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  • melia26
    SBR Sharp
    • 10-16-08
    • 455

    #71
    Profit is one of the select few I care about, and you've got the right idea. It's all about making money, gaining knowledge and having fun along the way. Thanks for steering me right, you're the best!
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    • Swinging Johnson
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-12-09
      • 7604

      #72
      Originally posted by BadNina
      I have one big issue with this thread and frankly, am very surprised that no one else has mentioned it.


      Swinging Johnson does not work for SBR and is in no position whatsoever to speak for SBR in regards to paying money for a video. I mean come on dooooood. It wasn't even a halfhearted effort. Try again.
      Nina, for the love of God, you must keep Kotex in business all by yourself. Look at me, my name's Nina, and according to the SBR handbook (which I have conveniently tucked up my rear end), Swinging Johnson does not work for SBR and I take umbrage at him starting a contest on behalf of SBR without the express written consent of SBR John, Billy Dozer or even a tepid green light from Loshak. Puhleeeeeeeeeeeze.

      Listen to me Bloody Nina, just because the cramping, bloating and misery of your 29 day cycle causes you pain, it doesn't mean you have to bust our balls in here. If there were 5 or 6 women that agreed to post vids, you don't think SBR would come up with a little scratch to endorse that contest? The only thing higher than SBR's traffic to watch those videos would be the spike in Kleenex stock. So you let me handle SBR's contribution to the prize pool and I'll let you handle your contribution to this contest.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #73
        Shari send me some pics PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Ok just send some when you were like 22 ok????????

        Stop blocking me on skype!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        I do not bite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

        Shari I promise if I see you online I will not write to you!!!!!!!! ok?????????????

        I was only fukkin around when I sent like 200 messages wanting to meet you, I was just "playing" Do you know what that means in American??? I am not stalking you...I can get local women any time i WANT JUST WITH MY STARE.
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        • sickler
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-05-08
          • 15006

          #74
          Originally posted by jjgold
          Shari send me some pics PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

          Ok just send some when you were like 22 ok????????

          Stop blocking me on skype!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          I do not bite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

          Shari I promise if I see you online I will not write to you!!!!!!!! ok?????????????

          I was only fukkin around when I sent like 200 messages wanting to meet you, I was just "playing" Do you know what that means in American??? I am not stalking you...I can get local women any time i WANT JUST WITH MY STARE.


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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #75
            Sicker women could not take the pounding of criticism if they posted vids.

            Look at the pounding I get , guys have a fukkin field day and it has made me an emotional wreck so it would destroy a woman.
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            • shari91
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 02-23-10
              • 32661

              #76
              Originally posted by jjgold
              Sicker women could not take the pounding of criticism if they posted vids. Look at the pounding I get , guys have a fukkin field day and it has made me an emotional wreck so it would destroy a woman.
              That's partially true for me anyway. Not only would it be a pretty stupid move professionally for me to post a video like this, but why in the hell would I want to put myself out there to be raked over the coals by a group of guys on the Internet? I get enough of that around here from a few jerks - don't need to open myself up even more.
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              • sickler
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-05-08
                • 15006

                #77
                JJ, it ain't easy doing vids. Mine were a train wreck.

                Pic or vid, putting a face to names is cool. Most of us spend time here daily, you see people with 5000+ posts and they're faceless.

                Get those mugs up!
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #78
                  Shari send me a few pics when your were 20 wearing jeans and a sweater. I want to put on my mantle.

                  Thanks

                  David Sethlin
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                  • shari91
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 02-23-10
                    • 32661

                    #79
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Shari send me a few pics when your were 20 wearing jeans and a sweater. I want to put on my mantle. Thanks David Sethlin
                    Slight J Crew fetish maybe?
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                    • poker_dummy101
                      Restricted User
                      • 11-03-08
                      • 6395

                      #80
                      i was pretty sure sucking johnsons has never had an actual female talk to him... thanks for confirming with this thread.

                      how pathetic can you be to have to ask women on a posting forum for a video because you can't talk to one in real life?

                      sucking johnson, guess what?? females make up almost 50% of the population... its not that difficult
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                      • JUST A MAN
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 04-22-10
                        • 276

                        #81
                        Originally posted by shari91
                        Mr Masters, I must say I'm disappointed in your sleuthing abilities. Look at my registration date and then look at where every single one of my posts were until probably mid April I'm guessing. Also look at the number of posts I made during that time. Quite low huh? Look at where the majority of my posts are still made today.

                        It wasn't until my son became sick that I ventured out of the sports subforums and into PT because quite frankly, being stuck at home 24/7 with an ill baby can become quite mind-numbing and boring when he's sleeping 18 hours a day so I started to post a bit more in PT. In fact, I think the first time of my posting in PT at all would've had something to do with the whole TennisBabe drama if I'm not mistaken. I probably have good timing responding to JJ's posts because he tends to post the bizarro ones early in the morning your time which is night time for me so I'm on the computer. In fact, considering I sleep approximately 2 hours a day right now because I'm scared something's going to happen to my son the second I close my eyes, I probably spend more time on here than most people at the moment because to tell you the truth, I'd rather read and talk about sports and laugh at random crap than continue to endlessly research stuff about my son or answer 5 million questions on Facebook that I don't have answers for. Sorry if you find that hard to comprehend.

                        So please take your sarcastic, condescending, know it all attitude and shove it up your ass because you don't have a damn clue what you're talking about. And I don't know Billsfan but should I ever have the pleasure of meeting her, I'll make sure I send her your regards.

                        Shari, God Bless You. God Bless Your Boy.
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                        • Swinging Johnson
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-12-09
                          • 7604

                          #82
                          Originally posted by poker_dummy101
                          i was pretty sure sucking johnsons has never had an actual female talk to him... thanks for confirming with this thread.

                          how pathetic can you be to have to ask women on a posting forum for a video because you can't talk to one in real life?

                          sucking johnson, guess what?? females make up almost 50% of the population... its not that difficult
                          Ah the Poker Dummy rears his head. I'm sure the only woman you talk to goes by the name of Mom and she wants you to start paying rent little mister.
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                          • wal66
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-14-08
                            • 5305

                            #83
                            To take offense to this thread seems just a little bit overly sensative or simply unwilling to connect with natural human skeptism. I will admit I can't truly understand the female perspective but I can offer the ladies just a little glimpse into what many of the males are thinking.

                            First things first, Swinger is a satirist. Rarely will you ever read anything that Swinger writes and take it at face value. There is always an attempt at humor even if said humor is merely a ruse to mask an underlying message.

                            Secondly, it's not about hooking up with the women of SBR or acting expecting them to lower themselves into making some amateur porno for us (not that many would mind if they did but that's besides the point) it's about that inner curiosity, that need to know what they look like. Not that it matters but if you are honest with yourselves you know you are curious.

                            Thirdly, while Swinger is a comedian (to some, not to others but we shallnot debate that now) he is also a journalist and as such it is his duty, his makeup as a professional, the very core of his essence to get to the bottom of a scoop. What scoop you ask? Females and Gambling naturally. A simple request for videos may get denied but it gets his foot in the door to offer a simpler request, an interview with female gambler. An expose' of how differently or simularly they approach a game.

                            Lastly, ladies you are a minority, in the world of gambling at least in terms of being recognized. So by venturing into a male dominated society and in this case, a forum, you put yourself at risk. Not of any harm naturally but definately at the curiosity and at times awkward approaches of more populated species. Some here are here because as mentioned many times over have difficulties interacting with people in general and often females specifically in the real world. This shines brightly in some of the responses you have read on these very pages. It in no way makes this your fault but you definately should assume the responsibility of understanding it. This is not an exuse for the awkward blunders of gastly bluntness of some of the male members, merely an explination.

                            In defense of Swinger he did not ask to see the boobies. He didn't ask to see what the ladies keep in the top drawer of the bedside table. He made no accusations of the lady cappers having charts of team colors and star athlete ass graphs. That would have been stereotypical and not the Swingers style.

                            Ladies of SBR, please take no offense to the request for video made in this thread. In fact, if you want to get right down to it you should accept this request as an example of just how much like "one of the guys" you are being treated. Think about it for a second. How many request for JJ videos do you see? How many Pecos Bill, CougarBait, BrockLanders, Nicky Santoro and Loshak videos have you all seen in the past. SBR Players Talk members love them some SBR Players Talk members and are happiest when other SBR members are expressing themselves on video.





                            PS
                            Shari, I am very sorry to learn your baby is ill. Never having a child I can't truly say I know what you are going through but being a compassionate person I can say I only have well wishes and positive vibes for the situation.
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                            • Swinging Johnson
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-12-09
                              • 7604

                              #84
                              Originally posted by wal66
                              To take offense to this thread seems just a little bit overly sensative or simply unwilling to connect with natural human skeptism. I will admit I can't truly understand the female perspective but I can offer the ladies just a little glimpse into what many of the males are thinking.

                              First things first, Swinger is a satirist. Rarely will you ever read anything that Swinger writes and take it at face value. There is always an attempt at humor even if said humor is merely a ruse to mask an underlying message.

                              Secondly, it's not about hooking up with the women of SBR or acting expecting them to lower themselves into making some amateur porno for us (not that many would mind if they did but that's besides the point) it's about that inner curiosity, that need to know what they look like. Not that it matters but if you are honest with yourselves you know you are curious.

                              Thirdly, while Swinger is a comedian (to some, not to others but we shallnot debate that now) he is also a journalist and as such it is his duty, his makeup as a professional, the very core of his essence to get to the bottom of a scoop. What scoop you ask? Females and Gambling naturally. A simple request for videos may get denied but it gets his foot in the door to offer a simpler request, an interview with female gambler. An expose' of how differently or simularly they approach a game.

                              Lastly, ladies you are a minority, in the world of gambling at least in terms of being recognized. So by venturing into a male dominated society and in this case, a forum, you put yourself at risk. Not of any harm naturally but definately at the curiosity and at times awkward approaches of more populated species. Some here are here because as mentioned many times over have difficulties interacting with people in general and often females specifically in the real world. This shines brightly in some of the responses you have read on these very pages. It in no way makes this your fault but you definately should assume the responsibility of understanding it. This is not an exuse for the awkward blunders of gastly bluntness of some of the male members, merely an explination.

                              In defense of Swinger he did not ask to see the boobies. He didn't ask to see what the ladies keep in the top drawer of the bedside table. He made no accusations of the lady cappers having charts of team colors and star athlete ass graphs. That would have been stereotypical and not the Swingers style.

                              Ladies of SBR, please take no offense to the request for video made in this thread. In fact, if you want to get right down to it you should accept this request as an example of just how much like "one of the guys" you are being treated. Think about it for a second. How many request for JJ videos do you see? How many Pecos Bill, CougarBait, BrockLanders, Nicky Santoro and Loshak videos have you all seen in the past. SBR Players Talk members love them some SBR Players Talk members and are happiest when other SBR members are expressing themselves on video.





                              PS
                              Shari, I am very sorry to learn your baby is ill. Never having a child I can't truly say I know what you are going through but being a compassionate person I can say I only have well wishes and positive vibes for the situation.
                              Once again Wal just gets it (could not find the light bulb icon so the thumbs up will have to do). Almost everything I post here has a double entendre or satirical attempt at humor...in order to make a point. I would have layed 4 to 1 this would never have gotten off the ground but this thread has received over 500 + hits and that means there's been more than a passing interest. I've enjoyed the banter and that was all I expected.

                              As for Wal, if this guy is not the SBR Man of the Year then you've either got the wrong criteria or the wrong name for the contest. His posts are eloquent, well written, honest but more importantly, he is a moral compass and a passionate voice in what can sometimes be the Badlands of the internet. He doesn't cloak himself in annonymity and take shots. He articulates not in a preening or ostentatious manner but in an intelligent almost self effacing fashion that allows the reader to see his passion but also his vulnerabilities. Wal, you are an excellent contributor and I am certain you're an even better friend for those that are lucky enough to have your company.
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                              • shari91
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 02-23-10
                                • 32661

                                #85
                                Do you honestly think that a lot of those page views were because of the title of the thread? Regardless, thank you Wally and JAM for your best wishes
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                                • Swinging Johnson
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-12-09
                                  • 7604

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by shari91
                                  Do you honestly think that a lot of those page views were because of the title of the thread? Regardless, thank you Wally and JAM for your best wishes
                                  I'll poll the posters and get back to you Shari. I shall submit it in a bound report for your perusal.
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                                  • shari91
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 02-23-10
                                    • 32661

                                    #87
                                    Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                    I'll poll the posters and get back to you Shari. I shall submit it in a bound report for your perusal.
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                                    • THE PROFIT
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-27-09
                                      • 17701

                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                      I'll poll the posters and get back to you Shari. I shall submit it in a bound report for your perusal.
                                      I will not be poled!!!
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                                      • stealthyburrito
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 05-12-09
                                        • 21562

                                        #89
                                        this thread is officially
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                                        • BadNina
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-27-07
                                          • 10491

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by BadNina
                                          (I am just trying to bust johnson's balls a little. don't tell him)

                                          Just a bump for those who can't take the time to read the whole thread.


                                          Mr. Johnson, you ever address me in that manner again, I will have to rip your tongue out of your head and tie it around your pointy head, bless your heart.
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                                          • Teela
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 07-19-08
                                            • 2551

                                            #91
                                            I'm just upset that I was not asked to do a video. I'm calling bias against my dainty knees.
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                                            • Swinging Johnson
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-12-09
                                              • 7604

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by BadNina
                                              Just a bump for those who can't take the time to read the whole thread.


                                              Mr. Johnson, you ever address me in that manner again, I will have to rip your tongue out of your head and tie it around your pointy head, bless your heart.
                                              I made you say johnson!
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                                              • BadNina
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-27-07
                                                • 10491

                                                #93
                                                And besides you, who cares what I say?
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                                                • Swinging Johnson
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-12-09
                                                  • 7604

                                                  #94
                                                  Originally posted by BadNina
                                                  And besides you, who cares what I say?
                                                  Listen Nina, this may be your first time in love but I've got be honest with you, I've had women swoon over me before. If we're ever going to make it, I suggest you "hush that tone" of yours (is that how they say it down south?) and stop fighting your feelings. You understand I'm a celebrity, I bask in the limelight, preferential tables at fine restaurants, backstage passes to, well, just about anyone and plenty of women wanting to take your place. I'd prefer the simple life but this is the road I've chosen. Yes, it's what happens when you have your own podcast and to quote my home page "men want to be him while women want to be with him."

                                                  Nina, I like you. You've got spunk (there's a joke right there but I'll let it go) and you've got exquisite taste in men. But that aside, you're going to have to start declaring your affection for me publicly instead of hiding it in those naughty late night emails and phone calls. Step to it girl, your sire awaits.
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                                                  • THE PROFIT
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-27-09
                                                    • 17701

                                                    #95
                                                    Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                                    Listen Nina, this may be your first time in love but I've got be honest with you, I've had women swoon over me before. If we're ever going to make it, I suggest you "hush that tone" of yours (is that how they say it down south?) and stop fighting your feelings. You understand I'm a celebrity, I bask in the limelight, preferential tables at fine restaurants, backstage passes to, well, just about anyone and plenty of women wanting to take your place. I'd prefer the simple life but this is the road I've chosen. Yes, it's what happens when you have your own podcast and to quote my home page "men want to be him while women want to be with him."

                                                    Nina, I like you. You've got spunk (there's a joke right there but I'll let it go) and you've got exquisite taste in men. But that aside, you're going to have to start declaring your affection for me publicly instead of hiding it in those naughty late night emails and phone calls. Step to it girl, your sire awaits.
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                                                    • BadNina
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-27-07
                                                      • 10491

                                                      #96
                                                      To quote the lovely Mrs. X


                                                      no
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                                                      • Swinging Johnson
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-12-09
                                                        • 7604

                                                        #97
                                                        Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                                        We know how treat a woman dont we, Profit?!
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                                                        • Jule
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 04-02-10
                                                          • 404

                                                          #98
                                                          Wow.
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                                                          • Swinging Johnson
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-12-09
                                                            • 7604

                                                            #99
                                                            Originally posted by BadNina
                                                            To quote the lovely Mrs. X


                                                            no
                                                            Ok, so you prefer to keep it under wraps. I'm cool with that. Call me about 11 after the games. Phone vixen...thy name is Nina.
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                                                            • BadNina
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-27-07
                                                              • 10491

                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by Jule
                                                              Wow.

                                                              Just makes ya wanna rip that bra off and flash a webcam, doesn't it?


                                                              Mr. Nina gets such a kick out of posts like that.
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                                                              • Teela
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 07-19-08
                                                                • 2551

                                                                #101
                                                                Johnson, how dare you pick on a lady's special time.

                                                                I hope Nina smacks you with a used tampon.

                                                                (I kid - I missed my stories today and this has been a great alternative.)
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                                                                • Swinging Johnson
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 08-12-09
                                                                  • 7604

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Originally posted by BadNina
                                                                  Just makes ya wanna rip that bra off and flash a webcam, doesn't it?


                                                                  Mr. Nina gets such a kick out of posts like that.
                                                                  Mr. Nina? I see you're dating a real man's man!
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                                                                  • Swinging Johnson
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 08-12-09
                                                                    • 7604

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Originally posted by Teela
                                                                    Johnson, how dare you pick on a lady's special time.

                                                                    I hope Nina smacks you with a used tampon.

                                                                    (I kid - I missed my stories today and this has been a great alternative.)
                                                                    I'm not sure if it's the fragrance or the flavor I like more.
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                                                                    • Teela
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 07-19-08
                                                                      • 2551

                                                                      #104
                                                                      I thought it was the flavor?
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                                                                      • THE PROFIT
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 11-27-09
                                                                        • 17701

                                                                        #105
                                                                        SJ, I like your style, buddy!

                                                                        But being the prominent figure I am here at SBR I can't have the ladies mad at me! Them lusting for me is all I got! If I say something totally assholish it will piss them off so I must refrain.
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