Female Posters of SBR Video Contest

[Swinging Johnson]

sure if we're eligible for the prize im all for it.

swinging J can we enter the contest?

Sorry Stealthy...one swingin johnson is all I can handle. We're lookin for tacos not hot dogs.

[THE PROFIT]

If I tuck my weiner between my legs it looks real from the front but looks like I took an 8" shit in my drawers from the rear

[big0mar]

Women are too sensitive to participate in this nonsense. Who would voluntarily let 1000s of guys compare them to other girls?

You guys don't know women very well. You'd be better served kissing up to one or two, and making the other ones jealous. Girls get jealous easily, and if they see you giving someone else attention, they'll fight for you

[sickler]

I'm far from the smartest guy around, but one thing I am is perceptive. I believe the poster Shari is a female. As for pics, sure, unless proven anyone can pretend to be someone else in cyberspace. If Shari wants to deliver a big f-you to her naysayers, I am willing to do a webcam chat with her. I'd like to think the veteran posters would take my word on what I report back. No dick bombs, Shari. I promise.

[jjgold]

Women are too sensitive to participate in this nonsense. Who would voluntarily let 1000s of guys compare them to other girls?

You guys don't know women very well. You'd be better served kissing up to one or two, and making the other ones jealous. Girls get jealous easily, and if they see you giving someone else attention, they'll fight for you

Big Omar does that really work?? I might try it not here because really not many women that post and meeting them is unrealistic.

[sickler]

It does work, JJ, but only if she likes you. If she thinks you're a creepy stalker, she'd be glad to see you focus on someone else.

[stealthyburrito]

If I tuck my weiner between my legs it looks real from the front but looks like I took an 2" shit in my drawers from the rear

fixed it for ya

[StraitShooter]

I am the last person on here to believe anything posted by Goldie, however his entertainment value is greatly appreciated by me.


You on the other hand have almost 5k posts in no time at all and very often seem to have perfect timing in resonding to a jj post, as though you knew what was coming,in this case not even a minute elapsed.

Your act with JJ is a good one, has been since about the time you arrived on the scene, im hard pressed to believe your a random female poster who joined in Febuary 2010 with 5k posts and a big portion JJ related

JJ knows posting talent, hes got a keeper in you, gl the rest of the way.. hope your run lasts as long as Nickys did.

Say hi to BIILSFAN for me.

Holy shit this post is outfukingstanding

shari whatever you are you are a pleasure to post with

you do speak like a gambling , sick, sports dude far too often for me to think you a girl

any guy who post as a chick for more than a day is truly one disturbed individual

the cancer emblem you don makes me think you may be girl..that seal is not a joke

I know for damn sure most female posters are actually fat bald turds..Gonna watch the game..good night my little turd-ledoves..

[shari91]

Holy shit this post is outfukingstanding shari whatever you are you are a pleasure to post with you do speak like a gambling , sick, sports dude far too often for me to think you a girl any guy who post as a chick for more than a day is truly one disturbed individual the cancer emblem you don makes me think you may be girl..that seal is not a joke I know for damn sure most female posters are actually fat bald turds..Gonna watch the game..good night my little turd-ledoves..

This is actually quite a good post my Strait friend. I speak the way I do on here when it comes to sports and gambling because other than my girlfriends that I gamble with, most people would be shocked to hear me talk how I do on here sometimes. I'm actually quite girlie in real life. It's nice to have a place to let it out since before I found this place, I was stuck having to ask silly questions I already knew the answers to about a game just so I could feed the ego of whatever male happened to be in my presence at the time. Here for the most part, people will just talk to me about sports and gambling without caring that I happen to be laced with Estrogen. And yes, I agree that anyone who pretends to be a female on a male forum, or a female on a female forum is disturbed somehow. I've never understood the point of that and I still don't. If I'm going to get attention I'd rather it be because I posted a good play. Who cares if a group of guys think I'm a girl? How does that benefit me at all? Is that going to help make me money, because if not, I honestly can't for the life of me figure out why someone would bother. If you know anything about my time spent on here, it's not mainly in PT and the threads I do spend it in, the guys there couldn't give two shits about any of this drama. They're with me in those threads day in and day out and know who I am as much as you can through the Internet. That's good enough for me!

And if you're not going to believe a word I say about anything, try to at least believe this - I would never post the Breast Cancer symbol merely as a way to give off the impression I'm a female. That disease is too close to my heart to fvkk around with it for the sake of this bloody forum. When I decided to change my avatar, I chose something that means a lot to me. The fact that the bright pink makes my posts easier to find amongst a sea of others is merely an added bonus. Best of luck with any plays you may have on the Laker game (unless you're on LA)

[Al Masters]

Alan thanks for the apology, we do not need any detectives here
Let SBR just run, anything internal and shady I will take care of it
Your role here Son is to post about gambling and sports in general.

It wasn`t an apology, it was a polite way of responding to her verbal attack of me, i held myself back due to her recent family problems she mentioned.

JJ detectives arent needed.

Posts number 2 and 3 of this thread tell the tale, no way you post at 10:15 and she replies at 10:15 with a Charles Barkley/Houston Astro comeback.

JJ,you must teach your people about proper posting time management, for Christ sake, she almost came in with a reply before your post showed up, that would of been a disaster.

JJ, i will always let SBR run,i've been here awhile and enjoy the information and nonsense the forum offers.

[wal66]

I'm far from the smartest guy around, but one thing I am is perceptive. I believe the poster Shari is a female. As for pics, sure, unless proven anyone can pretend to be someone else in cyberspace. If Shari wants to deliver a big f-you to her naysayers, I am willing to do a webcam chat with her. I'd like to think the veteran posters would take my word on what I report back. No dick bombs, Shari. I promise.

Sickler you really need to slide that "L" back some cause it's sick how SLICK you are. LOL


JJ, did you notice yet again how easily Sickler did that. He is willing to webcam chat with Shari all in an effort to prove her femaleness. NOT for his personal gain but PRUELY for the members of SBR and for the credibility of Shari.

Take notes JJ.

[THE PROFIT]

Why does anyone even care if Shari is a man? She's not, but this shows just what a bunch of kids all of you are. I'm here, Shari's here, and a few others are here, to share info during the day to make money & BS at night when the games are over. I really don't understand what about 90% of you are here for. It seems to fukin piss, whine, moan & argue with everyone else.

Straighten the fuk up & fly right!

[wal66]

I'm here cause as Bread said many times, "posting is serious business".

[stealthyburrito]

Why does anyone even care if Shari is a man? She's not, but this shows just what a bunch of kids all of you are. I'm here, Shari's here, and a few others are here, to share info during the day to make money & BS at night when the games are over. I really don't understand what about 90% of you are here for. It seems to fukin piss, whine, moan & argue with everyone else.

Straighten the fuk up & fly right!

says the guy fukkin around with emoticons at night

[THE PROFIT]

says the guy fukkin around with emoticons at night

Ive put up with about all the shit I'm goin' to out of you today, Stealthy

[shari91]

It wasn`t an apology, it was a polite way of responding to her verbal attack of me, i held myself back due to her recent family problems she mentioned. JJ detectives arent needed. Posts number 2 and 3 of this thread tell the tale, no way you post at 10:15 and she replies at 10:15 with a Charles Barkley/Houston Astro comeback. JJ,you must teach your people about proper posting time management, for Christ sake, she almost came in with a reply before your post showed up, that would of been a disaster. JJ, i will always let SBR run,i've been here awhile and enjoy the information and nonsense the forum offers.

Just because I can't resist - when I posted my reply I was replying to SJ. It was an empty thread. Believe what you want to believe but sorry Masters - you're trying to come across like you're on to something here but you're way off base. Anyway, I've got a Lakers game to make money on, so continue your investigation and I'll check in later to see what new 'facts' you've come up with.

[jjgold]

Alan settle down and back off Shari, this is a warning.

[shari91]

Mr Masters, if you don't leave me alone I'm going to sic JJ on you

[shari91]

Just for you Masters

[Al Masters]

Mr Masters, if you don't leave me alone I'm going to sic JJ on you

I see yoiu did already.

[Al Masters]

Alan settle down and back off Shari, this is a warning.

I Dare you to carry out your warning, what will it be maybe..... a shout out.

[shari91]

I see yoiu did already.

It was actually his idea but it gave me a good giggle. Skype is an awesome thing.

[THE PROFIT]

Shari, did you take Boston ML or +?

[BadNina]

I have one big issue with this thread and frankly, am very surprised that no one else has mentioned it.


Swinging Johnson does not work for SBR and is in no position whatsoever to speak for SBR in regards to paying money for a video. I mean come on dooooood. It wasn't even a halfhearted effort. Try again.

[BadNina]

Shari, I will skype with you.

[sickler]

Sickler you really need to slide that "L" back some cause it's sick how SLICK you are. LOL


JJ, did you notice yet again how easily Sickler did that. He is willing to webcam chat with Shari all in an effort to prove her femaleness. NOT for his personal gain but PRUELY for the members of SBR and for the credibility of Shari.

Take notes JJ.

Thanks Wally, but it doesn't work anymore with Shari. Just that one night in heaven. Suddenly I'm chopped liver to her, doesn't respond to my posts.

And Nina thinks there will be upcoming nuptials.


Will Shari cam with me?

Yes +1000
No -2000


(these are correct odds, not a bad line)

[shari91]

Shari, did you take Boston ML or +?

Boston +7 for the game, LA for the 2H.

Shari, I will skype with you.

Cool! I have to download a new sound driver today so at the moment you can hear me but I wouldn't be able to hear you .

[sickler]

I have one big issue with this thread and frankly, am very surprised that no one else has mentioned it.


Swinging Johnson does not work for SBR and is in no position whatsoever to speak for SBR in regards to paying money for a video. I mean come on dooooood. It wasn't even a halfhearted effort. Try again.

I took it as a joke, like most things here.

[shari91]

I have one big issue with this thread and frankly, am very surprised that no one else has mentioned it. Swinging Johnson does not work for SBR and is in no position whatsoever to speak for SBR in regards to paying money for a video. I mean come on dooooood. It wasn't even a halfhearted effort. Try again.

I actually had a hard time believing that SBR would be willing to put up money for this kind of schlock. Put the money in a tennis contest and then I'd care.

Thanks Wally, but it doesn't work anymore with Shari. Just that one night in heaven. Suddenly I'm chopped liver to her, doesn't respond to my posts. And Nina thinks there will be upcoming nuptials. Will Shari cam with me? Yes +1000 No -2000 (these are correct odds, not a bad line)

Sickler, I'm actually really sorry if I didn't reply to every one of your PMs. I thought I did though! You caught me in the middle of the French Open when between PMs, questions in threads and Skype it was all a bit overwhelming. I apologise - it is rude of me if I overlooked yours.

[sickler]

I actually had a hard time believing that SBR would be willing to put up money for this kind of schlock. Put the money in a tennis contest and then I'd care.



Sickler, I'm actually really sorry if I didn't reply to every one of your PMs. I thought I did though! You caught me in the middle of the French Open when between PMs, questions in threads and Skype it was all a bit overwhelming. I apologise - it is rude of me if I overlooked yours.

No silly, not talking about PMs. Just messing around. As a Canuck you know about our self-depreciating humour. Whoa is me!

[shari91]

No silly, not talking about PMs. Just messing around. As a Canuck you know about our self-depreciating humour. Whoa is me!

See - too tired. Slept 30 minutes last night. I thought you mentioned PMs somewhere but who knows with me at the moment.

[BadNina]

(I am just trying to bust johnson's balls a little. don't tell him)

[sickler]

See - too tired. Slept 30 minutes last night. I thought you mentioned PMs somewhere but who knows with me at the moment.

Nope, I rarely use PM's, as I have a difficult time separating it from the forum, to me it's just an extension. You see the avatar when reading messages, etc....Many people expect an email-ish attitude in PM. If my PMs appeared slightly on the perverted side, that's why.

Get some sleep, kiddo!

[melia26]

Have you boys been burned on a sports betting message board looking for love? What exactly is this all about? I have sent pics to the people I care about knowing that I am female. The rest of you all can either wait until the bash and meet me or just screw off. This is a disturbing thread. Whoever in their right mind goes out and buys a video camera just to verify their gender on a message board is insane or desperate for dates. I feel confident that the random characters on here that meet me at the bash will come away knowing that there are decent looking girls out there that enjoy sports betting. I would like to contribute more on this forum without feeling like I will be chastised for my effing opinions or not offering the funny all the time. Or when I do find JJ's jokes funny, it's because he hit on my exact sense of humor, not because I'm some crazed homo.

[THE PROFIT]

Dont worry about these dumbasses, Melia! Lets just worry about makin' some cash come fall