuckin crazy but good luck to ya.

if we don't get updates from you i think its safe to say you are dead.

[DennisGreen]

this sounds fuckin crazy but good luck to ya. if we don't get updates from you i think its safe to say you are dead.

Either that or turning tricks in a back alley somewhere in between Ohio and Cali I forgot you Yanks can donate blood and semen for money, why don't you boys open up some veins and double your roll

[TexansFan]

Bring a gun.

[pavyracer]

How long does it take to drive from Ohio to Cali when you have to camp in a tent every night?

[excel]

40 hour drive gonna try and stretch it into a week.

[stealthyburrito]

excel you still living??

[donkdown]

If u r being serious stay safe man I always enjoy your post. I agree with general and hope u brought a gun!!

[OmgUrMom]

excel you still in vegas? hows it going pal?

hows your odyssey going? manage to build the bankroll at all in vegas? you head to cali yet or still in vegas?

gl pal