Profit is one of the select few I care about, and you've got the right idea. It's all about making money, gaining knowledge and having fun along the way. Thanks for steering me right, you're the best!
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Nina, for the love of God, you must keep Kotex in business all by yourself. Look at me, my name's Nina, and according to the SBR handbook (which I have conveniently tucked up my rear end), Swinging Johnson does not work for SBR and I take umbrage at him starting a contest on behalf of SBR without the express written consent of SBR John, Billy Dozer or even a tepid green light from Loshak. Puhleeeeeeeeeeeze.
Listen to me Bloody Nina, just because the cramping, bloating and misery of your 29 day cycle causes you pain, it doesn't mean you have to bust our balls in here. If there were 5 or 6 women that agreed to post vids, you don't think SBR would come up with a little scratch to endorse that contest? The only thing higher than SBR's traffic to watch those videos would be the spike in Kleenex stock. So you let me handle SBR's contribution to the prize pool and I'll let you handle your contribution to this contest.Comment -
Shari send me some pics PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok just send some when you were like 22 ok????????
Stop blocking me on skype!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do not bite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
Shari I promise if I see you online I will not write to you!!!!!!!! ok?????????????
I was only fukkin around when I sent like 200 messages wanting to meet you, I was just "playing" Do you know what that means in American??? I am not stalking you...I can get local women any time i WANT JUST WITH MY STARE.Comment -
Sicker women could not take the pounding of criticism if they posted vids.
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That's partially true for me anyway. Not only would it be a pretty stupid move professionally for me to post a video like this, but why in the hell would I want to put myself out there to be raked over the coals by a group of guys on the Internet? I get enough of that around here from a few jerks - don't need to open myself up even more.Comment -
JJ, it ain't easy doing vids. Mine were a train wreck.
Pic or vid, putting a face to names is cool. Most of us spend time here daily, you see people with 5000+ posts and they're faceless.
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Shari send me a few pics when your were 20 wearing jeans and a sweater. I want to put on my mantle.
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i was pretty sure sucking johnsons has never had an actual female talk to him... thanks for confirming with this thread.
how pathetic can you be to have to ask women on a posting forum for a video because you can't talk to one in real life?
sucking johnson, guess what?? females make up almost 50% of the population... its not that difficult
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Ah the Poker Dummy rears his head. I'm sure the only woman you talk to goes by the name of Mom and she wants you to start paying rent little mister.i was pretty sure sucking johnsons has never had an actual female talk to him... thanks for confirming with this thread.
how pathetic can you be to have to ask women on a posting forum for a video because you can't talk to one in real life?
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To take offense to this thread seems just a little bit overly sensative or simply unwilling to connect with natural human skeptism. I will admit I can't truly understand the female perspective but I can offer the ladies just a little glimpse into what many of the males are thinking.
First things first, Swinger is a satirist. Rarely will you ever read anything that Swinger writes and take it at face value. There is always an attempt at humor even if said humor is merely a ruse to mask an underlying message.
Secondly, it's not about hooking up with the women of SBR or acting expecting them to lower themselves into making some amateur porno for us (not that many would mind if they did but that's besides the point) it's about that inner curiosity, that need to know what they look like. Not that it matters but if you are honest with yourselves you know you are curious.
Thirdly, while Swinger is a comedian (to some, not to others but we shallnot debate that now) he is also a journalist and as such it is his duty, his makeup as a professional, the very core of his essence to get to the bottom of a scoop. What scoop you ask? Females and Gambling naturally. A simple request for videos may get denied but it gets his foot in the door to offer a simpler request, an interview with female gambler. An expose' of how differently or simularly they approach a game.
Lastly, ladies you are a minority, in the world of gambling at least in terms of being recognized. So by venturing into a male dominated society and in this case, a forum, you put yourself at risk. Not of any harm naturally but definately at the curiosity and at times awkward approaches of more populated species. Some here are here because as mentioned many times over have difficulties interacting with people in general and often females specifically in the real world. This shines brightly in some of the responses you have read on these very pages. It in no way makes this your fault but you definately should assume the responsibility of understanding it. This is not an exuse for the awkward blunders of gastly bluntness of some of the male members, merely an explination.
In defense of Swinger he did not ask to see the boobies. He didn't ask to see what the ladies keep in the top drawer of the bedside table. He made no accusations of the lady cappers having charts of team colors and star athlete ass graphs. That would have been stereotypical and not the Swingers style.
Ladies of SBR, please take no offense to the request for video made in this thread. In fact, if you want to get right down to it you should accept this request as an example of just how much like "one of the guys" you are being treated. Think about it for a second. How many request for JJ videos do you see? How many Pecos Bill, CougarBait, BrockLanders, Nicky Santoro and Loshak videos have you all seen in the past. SBR Players Talk members love them some SBR Players Talk members and are happiest when other SBR members are expressing themselves on video.
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Shari, I am very sorry to learn your baby is ill. Never having a child I can't truly say I know what you are going through but being a compassionate person I can say I only have well wishes and positive vibes for the situation.Comment -
Once again Wal just gets it
(could not find the light bulb icon so the thumbs up will have to do). Almost everything I post here has a double entendre or satirical attempt at humor...in order to make a point. I would have layed 4 to 1 this would never have gotten off the ground but this thread has received over 500 + hits and that means there's been more than a passing interest. I've enjoyed the banter and that was all I expected.
As for Wal, if this guy is not the SBR Man of the Year then you've either got the wrong criteria or the wrong name for the contest. His posts are eloquent, well written, honest but more importantly, he is a moral compass and a passionate voice in what can sometimes be the Badlands of the internet. He doesn't cloak himself in annonymity and take shots. He articulates not in a preening or ostentatious manner but in an intelligent almost self effacing fashion that allows the reader to see his passion but also his vulnerabilities. Wal, you are an excellent contributor and I am certain you're an even better friend for those that are lucky enough to have your company.
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Do you honestly think that a lot of those page views were because of the title of the thread? Regardless, thank you Wally and JAM for your best wishes
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I'm just upset that I was not asked to do a video. I'm calling bias against my dainty knees.Comment -
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Listen Nina, this may be your first time in love but I've got be honest with you, I've had women swoon over me before. If we're ever going to make it, I suggest you "hush that tone" of yours (is that how they say it down south?) and stop fighting your feelings. You understand I'm a celebrity, I bask in the limelight, preferential tables at fine restaurants, backstage passes to, well, just about anyone and plenty of women wanting to take your place. I'd prefer the simple life but this is the road I've chosen. Yes, it's what happens when you have your own podcast and to quote my home page "men want to be him while women want to be with him."
Nina, I like you. You've got spunk (there's a joke right there but I'll let it go) and you've got exquisite taste in men. But that aside, you're going to have to start declaring your affection for me publicly instead of hiding it in those naughty late night emails and phone calls. Step to it girl, your sire awaits.
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Listen Nina, this may be your first time in love but I've got be honest with you, I've had women swoon over me before. If we're ever going to make it, I suggest you "hush that tone" of yours (is that how they say it down south?) and stop fighting your feelings. You understand I'm a celebrity, I bask in the limelight, preferential tables at fine restaurants, backstage passes to, well, just about anyone and plenty of women wanting to take your place. I'd prefer the simple life but this is the road I've chosen. Yes, it's what happens when you have your own podcast and to quote my home page "men want to be him while women want to be with him."
Nina, I like you. You've got spunk (there's a joke right there but I'll let it go) and you've got exquisite taste in men. But that aside, you're going to have to start declaring your affection for me publicly instead of hiding it in those naughty late night emails and phone calls. Step to it girl, your sire awaits.
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Johnson, how dare you pick on a lady's special time.
I hope Nina smacks you with a used tampon.
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SJ, I like your style, buddy!
But being the prominent figure I am here at SBR I can't have the ladies mad at me! Them lusting for me is all I got! If I say something totally assholish it will piss them off so I must refrain.Comment
